SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:36 am

TONY for PRESIDENT!!

The petition to support our beloved holy supreme leader, Tony Blair, running the next year's presidential election in the USA has been on. I think everyone should sign here.

I was listening to a radio phone-in, and the majority seems to think it's fantastic idea. "They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said. Unless, of course, Mr Bush Jr insists on swapping places with Tony....

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am

Originally posted by Minerva
"They want him, we don't want him. It's win-win situation", one guy said.

LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya. Though as I like the British, I'm more inclined to offer him to Mainland China. Best way to break apart their empire quickly into tiny pieces, you know.

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 8:43 am

Ill sign.

Anything to get rid of the lying scumbag.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:20 am

I'll sign. After Bush, I admire anyone who can speak in complete sentences.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:45 am

Re: Re: SIGN THE PETITION!: It's important (I might allow some SPAM)

Originally posted by fable
LOL! That's brilliant! And yes, you're perfectly welcome to have Dubya.

Err, I don't think he wants to come over here.... I hope, anyway. There's no oil to exploi... *ahem* awww, never mind.

Blair is definitely happier when he's abroad. So, being the president of USA will make everyone happy.

Only thing we have to worry is who'll be his vice-president? He can't have Maggie Thatcher, 'cause she can't make speeches any more, you know.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:44 am

Why can't Maggie make speeches?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:13 pm

A stubborn person in power is said to possess a will of iron. (And they called her "the Iron Lady.") Out of power, though, they're just cranky. Thatcher gripes and grumbles at everything, in on particular order.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:21 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Why can't Maggie make speeches?

Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.

The announcement was received by great shock among hard core Tory supporters (including one T. Blair

), and by great cheers by 82% of the nation and Ian Duncan Smith, current Tory Leader.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 1:33 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
Doctor's order. I can't remember the detail.

Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:40 pm

I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:47 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Oh. I hope its not serious. I thought maybe she had had a stroke or some such (not a fate I would wish on anyone).

Hmmm...now why does this sound about right? I might be wrong, but I seem to recall she has had some serious health problems of late, and has recently lost her husband, Dennis, too. I can't say I liked Thatcher, but I did admire her take no nonsense attitude. She kissed no backsides

James Mason · Post by **James Mason** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:21 pm

And guess what! Since our good friend Senator Hatch is trying to pass a bill allowing people not born in the United States to be president, Mr. Blair just might have a shot at it.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 9:46 am

Wha? Call me a nationalist or whatnot but I think ya should be Born here to run here.

I wouldn't want blair in... If he did sit second fiddle to bush... than really.

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 10:28 am

Originally posted by Scayde
I have always liked Margaret Thatcher. I thought she was very well suited for her time and place in history. I only hope our first woman president is made of the same stuff as she was.

Oh, no no no no no.

We already have far too much hidden collusion with private corporations and government white washes of responsibility. Let's not wish for yet another in that mold!

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 2:00 pm

I am appalled by what I read.

Surely you all jest.

Can't we have a petition to fost the pair of them off somewhere neutral (ish). How about them being Pres and Vice-Pres of Iraq? They could have a rotating term so each gets to be in charge. Their problem, they can go fix it.

Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:33 pm

Originally posted by fable
Oh, no no no no no. We already have far too much hidden collusion with private corporations and government white washes of responsibility. Let's not wish for yet another in that mold!

LOL....Now fable, why am I not in the least bit surprised that we would be in disagreement over this

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:34 pm

Originally posted by Grendel

Leaves the real jobs open for Arnold S and Sean C.

Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in

James Mason · Post by **James Mason** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 1:18 am

Well 'Ahnold' could very well be a contender for president if Hatch's bill passes. By the way, is anyone sure why Hatch is going for this? Is it for Arnold?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 5:53 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Hmmm..They get my vote any day...for what ever position they are interested in

[Sean voice]What short of poshishuns did you have in mind, my dear?[/Sean voice]

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 6:57 am

It's about time he left!