Does my bum look big in this?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:15 am

Heheh.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:30 am

Well - of course - it if was you that asked ....

but taking it as a hypotechical question (LOL) from a "significant other" so to speak - then - LIE AND SAY NO ....

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:33 am

Remember what "bum" means to those charming Americans. It means tramp, dosser, down and out.

Don't confuse them - they'll invade your country...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:56 am

Yes it does and I like a big bum!

Nothing is less sexy on a male than a flat, hardly visible bum - I like it well rounded

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:22 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
Yes it does and I like a big bum! Nothing is less sexy on a male than a flat, hardly visible bum - I like it well rounded

(note to self) must put round ballon in back of pants as well as the long one in front when meeting CE.

Grunt you have a lovely bum - atleast so the latest research shows. 89% of royal marines gave Grunt's bum a score of 5 (top mark) when questioned by 'Arse Research ltd.'.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:36 am

Originally posted by Tom
(note to self) must put round ballon in back of pants as well as the long one in front when meeting CE.

(note to self) Must bring big needle when meeting Tom.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:44 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
(note to self) Must bring big needle when meeting Tom.

Its sweet but I don’t believe in acupuncture. But I do believe in the benefits of massage.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:50 am

Originally posted by Tom
Its sweet but I don’t believe in acupuncture. But I do believe in the benefits of massage.

There are some controlled studies indicating acupuncture have temporary pain-relief properties

However, massage has so far not been demonstrated to play a role in treatment of mental disturbances

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 9:59 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
There are some controlled studies indicating acupuncture have temporary pain-relief properties However, massage has so far not been demonstrated to play a role in treatment of mental disturbances

I would like to contest that! I got acupuncture once, after a back injury from North American football. Had to be carted to the doctor and such. He told me he was doing acupuncture, so I thought "what the hell" and let him stick the needles in my knees. Not only did my back no stop hurting, but I had two stinging red marks on me knees, as well as being over taken from nausea (I do deal well with anything going into my body thats not supposed to be there, especially sharp, pointy sticks). So, thats my little experiance with that quack practice.

And Grunty, I don't know why the hell you'd think I'd be admiring your ass... Crazy Brit....

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:17 am

Well clearly it is not satisfactory that we are clueless when it comes to the beneficial aspects of acupuncture and massage. I therefore propose that we conduct a controlled experiment to test the two methods of treatment. Aegis seems to have prior experience with acupuncture so it seems natural if he takes part in that side of the experiment, CE seems quite keen on needling so I am sure those two will get along fine

I am willing to sacrifice myself and sign up for being massaged and massaging the female population of SYM. Sigh... sometimes I am too nice. I give and give. Ahh well such is the burden of being a good person.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:25 am

Poor Aegis...but it is clear that if acupuncture shold have a pain-killing effect and be a safe procedure, it must be performed by an expert, just like any type of treatment...and I am no expert, so the study would not by any good. Instead, I suggest we try other alternative treatments....

I bet your goodness is almost unbearable, Tom...good luck with imposing it on the female SYM:ers

Must go now, see you later.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 10:59 am

From the pictures, Gruntboy has a skinny little butt. I voted no.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 11:23 am

grunt just like i told my ex girlfriend. No. Your pants do not make your ass look big. It is in fact your LARGE ASS that makes your ass look big.

(of course she had a nice little bum but it isn't fun to be nice is it?)

Beowulf · Post by **Beowulf** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:43 pm

Of course

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:40 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Heheh.

No, Dear, it looks just fine

Which Millets store did you say had the sale on?

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 1:41 pm

Originally posted by Tom
[B
Grunt you have a lovely bum - atleast so the latest research shows. 89% of royal marines gave Grunt's bum a score of 5 (top mark) when questioned by 'Arse Research ltd.'. [/b]

Oh dear - I have long suspected that Gruntboy shows his bottom off indescriminately.

Well, at least it's not his front-bottom. I hope you don't have any research findings on that...?

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:23 pm

Whoops!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:26 pm

Sorry lover, stoopid PC didn't sign you out.

I am shocked and disgusted that y'all thought I was talking about my posterior. It was a socrates-esque philosophical question.

@Tom, LMFAO. Arse Research Ltd? I own that company.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:39 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Sorry lover, stoopid PC didn't sign you out.

I am shocked and disgusted that y'all thought I was talking about my posterior. It was a socrates-esque philosophical question.

@Tom, LMFAO. Arse Research Ltd? I own that company.

ROFLMAO!

I was about to try and placate Enchantress, well I thought I was, by explaining that I had not considered her arse in all of this at all!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:08 pm

Pardon? My arse? Why my arse?

Does it look big in this thread? I wear a size 10! However sometimes things get a bit tight round the arse area...

Argh!