Funny things around the Internet (related spam only)

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu May 01, 2003 12:41 am

Post funny thing you manage to found when you surf here Quotes, pic links, what ever that is funny. Jokes are welcome but limited to internet stuff only. - if yer lucky you might find one of M$ jokes posted here too

Here's one quote that raise my eye brow while lurking net underworld :
A motto of one underground seach engine :
"The File is Out There"

I hope the site was not run by Mulder and Scully

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu May 01, 2003 1:30 pm

Believe it or not

Intel Grafiti

API - Time Magazine reports an interesting case of high-tech graffiti. It seems that a couple of Intel engineers working on the design of a recent version of the Pentium microprocessor included a message that describes their feelings about Bill Gates, president of Microsoft, a good corporate pal of Intel's.

When a portion of the Pentium chip is examined under a powerful scanning electron microscope, the phrase "bill sux" is clearly visible, etched into the surface of the chip.

The "flaw" in the chip was only discovered by accident well after the chip was released into the market, too late for Intel to prevent the chip from being used in the manufacture of tens of thousands of PCs.

Intel says that both engineers responsible were former employees of Motorola, makers of the chips that are the heart of the Apple Macintosh.

Both engineers have since been fired by Intel.

note : the pic can be found here

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu May 01, 2003 2:48 pm

Dude, that's gotta be Photoshopped up...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu May 01, 2003 2:53 pm

Never the less it's one pretty neat jab

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Thu May 22, 2003 12:13 pm

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri May 23, 2003 12:36 pm

Somebody need real tips on how to pick girls up

This guy surely need some tips from us

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sun May 25, 2003 12:21 pm

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.

The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.

He suggested turning the message upside down ...

Windows RG (really good edition) was just released. Check it out!

oki101 · Post by **oki101** » Sun May 25, 2003 6:02 pm

Taken from one of my earlier posts.

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third. Haiku are used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity – the essence of Zen.

Your file was so big,
It might be very useful,
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within,
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao – until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data,
Guess which has occurred.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 30, 2003 2:12 am

Understanding Computer Technology...

...KidD, this one's for you.

Nuff said.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri May 30, 2003 3:18 pm

LMAO Mah, are you trying to say that PC techs & PC geeks are like toiliet janitors or plumbers ?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri May 30, 2003 10:04 pm

Not really...

Originally posted by KidD01
LMAO Mah, are you trying to say that PC techs & PC geeks are like toiliet janitors or plumbers ?

...more like, they're good at toilet humor.