Entertain me

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 10:46 am

Who's going to try to put the pants on those marines. They have strict orders to 'let it all hang out'.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 12:28 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
He might have been struggling against the spread of Weasels

I imagine most SYMians have been innoculated against Weasels. I hear it's appallingly disfiguring and causes one to wet ones pants in public.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:01 pm

A problem fable knows all too well. I hope the rubber incontinence pants make life more bearable old fella.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:14 pm

I'll take a pair of those grunty, provided there are extras. Beats having to use the can after every pint at the pub. Very practical, great work.

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 1:37 pm

Originally posted by Gruntboy
A problem fable knows all too well. I hope the rubber incontinence pants make life more bearable old fella.

Fable has got the Weasels! I knew there was something wrong with him...

Possibly there is there a cure for this but more probably he is doomed to being desperately incontinent and disgfigured (as well as full to the brim of fictional so-called "historical facts" and "statistics"and seems also to have developed a tragic green envy of all things British).

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:03 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
Scayde, you haven't read this page properly! And I have never, never, never asked Weasel to rub my back!!

LOL...Careful Minie, You'll get your fever worked back up

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 5:08 pm

There is nothing wrong with us Weasels! *stomps foot* I'm a daughter of a Weasel, and I didn't have to do diddly-squat to get men to start calling me "Sex Goddess". I got even mentioned in an online comic, for gosh sake.

You're all just jealous of our cunning personalities and sexae-ness.

...

Hmph.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 1:57 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Who's going to try to put the pants on those marines. They have strict orders to 'let it all hang out'.

I BELIEVE Buck can find suitable candidate.....

Enchantress · Post by **Enchantress** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:01 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
I BELIEVE Buck can find suitable candidate.....

Is Buck a real person? Has anyone ever seen a photo or met him?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 6:22 pm

Originally posted by Enchantress
Is Buck a real person? Has anyone ever seen a photo or met him?

Ah.....it is like the wind, you can not see it, you can not put it in a bottle, and yet, by the effects of it's very presence, you know that it is there...

So is the mighty Buck

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:56 am

Originally posted by Enchantress
Is Buck a real person? Has anyone ever seen a photo or met him?

He's Satan. You cannot see him just like that. We can only *feel* his existance by dissappearance of members from the board every now and then. It's all justified, of course. And you can also see blues and black eyes and burnt skins on likes of Weasel. Well, I must admit it could be self inflicted, as Weasel believes he can fix everything with his sledge hammer and duct-tape.

Of course, there's no evidence Buck Satan is male. He could well be "she"...