What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun May 04, 2003 10:09 am

Re: Re: What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?

Originally posted by Minerva
Well, the idea is interesting, and some fits well (Weasel being Tiax and Gruntboy & Waverly being a pair are particularly appealing ), but I'm not particularly fond of the idea to be protected by BS. He's either drunk or talking to Boo, and even if not, he digs tunnels all over the place for whatever the reason.

Underground sercurity netwok

And please don't talk that way around Boo...he likes you. See how his little whiskers quiver in delight

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sun May 04, 2003 12:23 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Er, wouldn't you rather be the red dragon in BG2? What was his name? "Nightmare"? No, that wasn't it.....

Hmmm......Red Dragon it is.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun May 04, 2003 1:03 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the p

Originally posted by dragon wench
Does that mean he'll be continually showing up with countless bandit scalps as well?

As if I needed another reason to avoid him.

Of course, being Aerie, that means unless he sees Nalia first, then I would become... BS's Witch.

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
AC: I know it will be a difficult part for you, but I think you'll nail the part. Even though Aerie is universally hated by the members of this board, I think on screen she will turn into one of the more meaty roles. She is a winsome, beautiful blond elf who is coming to terms with a major change in her life. Also remember, if the PC is a male, she'll get a love scene with him (could be Tom Cruise, eh? ) and she is guaranteed a hot, romantic romance with the teifling Ode to a Grasshopper. I think you'll enjoy yourself. The camera will certainly be giving Aerie plenty of time with lots of those emotional, introspective shots.

**grumble grumble**

All right. But I AIN'T complimenting on how the light makes Jaheira's hair look pretty. Got it, mister?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Sun May 04, 2003 2:24 pm

Re: Re: Re: What if they made a movie of Baldur’s Gate and SYMians had to play all the parts?

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Underground sercurity netwok

And please don't talk that way around Boo...he likes you. See how his little whiskers quiver in delight

But, while *supposedly* scouting in the tunnel, you start shouting "Go for the eyes!!", and that doesn't help the security, does it?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun May 04, 2003 2:49 pm

Re: Me? Coran?

Originally posted by Maharlika
...a SNEAKY chaotic good elven thief?

Wasn't Coran a fighter/thief? A very happy fighter/thief? I think it suits you.

Originally posted by Waverly
Craig, you would be a good fit for a vicious kobold commando.

You would prefer him to be one of the exploding kobalds, I assume, right Waverly?

Originally posted by Minerva
Well, the idea is interesting, and some fits well (Weasel being Tiax and Gruntboy & Waverly being a pair are particularly appealing ), but I'm not particularly fond of the idea to be protected by BS. He's either drunk or talking to Boo, and even if not, he digs tunnels all over the place for whatever the reason.

Hmmmm. You don't like the idea of playing a proud, powerful, exotic mage? I didn't think you would want to be one of the love interests.....

Well, Minsc (ultimately) didn't do a very good job of protecting Dynaheir, did he? He lost her to the gnolls right off the bat, and eventually lost her altogether between TotSC and SoA..... I figure it was the drink.....

Originally posted by C Elegans
As for me, I unfortunately don't remember who Safana is, but it probably matters little since I'm a lousy actress anyway

Safana was a very intelligent, very flirtatious thief....

AC: LMAO!

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sun May 04, 2003 2:58 pm

@Gwalchmai: do you have some nude scenes planned for this movie?

How are you going to portray the romances, particularly that special night:

It will be very interesting to see which one of all these actresses
will be engaged in the hero's bedroom...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Omar
@Gwalchmai: do you have some nude scenes planned for this movie? How are you going to portray the romances, particularly that special night:

It will be very interesting to see which one of all these actresses
will be engaged in the hero's bedroom...

Maybe that's where the multi-romance patch comes into play...

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:04 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
Maybe that's where the multi-romance patch comes into play...

I wanna be the hero!!!

I am ready for the auditions!

(Omar takes off clothes and jumps into bed)

@DW Come on darling, the camera is rolling; Irenicus can wait!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:06 pm

Originally posted by Omar

@DW Come on darling, the camera is rolling; Irenicus can wait!

down boy, down!

Well, this drow wench is off to wrestle a few nasties in RL

Laters

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:08 pm

Originally posted by Omar
@Gwalchmai: do you have some nude scenes planned for this movie? How are you going to portray the romances, particularly that special night:

It will be very interesting to see which one of all these actresses
will be engaged in the hero's bedroom...

Well, that pretty much depends on the Director, doesn't it? If its Spielberg, I'm afraid the love scenes will be pretty disappointing (remember Indian Jones? He ended up falling asleep). If its Peter Jackson, he'll just focus more on the epic and the pretty settings rather than the actual sex (maybe a few misty dream sequences with meaningful looks and lots of angst). No I think your only hope is if we can get someone else. Do you have any directorial experience?

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:24 pm

@Gwalchmai: Oh darned, that's too bad! I don't have those experiences.

I thought you would be directing this movie?

Perhaps we could just edit into the movie certain scenes from some adult movies? Just Copy/Paste my head into the scene for the finishing touch.

With all the money I'll be earning with this movie, I'll have a harem in no time

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun May 04, 2003 3:41 pm

Originally posted by Omar
With all the money I'll be earning with this movie, I'll have a harem in no time

Sorry. All the Harem girls seem to be making up the DF, which is now revolving around... Fas.

**shudder**

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun May 04, 2003 4:37 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Khalid – Mr. Sleep.

I love it, random screaming for no reason, silly catch phrases, it's me down to a tee! Better part of valour! Better part of valour!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun May 04, 2003 4:37 pm

Re: Re: Me? Coran?

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Safana was a very intelligent, very flirtatious thief....

Ah, good, sounds like I don't need to act a lot then

EDIT: I always liked Khalid, I missed him in BG2...can I flirt with him now that I now Sleep has accepted the part?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun May 04, 2003 4:47 pm

Re: Re: Re: Me? Coran?

Originally posted by C Elegans
EDIT: I always liked Khalid, I missed him in BG2...can I flirt with him now that I now Sleep has accepted the part?

Hmm, so you like to flirt with erratic, eccentric and wussy men, I can do that part

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun May 04, 2003 7:31 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Me? Coran?

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
I love it, random screaming for no reason, silly catch phrases, it's me down to a tee! Better part of valour! Better part of valour!

Hey, Khalid was cool. Between Jaheira's nature rants, Minsc's Boo rants, and Alora's chipperness, Khalid was probably the most sane and normal person in my group.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun May 04, 2003 7:53 pm

Re: Re: Re: Me? Coran?

Originally posted by C Elegans
Ah, good, sounds like I don't need to act a lot then

Yeah, I thought it would work for you....

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun May 04, 2003 8:06 pm

I could be a diseased gibberling

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon May 05, 2003 12:11 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Hey, Khalid was cool. Between Jaheira's nature rants, Minsc's Boo rants, and Alora's chipperness, Khalid was probably the most sane and normal person in my group.

Well it probably isn't the character for me then

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon May 05, 2003 12:40 pm

Originally posted by Scayde

.......I remember when I asked Chan if I 'had' to rescue Imoen........some of us have no compasion for those who struggle with inner turmoil

Posted by Gwally

Imoen – Yshania

*sigh*

Posted by Waverly

I rescued Imoen

Thanks Wav, you just lifted my spirits.

@Gwally, Imoen?? Not a druid? *sigh* I would have settled for Shar'teel