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Originally posted by fable
If Hussein shared a trait with Weasel, then all claims to craftsmanship must be negated. I politely withdraw my previous endorsement of gold-plated AKA41s.


LOL :D And probably they've never been used either. Who is brave enough to use guns plated by Weasel? ;)
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Originally posted by Minerva
LOL :D And probably they've never been used either. Who is brave enough to use guns plated by Weasel? ;)


That one's easy: the same person who lives in a palace with airbrushed artwork and mirrored ceilings designed by Weasel. This fascination of Hussein's for Weasel's artistic oeuvre is probably very symptomatic of his sociopathic problems; either that, or it was actually the cause of 'em.
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There’s a breaking story on CNN now. US special forces have detained one Medulla El Longata in the city of Tikrit. Longata was found with 2 battery powered phalluses, 6 lengths of Tai jelly beads, and a 6 liter enema bottle. A pentagon spokesman stated that this was “the most compelling evidence of weapons of ass destruction to date.”

In Baghdad, Saddam’s regime has once again been found using civilians as shields. This time, an elementary school had to be bombed when local resident assured marines in broken English that “tools of maths instruction” were definitely inside. White house official have called the operation a resounding success.
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This is terrible. Can anyone doubt that the first US-installed leader of Iraq will be Bob Barker? :(
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Originally posted by fable
or it was actually the cause of 'em.


History will record this as the leading event. :D


What a shame, Medulla El Longata was caught :( I warned him just the other day to make a break for it. Did he listen to me??? Nope, claimed he had to see one more Gluto Eus Maximillion
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Didn't Udai abuse athletes and refs after sports functions for poor results?
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Originally posted by Weasel
I warned him just the other day to make a break for it. Did he listen to me??? Nope, claimed he had to see one more Gluto Eus Maximillion


Makes you wonder why, doesn't it? :p :D

"Tools of math instruction"? That's definitely used to torture poor little children, I think... :(

@Z: Yup, the guy tortured whole Iraqi football team when they lost during World Cup qualifier.
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Originally posted by The Z
Didn't Udai abuse athletes and refs after sports functions for poor results?

Yes. You can read some articles from ESPN.com here, here, and here.
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