@Kevka, sound advice indeed. Have you spent much time in London? I am a Yorkshire lass, I have lived and worked in London for 16 years, and have still to meet any Londoner who speaks like that - any English person even. I think you might have migrated into possible Peterborough colloquialisms that I am not familiar with lol!

Though I did go there once - it was shut! j/k

Welcome to SYM, btw
@Zelgadis, LMAO! - too true
@IHU, don't patronise, bloody is a bloody good word to use without offense!
@Sleepy, indeed, and it can be played so dismissively, and in another tone so emphatically. Better with the northern accent, though. It is much more clipped
@Brink, wow! Out into the big wide world! *eek* We are human over here, honestly

All I would say is relax, enjoy the scenerey (in London you have to look up to get that) and watch the pennies. What else do you need to know? You left it a little late to ask
<edit> @Kevka, (excluding bleeps) the "get out of the bar you foreign" example might be more likely to be confined to the outback, such as the north, Wales or Cornwall. Three quarters of the population of London are "foreign" to the city - trust me

It is a transient town. Not always unkindly so, just circumstantially so
