What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:47 pm

Yes, yes, I know. This has been done before – sort of. But what if they asked we SYMians to play the parts? Or what if there were an alternate reality and we suddenly became the characters we normally thought of as companions/irritants/troll fodder? Who would we be? Here’s my suggestions. Some fit like a glove, some I’m not so sure about. What do you think?

Ajantis – Nippy.
Alora – Vivien.
Branwen – T’lainya
Coran – Maharlika.
Dynaheir – Minerva
Edwin – Dottie.
Eldoth – HighLordDave.
Faldorn – Georgi.
Garrick – Gwalchmai.
Imoen – Yshania.
Jaheira – Der-Draigon
Kagain – Ned Flanders.
Khalid – Mr. Sleep.
Kivan – Thantor.
Minsc – Bloodstalker.
Montaron – Gruntboy.
Quayle – KidD01
Safana – C Elegans.
Shar-Teel – Scayde.
Skie – Enchantress.
Tiax – Weasel.
Viconia – Dragon Wench
Xan – Tamerlane.
Xzar – Waverly
Yeslick – Tybaltus.

Aerie – Aqua-Chan.
Anomen – CM.
Cernd – Aegis.
Haer'Dalis – Ode to a Grasshopper/das_hermit.
Jan – Beldin.
Keldorn – Fable.
Korgan – RandomThug.
Mazzy – VoodooDali.
Nalia – Mysteria.
Sarevok – Buck Satan.
Valygar – Chanak.
Yoshimo – der Moench.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:51 pm

Now that's a complete list

You got Weasel pegged though.....but CM is gonna shoot you

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:51 pm

I would have no problems with being Ajantis. He's a good Paladin, all apart from he dies! Dagnabbit! I don't die!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:53 pm

Dahling - I NEED a bigger part than this...I mean, REALLY!

Don't you know who I am?

(*storms off dramatically and slams the door*)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:53 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Now that's a complete list

You got Weasel pegged though.....but CM is gonna shoot you

lol! well just think.. CM gets the DF harem he always wanted!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:53 pm

Originally posted by Nippy
I would have no problems with being Ajantis. He's a good Paladin, all apart from he dies! Dagnabbit! I don't die!

yet

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:54 pm

You don't deserve Minsc. He's smarter than you are!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:57 pm

Dammit - I've been Lady MacBeth, dahling!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri May 02, 2003 5:59 pm

I would smite you with a good butt-kicking, but Boo says the taste of paladins sours his stomach. He suggests equipping your plate mail with air holes to allow the smell to dissipate

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:00 pm

Maybe a little later (when I have time) I'll edit in my reasonings...

Yeah, Weasel just works really well there.

Nippy, Ajantis is just young.

Enchantress: You know how these things work. If you do well in the first movie, then they'll bring you back in the next. Note I didn't even try to cast the supporting characters. You can be Bohdi.

I can't really say why, but Minsc was just the best place for BS!

Imagine BS drunk - that's almost like having a head wound! But who will play Boo, I wonder?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:00 pm

Who's Korgan?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:01 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
Who's Korgan?

I think the answer might have just suggested itself!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:03 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Enchantress: You know how these things work. If you do well in the first movie, then they'll bring you back in the next. Note I didn't even try to cast the supporting characters. You can be Bohdi.

D

Yes! Bodhi! Yes! I am appeased...

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:06 pm

cool. I'll be Noober

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:07 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Yes, yes, I know. This has been done before – sort of. But what if they asked we SYMians to play the parts? Or what if there were an alternate reality and we suddenly became the characters we normally thought of as companions/irritants/troll fodder? Who would we be? Here’s my suggestions. Some fit like a glove, some I’m not so sure about. What do you think?

Ajantis – Nippy.
Alora – Vivien.
Branwen – T’lainya
Coran – Maharlika.
Dynaheir – Minerva
Edwin – Dottie.
Eldoth – HighLordDave.
Faldorn – Georgi.
Garrick – Gwalchmai.
Imoen – Yshania.
Jaheira – Der-Draigon
Kagain – Ned Flanders.
Khalid – Mr. Sleep.
Kivan – Thantor.
Minsc – Bloodstalker.
Montaron – Gruntboy.
Quayle – KidD01
Safana – C Elegans.
Shar-Teel – Scayde.
Skie – Enchantress.
Tiax – Weasel.
Viconia – Dragon Wench
Xan – Tamerlane.
Xzar – Waverly
Yeslick – Tybaltus.

Aerie – Aqua-Chan.
Anomen – CM.
Cernd – Aegis.
Haer'Dalis – Ode to a Grasshopper/das_hermit.
Jan – Beldin.
Keldorn – Fable.
Korgan – RandomThug.
Mazzy – VoodooDali.
Nalia – Mysteria.
Sarevok – Buck Satan.
Valygar – Chanak.
Yoshimo – der Moench.

But Gwally.....Doesn't Shar-Teel hate men?

*sniff*....I love men......

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:08 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Dahling - I NEED a bigger part than this...I mean, REALLY!

Don't you know who I am?

(*storms off dramatically and slams the door*)

Hmm...seems a natural for the part

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:10 pm

I kinda see myself as a loveable Irenicus.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:10 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
cool. I'll be Noober

Heh. I turned you into a squirrel, you know. Then you had the gall to attack me!

Ingrate.

@Gwally: Quite a list there. At this time, I have no reaction to being cast as Valygar...(keeping in character, you know.

)

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:12 pm

Originally posted by Waverly
I kinda see myself as a loveable Irenicus.

That would make us brother and sister if I'm Bodhi.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri May 02, 2003 6:15 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
That would make us brother and sister if I'm Bodhi.

Typical goody-goody, he forgot to cast the villians - who are, of course, the most interesting characters.