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Okay.. here's a potential dilemna... Rumour has it that Hillary Clinton is under no small amount of pressure to make a run for the presidency...

Now let's just say she is successful... First of all what will she be called? Mrs. President sounds a bit odd.. so maybe Madame President...
But even more interesting will be Bill's title... First Lady? :D :eek:

Of course, "First Man" is also possible but that makes him sound like the biblical Adam.. or something from Charles Darwin's Origin of the Species.... or maybe a Leakey, early hominid, discovery... :D

Other ideas? :D
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This whole subject is just too disturbing to comment on :eek: :o

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In keeping with Bill's desire to be hip and au courant, they'd probably call him "First Guy."
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Post by dragon wench »

lol!
Or "First Dude"

and for a film allusion, how about Citizen Clinton :D

@Scayde,
well this thread originates from a conversation my partner and I had this morning.. and it occurred pre-coffee, which probably helps to explain things :D
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First Pimp :D
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LOL..I am just wondering if she does become president, will she be as entertaining with her Oval Office Exploits :D

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Post by dragon wench »

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
First Pimp :D
ROFL! :D

In that case calling Hillary Madame President takes on an entirely new meaning! :D

I guess she'd have Bill beat in her exploits anyway; at least she'd be getting paid, which would help reduce the national debt :D :eek:
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Just think, once Bill is back in the White house without all that pressure of being President, he can finally have all that leapord print shag carpteing and pink furry trim installed. :eek:
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and mirrors on all the ceilings... :eek: :o :D
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No jogging for Bill this term....he'll be cruisin' up to the WH in his custom lowrider.
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Post by Maharlika »

Well we Filipinos...

...have a lady president and we address her as Madam President while her hubby is referred to as The First Gentleman... :rolleyes:

...but seeing some of the suggestions here, what about...

...Mama-san and Papa-san? :D
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Post by Antimatter »

Just think, Hillary would sit in the seat that Bill performed some of his "acts" in. This could get interesting. :D

And I say Bill is labelled
The First Friend to all the women out there

Wait, maybe he'd be Vice President. The Clinton's rule the country. ;)
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Post by Gwalchmai »

I’m sure she, or any other female president of the US, would be called “Madam President.” As for Bill, I think it is traditional to continue to refer to former presidents as “President” which would be very confusing indeed.

Seriously, though, I think it’s about time to elect a woman to the presidency. We could use a different perspective in the office. I doubt that Hilary Clinton would be electable if she ran, though. It seems the conservative ditto-heads out there think that she is somehow evil incarnate. My main base of reference here is my father-in-law who seems to have a pathological fear of her. I don’t really get how she threatens him so....
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Post by Galuf the Dwarf »

Yeah, if power was truly poisoning, I'm surprised all us men aren't already in rehab. Yeah, not all men are that they're cracked up to be seen overall (even the real normal guys). ;)

Still, it's time a woman truly felt what it's like in the hot seat of the country.

Oh well, I don't have too much funny or informative stuff to say. *shrugs*
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Re: Well we Filipinos...
Originally posted by Maharlika
<SNIP>...but seeing some of the suggestions here, what about...
...Mama-san<SNIP>? :D


Gasp ! Do you know what "Mama-san" means for Vietnam Vets or what they used to ment on those days ? :eek: :rolleyes: :o :D
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Post by Grendel »

Old Mr. P and the current Lady P?

Can you picture it - Bill and Hill hanging in the Oval after a long day

Bill - "When I was running things I would have done it..."

Hill - "Shut up Bill"

Bill - "I was just saying it could have gone smoother if.."

Hill - "Shut up. I'm not going to tell you again."

Hill rubs here forehead. "I've got a headache and I'm going to bed"

Bill looks at the interns and smiles at them. Turning to Hill, "Hey, can I use the office for a while? I've a little work still to do."

Hill explodes, things fly through the air and Bill decides to retire early with a headache too.
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Post by KidD01 »

Originally posted by Grendel
Old Mr. P and the current Lady P?

Can you picture it - Bill and Hill hanging in the Oval after a long day

Bill - "When I was running things I would have done it..."

Hill - "Shut up Bill"

Bill - "I was just saying it could have gone smoother if.."

Hill - "Shut up. I'm not going to tell you again."

Hill rubs here forehead. "I've got a headache and I'm going to bed"

Bill looks at the interns and smiles at them. Turning to Hill, "Hey, can I use the office for a while? I've a little work still to do."

Hill explodes, things fly through the air and Bill decides to retire early with a headache too.


LMAO I think Hill will install a metal undie with lockpad on Bill like the one on "Robin Hood - Men in Tights" :eek: :D
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by KidD01
LMAO I think Hill will install a metal undie with lockpad on Bill like the one on "Robin Hood - Men in Tights" :eek: :D


You know, that was really distracting to me during that movie.

I mean, how did she go to the bathroom without getting her metal protector all soiled and smelly?? :o

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Hi Viv, *hug*

Er... lol! ... Thanks for that image! :D ;)
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Post by Vivien »

Originally posted by dragon wench
Hi Viv, *hug*

Er... lol! ... Thanks for that image! :D ;)


Hi DW!! :)

No one else thought that, did they? :)
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