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Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:04 pm

more news:

I've still kept voting strictly voluntary, and I *ahem* might have accidentally put my support to a proposal outlawing capitalism. whoops

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 1:47 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Ouch....I guess Ill just be quiet about intelligence for a while.

I thought the "burgeoning owl population" was too much giving away, really.

(I wonder if anyone else didn't get it's me...?)

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:28 pm

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Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:39 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
The HoodooVoodoo Guru of the Rogue Nation of Voodoodaliania invites the following top 5 smartest nations to become members of the newly formed MENSA ("My Esteemed Nation's Smarter" Association):
The Free Republic of Espania
The Republic of Gwaltopia
The People's Republic of Avaricen
The People's Republic of Aggrovatia

The Free Republic of Espania gladly accepts the invitation on the condition that a few of Voodoodalianias many Lemurs are transported to Espania and involved in a breeding program, to put some strain off the cat population.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:50 pm

The GHG of Gwaltopia is very pleased that he has been able to fool everyone into thinking that he and his people are smart. He and his nation will gladly join MENSA so long as he is not required to speak at meetings. He wishes only to nod his head sagely, and “harrumph” and laugh occasionally.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 2:54 pm

@Voo LMAO!

Hmm...Thedruidgrove is off the scale of intelligent population

being off the scale gets you belonging nowhere *sigh*

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:30 pm

My
Esteemed
Nation's
Smarter
Association

Current Membership (by invitation only):
The People's Republic of Aggrovatia
The Free Republic of Espania
The Republic of Gwaltopia
The Rogue Nation of VoodooDaliania

We are still waiting to hear from the People's Republic of Avaricen

Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:36 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
[B
Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity. [/b]

Oh my! all those long words, Thedruidgrove is already blackballed

Maybe our simplistic life puts us off the scale in the other direction? Beyond the mutated brains of those that consume uranium pizzas?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:38 pm

as to item 1, why not. I like the flag

concerning item 2, I would be willing to support it as long as the hyperbolic zeal with which the issues are discussed does not interfere with the triviality and whimsicality of the aforementioned concerns.

-Chairman Nark of the People's Republic of Aggrovatia.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:43 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Current agenda:
1. Should we make Ysh's highdruidgrove an Honorary Member?
2. Perorating in perpetuity regarding the most inconsequential affairs in the most bombastic fashion possible, so as to astonish all the other member nation-states with our prodigious sagacity.

Point 1. The Gwaltopian representative nods sagely.

Point 2. The Gwalltopian representative 'harrumphs' then laughs derisively.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:43 pm

The people of Randomthugonia refuse to acknowledge the M.E.N.S.A. organization, declaring furthormore that any alliance with the deceptive Gwaltopia is an alliance of evil. Anti M.E.N.S.A. groups within Randomthugonia have begun to protest the foriegn groop through politcal rallies, sponsered by the dictatorship. Along with the mobilization of Randomthugonia's extensive Military, Randomthugonia has now begun a new Campaign to end this "mensa" before it starts.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:53 pm

Chairman Nark respects the position of Randomthugonia, but respectfully points out Aggrovatia's formidable cyborg forces, forces which are now oficially the most cunning, devious and all-round intelligent cyborg army on the continent.

secondly, MENSA has already started, and as our Chairman perceptively stated, "what are you gonna do about it, huh?" before pointing and laughing.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:58 pm

The only statement to come from within the borders of Randomthugonia are the sounds of chanting and cheering.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:07 pm

Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in SYM

1. The Empire of Nippy
2. The Dominion of Tamerlane
3. The Empire of Avarians
4. The Republic of Flibblon
5. The Holy Empire of Audace
6. The Empire of Dave-rovia
7. The Republic of The Tyrant Weasel
8. The Free Republic of Bloodonya Anarchy
9. The Empire of Zelopolis
10. The Rogue Nation of Kayland
. . .
29. The Republic of Gwaltopia

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:11 pm

Hey!

How did Thedruidgrove get 16th place? We have a policy still pending!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:14 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Hey! How did Thedruidgrove get 16th place? We have a policy still pending!

Heh. I suspect that there is a certain randomness to it..... Gwaltopia ignored the issue entirely yet ended up near the bottom!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:17 pm

#31! last 3 polls running! booyah!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:19 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Heh. I suspect that there is a certain randomness to it..... Gwaltopia ignored the issue entirely yet ended up near the bottom!

Thedruidgrove is in the process of banning casinos!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:24 pm

Perhaps it is the influx of gambling druggies from Gwaltopia. They tend to roam to different nations, as it has been proven by Randomthugonia reports.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 6:45 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Gambling Industry in SYM
1. The Empire of Nippy
2. The Dominion of Tamerlane

Once again, beaten by the Empire Of Nippy.