Drows vs surfacers

Edwin · Post by **Edwin** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 11:31 am

Imagine that in the next BG we will be able to choose a race and start a war.....who are you going to choose (and lead to victory)?? Surfacers so that we can finally butt-kick Loth, or Drows, in order to have female power and drow pleaseures......
I choose surfacers.....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 11:38 am

My Halfling army will be victorious over all. We shall saw everyone's legs off so we are the tallest race in the land.

Halfling's victorious!

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 12:16 pm

Dwarves do it better

They are better equipped anyway (you know what they say about the short ones, right?)

Only problem is I am about 1.85 so...

Nighthawk · Post by **Nighthawk** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 2:32 pm

Of course, the drow aren't just at war with the surface. What about illithid, kou-tao, beholders, and sahuagin?

Elenias Nal'nair · Post by **Elenias Nal'nair** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 5:41 pm

is that your masterplan for conquering the surface: Taking away the sun-blocker from the surfacers...?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Jan 17, 2001 9:42 pm

I'm with Gruntboy 'Oink' I'll join with the Halfling Army and call myself Weaselhalfalong the Shortest of the Shortest Halflings.

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Rail · Post by **Rail** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 1:34 am

Okay, Gruntboy, just when did *you* join the halfling army? Just curious.

Hey, the more the merrier. Just how this topic went from drow vs. surfacer, I don't know, but anyone under the height of an elf who wants to join this army is fine by me.

Halflings and dwarves of the world, unite!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 4:59 am

Well, I thought the idea of a party full of stumpy guys was funny. Never said I was against it.

Their high magic resistance and hairy feet will overcome the Drow. Better watch they don't eat me, oink oink!

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 5:21 am

Stumpy but effective. It all came from an idea that you'd probably adventure with people you know. What's the chance you'd know an elf and a half-orc and a dwarf and a gnome and you'd all get along. Hats off to you folks with all-elven parties (as much as I hate saying that), or all from the same general background. That's part of role-playing. Nice touch of realism.

Join the halfling army. See the world.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 5:23 am

Join the halfling army. See the world - at knee height. Sling your way through enemies. Eat double rations! Get eaten by orcs... er...

Rail · Post by **Rail** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 5:35 am

Orcs? ORCS?!? They can't even see us past the bushes. We'll be through them before they even know what's coming.

Orcs!?! Right!

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Kik'th Mutchath · Post by **Kik'th Mutchath** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 10:18 am

Aiight, I'm afraid I'd have to side with the Drow...Well, were it not for their one, incredible, BLARING weakness, I would...SUN!
Of course there's always the renegade Drow (Like Drizzt and, less famously, Kik'th) who have lived on the surface, gained resistance to the sun, adopted surface-dwelling lifestyles and so on....How would THEY be treated in this war?

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 10:25 am

They'd be hung just in case they were double-agents. Once a Drow, always a Drow...

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu Jan 18, 2001 4:33 pm

knee hight rules!!!

half my charectors are halflings and the womens r .........!!!

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Craig · Post by **Craig** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 4:27 pm

i hate it when i get the last post

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 4:44 pm

The drow are at War with everbody, incluide thenselfs, so dont bother.
P.S. there are a lot of drows in the surface, Drizzt is one but there are a lot of followers of Elistree(CG) in the South.and Dont go in the Forest of Mir, the drows there are not very nice.

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Stoner Cold · Post by **Stoner Cold** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 5:54 pm

if all you out there think we should all make parties out of halfings gimme a
'hell yeah'!

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tigerone · Post by **tigerone** » Fri Jan 26, 2001 6:39 pm

One question, do halflings/shorties/vertically challenged folk receive a to-hit bonus against larger enemies? THis would also include the average human(oid). I remember this being a rule in AD&D but I could be sorely mistaken as I don't really play it.