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It was bound to happen sooner or later. I have surrendered to the Dark Side of the Force. Image

I cannot reveal to you the identity of my Dark Master...for he is hidden amongst you all, simply another face in the crowd. However, he is determined that his evil shall be felt in the most insiduous manner possible. He has something for each of you.

Kayless....

VoodooDali is your mother. Image

Feel the hatred! Tap into it, become one with it! The Master expects you soon. :D


Bloodstalker.....

Give in to the Force, you cannot deny it! Weasel is actually your brother...

Which makes AC your niece. Just like KY, hmmmm? :eek: Image


Randomthug....

Your lack of faith...disturbs me. Image


Tybaltus.....

Surrender to your wrath! Admit what you'd like to do to all of those who seek to kill and devour your avatars...

The Master expects you soon, too. Image
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Originally posted by Chanak
I cannot reveal to you the identity of my Dark Master...for he is hidden amongst you all, simply another face in the crowd. However, he is determined that his evil shall be felt in the most insiduous manner possible. He has somet


...so , fable has finally started to use his ancient powers ? ;) :D

No worries, no mind trick can get hold of the mighty potmind ..... :D


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Grandmaster Thug yeilds to no master be he physical or etheral. The force bends around my will to ignore its existance, fear the void that is thug.
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Re: Re: The Dark Side
Originally posted by Beldin
...so , fable has finally started to use his ancient powers ? ;) :D

No worries, no mind trick can get hold of the mighty potmind ..... :D


Beldin :cool:


Alright I admit Fable came to mind first :D Then I started down a even deeper darker road and imagined Tickle Me Elmo as the all consuming force none can escape. :eek:



*Tickle Me Elmo to RandomThug* "Thug I am your partner!" :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
Kayless....

VoodooDali is your mother. Image

All right hippy, you and your dark master(bater) have just made my list. Image Image
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Re: Re: The Dark Side
Originally posted by Kayless
All right hippy, you and your dark master(bater) have just made my list. Image Image


How long can you resist the Dark Master , Kayless? How long can you deny the truth? Can't you handle the truth??

(BTW that list of yours must look like a New York phonebook by now) :cool:
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Yes, the list is rather long (adds Osiris to the list).
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Give in? I know not the meaning of the phrase :D
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Originally posted by RandomThug
Grandmaster Thug yeilds to no master be he physical or etheral. The force bends around my will to ignore its existance, fear the void that is thug.


Bah! I can make you mad any day with the help of some Canadian symbols and products. Some master, when he can't even control his emotions at certain stages :D
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Re: Re: The Dark Side
Originally posted by Beldin
...so , fable has finally started to use his ancient powers ? ;) :D


You know, even I started to wonder about that when Beldin brought it up. But I'm not dark enough. Even when I was a god in Babylon, I told my priests to forget about sacrificing bulls, and just open up a chain of combination cafeterias and masseuse parlors. Now, that's just not really evil enough, especially if you bring in fresh bread and real butter, instead of those three-day-old rocks and the horrific little square pats that were flash-frozen back in the last Ice Age.

In any case, I suspect either Aegis, or Mr. Sleep. They're both insidious. :)
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It's Buck!
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*looks shifty*
Originally posted by fable
Mr. Sleep. They're both insidious. :)
Me? Insidious? I don't know what you mean.
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Re: *looks shifty*
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Me? Insidious? I don't know what you mean.


Quiet Tavern-Closer :mad: :p
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Re: Re: *looks shifty*
Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Quiet Tavern-Closer :mad: :p
If I was truly insidious I would have broken the thread rather than closing it, or maybe blamed T or fable, so my non-insidiousness is proved, any further discussion can not go on for my point is proved you are all wrong and I will be right in all future discussions surrounding this topic.

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Darth Weasel...

The Master demands that you report at once. You know what awaits if you fail...
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Use the Force, Kayless! Crush your enemies!!! Image


Mr. Sleep...

You need to work on your image. The black robe is nice, but the youthful exuberance must go. Become one with your hate! Image


The Z...

You are doing well, my apprentice. The Master shall be pleased...
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Re: Re: Re: *looks shifty*
Originally posted by Mr Sleep
If I was truly insidious I would have broken the thread rather than closing it, or maybe blamed T or fable, so my non-insidiousness is proved...


But being really, truly insidious, you did not do those things.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: *looks shifty*
Originally posted by fable
But being really, truly insidious, you did not do those things.
I couldn't possibly comment.

Chan, I can do that, though I do wonder if perhaps I should keep just a little youthful exuberance, for reference purposes alone.
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Sleep...

The Master grows impatient. He doesn't appreciate his clones walking around looking younger than he does. After all...you are the next vessel his insiduous evil presence shall inhabit. Image

Get with the program. :p

dragon wench...

Do not deny the twisted, depraved impulses within you. You have struggled against them for far too long, child of darkness. Yes, for that is what you are...it is true, as you have suspected all along, deep down inside...

Buck Satan is your uncle. Image
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Originally posted by Chanak
dragon wench...

Do not deny the twisted, depraved impulses within you. You have struggled against them for far too long, child of darkness. Yes, for that is what you are...it is true, as you have suspected all along, deep down inside...

Buck Satan is your uncle. Image


:eek: :eek: :eek:

Though...whoever said I have denied my twisted and depraved impulses ? I usually have the most fun when I fully embrace them :D

*dons black robes, allows greed for power to consume her, crowns herself High Priestess of the Shadowed Realms*

Mwahahaha.....
:eek:
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Originally posted by Chanak
Tybaltus.....

Surrender to your wrath! Admit what you'd like to do to all of those who seek to kill and devour your avatars...
Nah. Its all good. Gets a little annoying here and there, but it doesnt amount to anything. If things get bad, I just switch to another avatar. Not a big deal. My archives grow, and only trail those of the high and mighty Kayless. :D I guess he has similarities with his Daddy, Buck. :D (not avatars, rather the high and mightyness)

So, if I took vengeance for all that, I wouldnt be Tybaltus. ;) Forgiveness is what I do. Plain and simple. :cool:
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