The Flop House

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:16 pm

This is the internet? It ain;t reality?

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:44 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
This is the internet? It ain;t reality?

Seems his reality is shaking down around him.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:34 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
This is the internet? It ain;t reality?

Don't worry about it. Just drink lots of beer and all your doubts will be flushed away

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 6:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
This is the internet? It ain;t reality?

LOL....Define 'reality'

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:13 pm

Hi all. Anyone around?

No?

*begins setting up some cardboard mock-ups of William Shatner, Brittany Spears, Barny the dinosaur and the Teletubbies*

Now where's my paintball gun?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:15 pm

Mockups of William Shatner to cover with paint? You are a sensitive soul, @Fibble.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:19 pm

Originally posted by fable
Mockups of William Shatner to cover with paint? You are a sensitive soul, @Fibble.

Hey, it's just as satisfying and has the added advantage of not destroying the target so you can shoot them again.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Hey, it's just as satisfying and has the added advantage of not destroying the target so you can shoot them again.

Oh--sensitive and efficient, too.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:07 pm

LOL....Flibble, I think those would be so much better out on the shooting range.

*Locks and loads Tech-9*

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:09 pm

Hmmmm...that's two threads simultaneously taking on the acting dead zone known as Shatner. Must be something in the air. Are there any other sensationally bad actors whose cardboard cutouts we could sploosh with paint?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:23 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
Hi all. Anyone around?

No?

*begins setting up some cardboard mock-ups of William Shatner, Brittany Spears, Barny the dinosaur and the Teletubbies*

Now where's my paintball gun?

hey now, if you cover Britny's image, you are taking away her one contribution to society.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:08 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hey now, if you cover Britny's image, you are taking away her one contribution to society.

...and what would that be, Sensei?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:23 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika
...and what would that be, Sensei?

An artificially enhanced contribution, no doubt.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
hey now, if you cover Britny's image, you are taking away her one contribution to society.

And that's a bad thing?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:38 pm

Talking about contribution...

Originally posted by fable
An artificially enhanced contribution, no doubt.

...how would an artificial pair of thingys be for the betterment of society?

@Flibs: I dont know if it is really that bad... I have to check it myself.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
And that's a bad thing?

Well, do you wanna wait til you have a mob of frustrated young boys with no release for their pent up frustrations can't take anymore and take to the streets in protest?

@fable...not quite sure...I'd say it depends on which video you see of her.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:43 pm

Re: Talking about contribution...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...how would an artificial pair of thingys be for the betterment of society?

Many artificial pairs of things have been for the betterment of society. Ben Franklin's invention of the bifocals. Laurel and Hardy. Napoleon's strikeouts in Russia and Britain. The Bernaola Twins. Britney fits quite well with her pair of thingys right in the middle of all this.

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:46 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, do you wanna wait til you have a mob of frustrated young boys with no release for their pent up frustrations can't take anymore and take to the streets in protest?

@fable...not quite sure...I'd say it depends on which video you see of her.

Ah, the lesser of two evils is it?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 10:46 pm

@fable:

...how about Shatner and Jacko?

*runs for cover*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:14 pm

*Wonders if the Flop House serves Pozole*

I think I'll just sit here in the corner and see if I can hit the cardboard Brittany with peanuts.