favorite dialogue (non-romance)

Mr. Sprinkles · Post by **Mr. Sprinkles** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 10:15 am

I'd say my favorite dialogue would be with the whore and Edwin in the Sea's Bounty tavern. Least favorite is pretty much anything said by Anomen, Cernd, and Aerie.

Xyx · Post by **Xyx** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 1:57 pm

Cernd may not be the most inspiring talker, but this one is good:

Cernd: Are the flowers not beautiful this time of year? Perhaps a little late in the blooming, but still...

Edwina: What!? What are you getting at!? I know you are talking about me, so speak it plain!

Cernd: Perhaps your new form has made you more sensitive, though not in a way I call improvement. I meant nothing. It is my wont to talk of nature and her gifts.

Edwina: Very well then. I will let your comment pass and...

Cernd: I mean, if I say how the great cycle fells the mighty oak, yielding to the furrows and valleys of a more subtle landscape, is it my fault if you take offense?

Edwina: I see, I see. I shall let the slight pass and...

Cernd: And if I say that the great stag casts aside its wondrous mantle as the long winter approaches, should it be my concern if you draw any comparisons to your...

Edwina: Yes, yes, yes, now will you please cease your prattle!

Cernd: Poor, Edwin. When nature casts aside an appendage, she is confident it will return in the proper season. My heart weeps for your insecurities. Weep, weep.

Edwina: (I wonder what his nature would say about the cleansing power of fire. I wonder.)

Mr. Sprinkles · Post by **Mr. Sprinkles** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 3:26 pm

Pretty much all of the Edwina dialogues are funny. I like the first one where she (Edwina) says "Wait, what happened to my...oh no! NOOOO!"

Zack · Post by **Zack** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 8:43 pm

I dont know if this counts, but when Edwin is a girl and he goes into battle, one of his battle cries is so funny!

"I can feel your stares DIE DIE!!!"

I laugh every single time

aVENGER2k · Post by **aVENGER2k** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 9:20 pm

I too like all the comments NPCs make about Edwina,this particular one is amongst my favorites

Haer'Dalis: (singing)

"I once knew a Red Mage of Thay
Who dreamed of lichdom some day.
He said he knew how to do it
But he still managed to screw it
up in the funniest way"

Edwin(a): (muttering)

(Thank the gods he is not a better poet. This is one tale we would rather not see immortalized in print!)

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