Entertain me

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:26 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Isn't a Glasgow kiss a punch in the face?!

Awww! Don't you just love those fun Scottish people!

Administered by the skilled, it is in fact a head but to the bridge of the nose

Yes, you do

Well I love Billy Connelly!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:32 pm

My partner has just informed me that a Geordie headbutt is called a Jarrow Kiss, (after some place in the NE).

He also takes offense at your statement that the Geordie accent is like the Glasgow one and is whittering on about William Wallace and how he sacked Durham and York but never got Newcastle.

Wow! This is like being a spiritualist medium!

Personally, I think the Geordie accent sounds like the Northern Irish one.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:39 pm

ROFLMAO!

we drag him from the shadows, eh?

I have heard of Jarrow, are they harder than Glaswegians in Jarrow? I thought they built boats? Maybe that is a hobby?

In Jarrow, they march without boots! hard nutters

Can't say I remember Bill Wallace, did he drink in Rotherham?

Northern Irish?? LMAO! *zips gob*

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:43 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
ROFLMAO! we drag him from the shadows, eh?

I have heard of Jarrow, are they harder than Glaswegians in Jarrow?

He says yes, they are much harder than Glaswegians!

Ooooh! I am scared!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:46 pm

But GB is not from Jarrow, he is a Sugar Puff

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:52 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
But GB is not from Jarrow, he is a Sugar Puff

He says his mum's family are from Jarrow.

(Careful about the "puff" word or he'll get ya).

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:54 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
He says his mum's family are from Jarrow.

(Careful about the "puff" word or he'll get ya).

Aw!! his mum built boats

(ok, but I spelt it with a "u" and two "f's")

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:56 pm

Right, that's it! He says he's coming to Eastcote to get you.

Shall I restrain him?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 2:58 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Right, that's it! He says he's coming to Eastcote to get you.

Shall I restrain him?

Oh my!!

Yes please *runs around house looking for hiding place*

Tell him the kettle isn't boiled yet!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Oh my!!

Yes please *runs around house looking for hiding place*

Tell him the kettle isn't boiled yet!

He says he's coming to get you on Wednesday, apparantly on the way to Hillingdon hospital.

Do you need some tear gas?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:03 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
He says he's coming to get you on Wednesday, apparantly on the way to Hillingdom hospital.

Do you need some tear gas?

*checks diary, Wednesday is good, has delivery of mustard gas scheduled for the a.m.*

No, I am ok in the tear gas department, might need a back up from Typhoo though!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Minerva, you sound terrible. See if you can infect BS, that'll cheer us all up.

How is the infection transmitted? It might cheer me up as well

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:10 pm

Typhoo? He's into drinking poncy tea now - you know, herbal and green tea.

But he's no conossieur, so you could give him a cup of washing up liquid and he may not notice....

He loves being talked about! Hell, he's a Leo! He loves it!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:14 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Typhoo? He's into drinking poncy tea now - you know, herbal and green tea.

But he's no conossieur, so you could give him a cup of washing up liquid and he may not notice....

He loves being talked about! Hell, he's a Leo! He loves it!

Oh really?? Well I do have a store of camomile and ginger, I might even let him have one of my peppermint teas! (are you sure about this?? I mean, I would like to see him get home ok, there is a lot of caffeine in those herbal teas sometimes)

Ah! ok

ROFL!

there is no such thing as bad publicity

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:40 pm

Oh, my ears are burning. Has Enchantress been blowing my trumpet again?

Best policy is to just sit back and let the world turn.

(Packs baseball bat for wednesday "board" meeting)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:45 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Oh, my ears are burning. Has Enchantress been blowing my trumpet again?

Best policy is to just sit back and let the world turn.

(Packs baseball bat for wednesday "board" meeting)

Yes, apparently it took a lot of puff

*yawn* sorry, did you say bored meeting?

See you there!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:02 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Yes, apparently it took a lot of puff

Ha, ha! That can be taken in many ways...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:06 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Ha, ha! That can be taken in many ways...

I am not even going there!! I am an innocent girl!!

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:10 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
I am an innocent girl!!

So was I! So was I!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 4:11 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
So was I! So was I!

"was" being the operative word, right?