Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:12 pm

Being as there's a scarcity of bars in SYM these days...

FREE TEQUILA

The Proprieters
Madame Scayde
-----can drink you all under the table.
-----can definitely out-*hug* you, (except possibly for Viv)

Madame Voo
-----can also drink you all under the table
-----can make a mean Chili

To make the Cantina complete, we are in need of a mariachi band or a country-western band (or both), some big bouncers, more guns, and some prostitutes for a little color.

SPECIAL FOR TODAY:
FREE RIDE ON THE MECHANICAL BULL

Bienvenidos a la Cantina de Scayde y Voo!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:24 pm

Hmmm... Nice place

I can't say I want to be a prostitute... but how about something modelled more along the lines of a geisha, I could entertain male patrons by engaging them in witty and provocative repartee

I could probably drink most under the table too

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:50 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Being as there's a scarcity of bars in SYM these days...

FREE TEQUILA

The Proprieters
Madame Scayde
-----can drink you all under the table.

Madame Voo
-----can also drink you all under the table

Bull

*reads DW's post*

Again I say, bull

But, feel free to try

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 10:57 pm

I was at a party once...(here it goes

)

A bunch of guys were sitting around a table, preparing to see who could drink the most. This little female, probably around 5'3", walks over and asks if she could join them. Okay, I sat there watching this, knowing something wasn't right here. Most of those guys averaged about 200 lbs; she couldn't have been 120 when wet.

I watched them on and off over the span of two hours. When it was all said and done, the girl was drinking all of the shots that were left on the table.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Tue Mar 25, 2003 11:26 pm

**Wanders up to the bar**

3 tiros de tequila por favor. Y he traído los armas que usted deseó.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:28 am

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
**Wanders up to the bar**

3 tiros de tequila por favor. Y he traído los armas que usted deseó.

Hola mi compadre' *HUG*...Bien, veo que usted ciertamente empaca.

Vierte tres disparos de Jose'

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:30 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Being as there's a scarcity of bars in SYM these days...

FREE TEQUILA

The Proprieters
Madame Scayde
-----can drink you all under the table.
-----can definitely out-*hug* you, (except possibly for Viv)

Madame Voo
-----can also drink you all under the table
-----can make a mean Chili

To make the Cantina complete, we are in need of a mariachi band or a country-western band (or both), some big bouncers, more guns, and some prostitutes for a little color.

SPECIAL FOR TODAY:
FREE RIDE ON THE MECHANICAL BULL

Bienvenidos a la Cantina de Scayde y Voo!

El lugar excelente que obtuvimos aquí Voo.. Mis complementos

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:31 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hmmm... Nice place

I can't say I want to be a prostitute... but how about something modelled more along the lines of a geisha, I could entertain male patrons by engaging them in witty and provocative repartee

I could probably drink most under the table too

LOL...I have no doubt......perhaps it should be Las Tres Amigas

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:32 am

Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Bull

Oh Goody Voo, looks like we got our first volunteer for the mechanical bull

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:33 am

Originally posted by Chanak
I was at a party once...(here it goes )

A bunch of guys were sitting around a table, preparing to see who could drink the most. This little female, probably around 5'3", walks over and asks if she could join them. Okay, I sat there watching this, knowing something wasn't right here. Most of those guys averaged about 200 lbs; she couldn't have been 120 when wet.

I watched them on and off over the span of two hours. When it was all said and done, the girl was drinking all of the shots that were left on the table.

Oh my..you were at that party

Just don't tell what else you saw me do

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:39 am

Aye, that be good, that be!

@Scayde, are you trying for a new record of most consecutive posts in one thread?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 12:52 am

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Aye, that be good, that be!

@Scayde, are you trying for a new record of most consecutive posts in one thread?

LOL...no, just playing catch up....this is what happens when I take a break and play MW for a bit....Voo opens up a bar and puts my name on it. I feel the need to be a good hostess

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:10 am

Originally posted by VoodooDali
SPECIAL FOR TODAY:
FREE RIDE ON THE MECHANICAL BULL

Well how one earth can someone say no to free rides on a mechanical bull.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:15 am

Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Tamerlane
Well how one earth can someone say no to free rides on a mechanical bull.

Woo hoo..set this man up a shot,

We got us a rider

.....Way to go Tam.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:21 am

Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Scayde
We got us a rider .....Way to go Tam.

LOL, well I wouldn't go so far as calling myself a rider. But it looks rather simple doesn't it. You hold onto that big bump thingy, adjust your bodyweight accordingly to the leverage of the mechanical bull and stay on until it stops. You then repeat

Mind you thats how its suppose to work in theory, never ridden an animal in my life but hey it can't be that bad can it.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:21 am

*puts away his toolbox and hopes Tam is ready for the souped up version of the bull*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:26 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*puts away his toolbox and hopes Tam is ready for the souped up version of the bull*

Bah! You don't scare me, but on second thoughts I should see if my insurance covers injury or death from a souped up mechanical bull.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:26 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Tamerlane
LOL, well I wouldn't go so far as calling myself a rider. But it looks rather simple doesn't it. You hold onto that big bump thingy, adjust your bodyweight accordingly to the leverage of the mechanical bull and stay on until it stops. You then repeat

Mind you thats how its suppose to work in theory, never ridden an animal in my life but hey it can't be that bad can it.

LOL.....Don't forget to lean into the turns and you sould be fine

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:28 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.....Don't forget to lean into the turns and you sould be fine

It turns

I thought it only went up and down. I may need to rethink my strategy on this one.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:34 am

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voo 'n' Scayde's Cantina

Originally posted by Tamerlane
It turns I thought it only went up and down. I may need to rethink my strategy on this one.

LOL.oh yea.and they go forwards and back too