L.i.a.r.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:41 pm

the time has come. long have my Lurkers been at their labors, intercepting messages, doing observations, and generally being nosy.

Now, in this time when certain members seem to be not what they appear, be it an alter-ego or simply more twisted and sick than were originally thought, I have decided to declassify certain documents in the interest of bringing to light the true nature of those who are hiding behind a mask.

I give you the Lurker Intelligence and Recon division of SYM. Yes, the rumpours were true, they do exist.

Reports will be forthcoming...I advise all guilty of anything to confess now and avoid any further unpleasentness.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:41 pm

Yeah right. Lets hear them

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:44 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
the time has come. long have my Lurkers been at their labors, intercepting messages, doing observations, and generally being nosy.

Bah! Its just an old wives tale, like the Boogie Man and Micheal Jackson (Sorry, had to put in a Simpsons quote...)

We want names

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:46 pm

Hey, I have never attempted to be more or less degenerate than I've ever evinced

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:49 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hey, I have never attempted to be more or less degenerate than I've ever evinced

What's your point?

@tam...no detail will be comcealed to protect anyone...all are guilty

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:51 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@tam...no detail will be comcealed to protect anyone...all are guilty

Well someone has to stand up for the little people, like Fas

Unfortunately, I'm not the guy to do so

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:52 pm

@BS, don't have a point really

One of my more inane moments

CM · Post by CM » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:54 pm

I still think BS is lying. He got nothing. If he does lets hear it.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:54 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
simply more twisted and sick than were originally thought,

I see Gruntboy and Waverly moving up in the world

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:54 pm

Are you talking about lying, or laying...I get confused

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:55 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Are you talking about lying, or laying...I get confused

Laying.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:57 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
Laying.

Or laying then lying about it

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:58 pm

I would never lie...I don't have too, there is enough truth to keep me busy

@Fas....I am compiling data as we speak. Reports will begin withing the next 24 hours.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:00 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Fas....I am compiling data as we speak. Reports will begin withing the next 24 hours.

Can we get tickets to the premiere

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:04 pm

Where's the film?

darkeningfire · Post by **darkeningfire** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:31 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
the time has come. long have my Lurkers been at their labors, intercepting messages, doing observations, and generally being nosy.

Now, in this time when certain members seem to be not what they appear, be it an alter-ego or simply more twisted and sick than were originally thought, I have decided to declassify certain documents in the interest of bringing to light the true nature of those who are hiding behind a mask.

I give you the Lurker Intelligence and Recon division of SYM. Yes, the rumpours were true, they do exist.

Reports will be forthcoming...I advise all guilty of anything to confess now and avoid any further unpleasentness.

You're deluded or drunk, Bloodhound. Too much time in the sun with the chain gang? Or too much time in the Sanctuary for the Depraved bar? Which is it?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:38 pm

Re: Re: L.i.a.r.

Originally posted by darkeningfire
You're deluded or drunk, Bloodhound. Too much time in the sun with the chain gang? Or too much time in the Sanctuary for the Depraved bar? Which is it?

A little birdie told me.....Sanctuary for the Depraved bar

Lurkers..

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 9:40 pm

L.I.A.R. Case file # 411276

Fas history files, subsection B: DECLASSIFIED

Upon noting subject (fas) becoming agitated when presented with Barney several weeks ago operations went into effect to discover source.

After graduating High School, subject immediatly found employment in job he had dreamed of all his life. Became Barney the Dinosaur at the local amusement park. Got into his animal character too much, was fined repeatedly for "misues of city property" ( molesting fire hydrants)

Finally lost his job due to exessive tail stroking. Claimed it was good for the texture of the costume...witnesses claim he was just a perv. No evidence to support fas's claim.

Case file # 356229

Intercepted PM Session between Fas and Grunt: DECLASSIFIED

Fas: So, tell me more about this pantsless thing, you big hunk of man you *bats eyes*

Grunt: What the hell is wrong with your eyes ?

Fas: They have just never seen anything quite like you. So, tell me, What would I have to do to become...initiated *wink*

Grunt: Don't make me kick your ass

Fas: Oh,, yes smack me around like the marine you are.

Grunt: Dammit, that's it, sack beating

Fas: should I resist? or do you prefer a passive man.

Grunt...dammit, you ain't Foul

Fas: Oh, we can play dressup!

Grunt: Help

Related case file # 356231

Intercepted PM from Grunt to Buck: DECLASSIFIED

For God's sake, send fas a PM from Bloodstalkers account telling him we switched accounts. Tell him it's so we can be together, just get him off my back.

(editor's note; Damn you Grunt

)

darkeningfire · Post by **darkeningfire** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:03 pm

Re: Re: Re: L.i.a.r.

Originally posted by Weasel
A little birdie told me.....Sanctuary for the Depraved bar

Lurkers..

Little birdie? Did Tybaltus loan you a bird for the evening? What about the goats?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Apr 23, 2003 10:05 pm

@ BS...Priceless

ROFLMAO