Hah Tu Spek Suthun

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 10:38 pm

Hah Tu Spek Suthun:

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts."

ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."

FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far."

BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65."

RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."

JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"

HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert."

VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"

GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown!"

VonDondu · Post by **VonDondu** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:17 am

Oh, great. More "American bashing".

(Southerners are Americans, aren't they?) LOL

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:35 am

see also:

AYER - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ayer!"

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

SEED - verb, past tense of to see. Usage: "Ah seed what he done"

TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.

ahz: the things you see with

arn: an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing

bawl: what water does at 212 degrees

bidness: commercial enterprise

bobbycue: a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw an a fiery sauce

crine: weeping

daints: a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music

dayum: an expletive; in other states, a four-letter word

git: to acquire

hep: a cry for assistance, as in "HEP! There's a far!

hoss: a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal

lectricity: energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs

liberry: a building where thousands of literary works are kept

own: opposite of awf (see lectricity)

shevuhlay: a General Motors car

spearmint: something scientists do

stow: establishment where things are sold

zackly: precisely

Addled---confused

Ah heard that----I agree

Aim to--intends to

Ary--not any---"Not nary a one"

Badmouth--to talk bad about

Bar--Bear

Brung--Brought

Chunk----to throw

Clone---perfume, good smelling stuff

Contrary---stubborn or opposite- - -"Contrary to your story" .

Crik--Creek

Dreckly--Directly

Ersoften--Every so often

Fer--far or for

Fer piece--Distant

Fetchin'---attractive,, very becoming

Fixin'--Getting ready to

Foolin' 'round---nothing to do with sex --just goofin' off

Furner--Foreigner

Got a good notion---statement of intent

Haint--Haunt or ghost

His cornbread ain't done-- meaning he is a little 'touched', you know, in the head.

Hissy--temper tantrum

Hitch--cramp or lameness(hitch in your gitalong)

Hush your mouth---pleased embarrassment

Juice--Electricity

Kain't--Cannot

Kin---related

Klect---to receive money owed to you

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:36 am

@VonDondu,
Immediately after posting this I realised people might make that unfortunate association...

. It is one of those few occasions when I have wished we still had the power to remove all evidence of a post *sigh*
Okay, let me say here and now, this was *not* in any way intended to cause offence.... and I truly hope no flame wars begin as a result.
*makes note to restrict all posting to the hours following the ingestion of at least 2 cups of copy and prior to the consumption of more than 1 glass of red wine*

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:05 am

I wouldn't really worry if I were you @DW. There has been a nearly identical thread posted here before ('twas the one I ripped posted my post from) and there has not been any outcry. If there is one now, that would mean we have gotton far to sensative...

And I do believe VonDondu was closer to mocking the whole situation rather than actually complaining about the 'american bashing' ...

VonDondu · Post by **VonDondu** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:33 am

Originally posted by Vicsun
...I do believe VonDondu was closer to mocking the whole situation rather than actually complaining about the 'american bashing' ...

"Closer"? Honey (with as much Southern charm as I can muster), if I were any closer to it, I'd be on the other side of it.

smass · Post by **smass** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:40 am

Honestly - If all we worried about was pissing people off we would have nothing to talk about.

I think most reasonable people can tell the spirit of a post - most of us are guilty of some measure of maturity. As far as I am concerned Politically correct often = boring and IMHO serves to drive people further apart.

The recent unpleasantness involving Fable had almost nothing to do with the topic of the thread. It was all about the personal attacks.

Of course this is only my opinon - so if it offends anyone I will delete my post and join Fable in the BG forums....

CM · Post by CM » Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:51 am

Does this mean i have edit all my posts?

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:03 am

Originally posted by VonDondu
"Closer"? Honey (with as much Southern charm as I can muster), if I were any closer to it, I'd be on the other side of it.

Well, apparently it wasn't close enough

for it seems that DW took you seriously, or at least thought you had a degree of seriousness in your reply

But then again I too often misjudge what others are saying so if I am looking too deeply and finding what's not there, I offer my apologies in advance - I don't want to appear like I'm forcing the conversation here.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:13 am

LMAO!

reading that lot with my own Northern English accent was a cinch. Could be one and the same except Northerners don't drawl

Ok, a suggestion. Rather than risk offending by unintentionally appearing to bash nations/cultures etc, we should be more precise and just bash BS or Fas

They enjoy the attention, after all!

BTW, VonDondu did use LOL! in her reply...

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:24 am

As a denizen of the South I can honestly say I am not offended. If anything, I geartly appreciate ya'll learning how to talk properly....

BTW, I'm with smass on the political correctness. Quit thinking and just post people (spam from the heart). Flaming and provocation is a very rare event and should be stomped upon mightly when it occurs. However, too much forethought and we have no dialogue. Caffienate and reveratol(ate) ad libum, then post

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 9:44 am

Originally posted by Grendel
As a denizen of the South I can honestly say I am not offended.

As a denizen of the South (of England), I am very offended, and I demand that this thread is closed immediately and DW banned... or at least given a very serious talking to.

Grendel · Post by **Grendel** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:10 am

Originally posted by Grendel
...Quit thinking and just post people (spam from the heart). .....

I recant that last statement...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:35 am

lmao! Okay now I feel stupid

I did sense VonDondu was mocking the whole thing.... but after the situation with Curdis and Fable in the other thread I started involving the US South, it occurred to me after posting this that maybe with recent sensitivities it could cause some flak...

*sigh* Please chalk my concerns it up to too much wine and a bout of insomnia

@Ysh, indeed. A lot of these recalled the Geordi dialect I used to speak. lol! When my family first moved to Canada nobody could understand me! Small wonder!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:43 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
When my family first moved to Canada nobody could understand me! Small wonder!

Now they just nod their heads and pretend that they understand you!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:46 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Now they just nod their heads and pretend that they understand you!

lol!

This probably has its advantages.... as they unknowingly agree with any and all of my demented suggestions

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:49 am

You might not appear to demented if you would just wash your clothes and comb the sticks out of your hair....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:50 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
You might not appear to demented if you would just wash your clothes and comb the sticks out of your hair....

The sticks aren't a problem, but what clothes?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:56 am

If people can't tell you don't have clothes on, then maybe its time for a bath?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 11:03 am

Probably

Though there are compensations in keeping some people at a distance