Eurovision

at99 · Post by **at99** » Mon May 26, 2003 7:06 am

maybe they could use the UK song as the new torture weapon against iraqi POWs.

they could even play each song to the POWs and see what is the most effective song to make people crack. now that would end the argument on the worst song, once and for all.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon May 26, 2003 7:11 am

Originally posted by at99
maybe they could use the UK song as the new torture weapon against iraqi POWs.

they could even play each song to the POWs and see what is the most effective song to make people crack. now that would end the argument on the worst song, once and for all.

What a fantastic idea! Europe could take over the world with this new technology!

Do you think we could invade USA? Oh - hang on - did you see American Pop Idol? They could well have even worse acts, even worse singers and even worse songs than us....

Could be nasty. Is it worth the risk?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:11 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Do you think we could invade USA? Oh - hang on - did you see American Pop Idol? They could well have even worse acts, even worse singers and even worse songs than us....

Nonsense. American Pop Idol involves the incompetence of only one nation. Eurovision involves the incompetence of more than twenty nations. With that kind of input, there's no doubt that Eurovision would win. You keep your singing horde of mediocrity away from our shores!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:14 am

Originally posted by fable
You keep your singing horde of mediocrity away from our shores!

I'm afraid that Eurovision singers can only dream of mediocrity.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:31 am

Originally posted by frogus
I'm afraid that Eurovision singers can only dream of mediocrity.

True enough. How about "singing hordes of talentless minions"? It has a certain ring to it.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon May 26, 2003 8:51 am

Originally posted by fable
True enough. How about "singing hordes of talentless minions"? It has a certain ring to it.

Better - but now I come to think of it, I think 'singing' is a bit wishful too

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon May 26, 2003 10:15 am

I'd love to see your attempts at singing karaoke, you two. You'd probably be far far worse than any Eurovision entry

I bet we'd really plumb the depths of depravity then...

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Mon May 26, 2003 1:31 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
You'd probably be far far worse than any Eurovision entry.

Meaning they have a good chance of winning it! (if they'd ever compete...)

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:03 pm

So is it a date Fable?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:30 pm

Isn't the whole point about Eurovision that the songs are *supposed* to be bad? I mean, look at tatu....

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon May 26, 2003 4:19 pm

Originally posted by frogus
So is it a date Fable?

Sure thing. You bring the score of The Mikado, and I'll get the boom box. Enchantress can do the obligatory breakdancing of Katisha.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue May 27, 2003 2:48 am

Originally posted by fable
ABBA won, once. What does that tell you?

Woah there old fella, Abba are gr....oh wait, good point....move along.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed May 28, 2003 6:33 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Woah there old fella, Abba are gr....oh wait, good point....move along.

Oi! I will not tolerate ABBA bashing! If you want to attack Frida, Agneta, Benny and Bjorn you'll have to get past me!!
(*looks big and menacing*)

Or I'll tell everyone here how Nippy remarked that you reminded him of Woody Allen by the way you talk...Ha, ha!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed May 28, 2003 7:05 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Oi! I will not tolerate ABBA bashing! If you want to attack Frida, Agneta, Benny and Bjorn you'll have to get past me!!
(*looks big and menacing*)

Ah but you see I didn't insult them at all, rather I didn't defend them, there is a difference.

Or I'll tell everyone here how Nippy remarked that you reminded him of Woody Allen by the way you talk...Ha, ha!

I don't believe it!

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Wed May 28, 2003 7:33 am

Originally posted by fable
Sure thing. You bring the score of The Mikado, and I'll get the boom box. Enchantress can do the obligatory breakdancing of Katisha.

Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy

Ice Cream Boy
Creamy creamy creamy boy
Sugar!

I like to lick
But you are so cold!
Ice Cream Boy

And when I tried to hold you
You fell onto the floor
My heart said:
Boom boom boom boom

You are strawberry
Ice Cream Boy

But when your cone crumbles
Oh the ice cream
I lick it off my fingers
I lick it off my fingers

I eat your cherry
Like a sweet strawberry
Ice Cream Boy boy boy boy.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed May 28, 2003 7:56 am

All of you need to purchase a turntable and a vinyl record at this point. That way, you can simulate the DJ-style record noises I inflict on a long-suffering public as Frogus sings the lyrics. Thanks.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed May 28, 2003 8:46 am

Originally posted by frogus
Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy

Reminds me of My Dingaling for some reason.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Thu May 29, 2003 6:15 am

Originally posted by frogus
Alright, I've written a song for us: It's called Ice Cream Boy

Ice Cream Boy
Creamy creamy creamy boy
Sugar!

I like to lick
But you are so cold!
Ice Cream Boy

And when I tried to hold you
You fell onto the floor
My heart said:
Boom boom boom boom

You are strawberry
Ice Cream Boy

But when your cone crumbles
Oh the ice cream
I lick it off my fingers
I lick it off my fingers

I eat your cherry
Like a sweet strawberry
Ice Cream Boy boy boy boy.

OMG Frogface - that's a load of crap!

But are you proud of it? That's the question...

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu May 29, 2003 6:22 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
OMG Frogface - that's a load of crap!

In the Eurovision spirit...

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Thu May 29, 2003 6:27 am

Originally posted by Bloodmist
In the Eurovision spirit...

Yeah, become an outrageous Israeli transsexual and you just could win with that offering, Froggie...