999 ways to take over the world

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:15 pm

it seems like just about everyone one here wants to take over the world. to help everyone here on their plans of conquest i have made this thread in hopes that it will get one of you there and i will be your second in comand

have fun

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:22 pm

1) I will figure out which flavour makes people obey me, and then make an icecream outta it.

The whole world will lay down and do as I command them to do!!

Thats also my solution for World Peace by the way

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:40 pm

2. Threaten to blow up the sun
3. rub the world of donunts and "The Simpsons"
4. Bore the world with Fables endless babalings

jk
5. learn how to play polka music

(Sytze, Number your stuff)

josh · Post by **josh** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 1:57 am

6. Inherit it.

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 3:57 am

7. Raise an army out of the geeky IT sector. There is a lot of bottled up anger in that area just waiting to be exploited

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 4:48 am

8. Be a demagogue...

...and learn to COMMunicate.

All hail the Mighty Weasel!!!

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 10:08 am

9. Travel to an empty world and settle there

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Sun Aug 10, 2003 2:27 pm

10. Hold the worlds suply of cheese for ransom

IHateUsernames · Post by **IHateUsernames** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:22 pm

Originally posted by Taco Magus
10. Hold the worlds suply of cheese for ransom

NOOOOOOOOOO not my cheese.....

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 2:39 pm

11. Marry Bill Gates

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 5:23 pm

12. Lock yourself in a small room, cement self into room. Now your your own little god. Until... of course.... you die.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:50 pm

13. Create a one world economy, which would nesessitate a one world government. Convince the populace that you have each individual's best interest at heart, and that you know better than those individuals what they most need for themselves to be safe healthy, happy and secure. Do away with individual competition by promising that everyones needs will be met. Launch a grand campaign on the needs of the masses and the responsibilities of the individual. Appropriate all of the world's resources for redistribution according to a plan approved by a pannel of experts chosen by the world government. Assume control of said goverment. The world is now at your mercy...You call all of the shots because there is no one left who can think or do anything for themselves....Mwaaahhaahhaaa.

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 7:55 pm

14. Make everyone eat taco's or threaten them with the finger of death

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:02 pm

Sorry, I'll have to pass on the taco Im more of a burrito person myself

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:21 am

Number i dont know: Fart.

BlackSheep · Post by **BlackSheep** » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:40 pm

16. watch Pinky and the Brain to get BETTER ideas then all the foolish ones u are offering here

p.s i still can convince my girl to be Brain she wants to be goofy like pinky

CM · Post by CM » Wed Aug 13, 2003 1:54 am

17. Coup d'etat the US and hold the world hostage with nukes and naked photos of BS

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 4:20 pm

... and naked photos of BS [/b]

Hey, at least the man works out............

Clinton on the other hand was just.... ewwwwwwwwww

Crono · Post by **Crono** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:34 pm

18/19. Make everybody drunk and tell them to sign a paper agreeing to make me leader!

Hopefully they'll be able to write or hold a writing utensil.

Latro · Post by **Latro** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:40 pm

16: Get a really massive soundsystem. Start to sing and continue until they cry for mercy and are willing to do anything you want.