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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:43 pm

Bah...when the time is right, I will cruch political freedoms, trample on civil rights, and unleash my army of killer dwarfs upon the kneewcaps of the world

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:52 pm

You’re not fooling anyone you flower loving beatnik!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:08 am

Aren't you the one descended from a long line of hippies? Wouldn't that make you a flower child

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 12:31 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Aren't you the one descended from a long line of hippies? Wouldn't that make you a flower child

Thankfully that heinous rumor has been disproved. Your nation's actions speak for themself though, you bong jockey.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:26 pm

@Kayless: deny all you want...

Today's United Nations Report
The Lowest Crime Rates in SYM
Nations ranked high on this list have very low levels of crime, given the population.

1. The Holy Empire of Stealth Hawks
2. The Empire of Zelopolis
3. The People's Republic of Avaricen
4. The Dominion of Pornografitti
5. The Republic of Gwaltopia
6. The Rogue Nation of Centauringolimpya
7. The People's Republic of Aggrovatia
8. The Empire of A Masquerade
9. The Federation of Espania
10. The Dictatorship of Randomthugonia

I was #12.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 5:37 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
@Kayless: deny all you want...

And so I shall.

PS. Kayland has now become an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 2:47 pm

Finally, my Empire is becoming a place worthy of Me

Although when Ty reads this, I may have to prepare for war

The Empire of Lord Stalker is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 40 million live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A robust private sector is led by the Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, voting is voluntary, the death penalty has been reintroduced, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime is pervasive. Lord Stalker's national animal is the turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the beer cap.

And yet, somehow, I have acheived World Benchmark in Civil Rights

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:28 pm

The Sultanate of Froggle
"Its Not Easy Being Green"

UN Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good
Economy: Basket Case
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark

Location: SYM

The Sultanate of Froggle is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Crime is totally unknown. Froggle's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the favour.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:35 pm

Neglected business.

Clones –yes
Nudity allowed, but not compulsory
Uranium Mining allowed, but rainforests are to be preserved
Budget allocations made to education
Animal abuse (for snack packs) banned

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:54 pm

Re: Neglected business.

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Clones –yes
Nudity allowed, but not compulsory
Uranium Mining allowed, but rainforests are to be preserved
Budget allocations made to education
Animal abuse (for snack packs) banned

Let's see...

Clones make the best soldiers
Nudity outlawed in public
Uranium mined wherever we can get it
Life experiance is the best teacher
Animal abuse is allowed, provided it has good cause.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 4:42 pm

Re: Neglected business.

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Clones –yes
Nudity allowed, but not compulsory
Uranium Mining allowed, but rainforests are to be preserved
Budget allocations made to education
Animal abuse (for snack packs) banned

Well heres what I did through it...

Nudity is frowned upon
Uranium mining disallowed, forest isnt to be touched.
Budget allocations made to education
Animal abuse (for snack packs) banned

@BS No. We are not a war civilization. All youll get from us is a scornfull, disapproving face 24/7.

*gives BS a scornfull, disapproving face*

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 9:22 pm

Wow. My national animal is almost extinct

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:40 am

Today's United Nations Report
The Fastest-Growing Economies in SYM
The following nations have the fastest growing economies.

1. The Dominion of Tamerlane Corporate Police State "All hail, Tamerlane our saviour!"

2. The Empire of Avarians Capitalist Paradise "Fly my pretties! FLY!"
3. The Free Land of Casio Tones Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "A Lemon in Every Garage, and a Lime in Every Corona"
4. The Empire of Lord Stalker Anarchy "Wasn't my fault."
5. The Empire of The Shadow Lord Compulsory Consumerist State "Boo!"
6. The Dictatorship of The Tyrant Weasel Compulsory Consumerist State "Sheep? I don't need no bloody sheep!"
7. The Holy Empire of Audace Compulsory Consumerist State "The sanctity of poverty is an invention of the Rich"
8. The Dominion of Kameleon New York Times Democracy "nemo me impune lacessit"
9. The Empire of Nippy Capitalist Paradise "If we can't have it, we'll take it."
10. The Rogue Nation of Zeddicus Inoffensive Centrist Democracy "Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'"

Well I guess I can be satisfied with being the top dog in SYM

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 4:04 am

Really now...

Originally posted by Tamerlane

Well I guess I can be satisfied with being the top dog in SYM

... *"handles" some stuff into the pouch*

...

...ooooohhhhhh... shiny ones!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 4:59 am

The Ever-Mutating Kayland

The Rogue Nation of Kayland
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Good Political Freedoms: Few

Location: SYM
The Rogue Nation of Kayland is a large, devout nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 40 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Beef-Based Agriculture and Pizza Delivery.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kayland's national animal is the frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the token.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:50 am

Today's United Nations Report
The Largest Defense Forces (per capita) in SYM

Nations ranked high on this list spend disprortionately large amounts of money on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.

1. The Empire of The Shadow Lord
2. The Rogue Nation of Kayland
3. The Free Land of Beldinia
4. The Empire of Zelopolis
5. The Dominion of Tamerlane
6. The People's Republic of Aegisia
7. The Dictatorship of Randomthugonia
8. The Dominion of Pornografitti
9. The Holy Empire of Audace
10. The Dictatorship of The Tyrant Weasel

Woohoo! Kayland has moved up from #4 to #2!

Aegisia and Randomthugonia (former great powers) have really wimped out, on the other hand.

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 9:21 am

Man, oh, man - I was #33 in the last two - largest defense (ok by me) and economic growth.

Need advice on following UN resolution:
Resolution Restrictions
A resolution to increase democratic freedoms.

Category: The Furtherment of Democracy
Strength: Strong
Proposed by: Conservative Economics
Description: 1. Whereas, the UN proposal forum is overflowing with pointless and carelessly placed proposals, and 2. Whereas, very few of submitted proposals follow correct parlimentary procedure, and 3. Whereas, there is no current monitoring system for the submissions of proposals, and 4. Whereas, the point of the UN is being ignored and is accomplising very little, 5. BE IT RESOLVED THAT, By this here delegation of the United Nations, that all proposals submitted be subject to monitoring and scrict scrutiny.

Votes For: 3384

Votes Against: 2163

[Delegate Votes]

Voting Ends: Tue Apr 8 2003

VoodooDaliania's position: Undecided [Vote For] [Vote Against]

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:16 pm

wayhay! #38. back on the bottom of the list. ph34r my pacifism

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 1:22 pm

Randomthugonia is passing a new legislature to once again increase military spending.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:23 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
Randomthugonia is passing a new legislature to once again increase military spending.

I'm suprised you let it slip. You used to be quite the warmonger.

Heh, Kayland is now a Father Knows Best State.