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Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something.
Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!
Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
Q: Why do redheads have horns?
A: To hold up their halo.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A: A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied- a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
in my experience, redheads have definitely proven they are crazier in bed.
I would be a serial killer if i didn't have such a strong distaste for manual labor
