They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 12:55 am

He's a one-legged umbrella-wielding astronaut with a secret. She's a high-kicking hypochondriac mercenary with the soul of a mighty warrior. They fight crime!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 10:30 am

He's a superhumanly strong ninja grifter gone bad. She's a strong-willed snooty hooker with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

hmm, they definitely keep changing the random adjectives in the source code. I'm considering going through this thread and building a program that includes all the words so far...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:20 am

He's a gun-slinging small-town Green Beret searching for his wife's true killer. She's a green-fingered insomniac mermaid with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 6:04 pm

The site: http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

He's an ungodly albino card sharp possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a wealthy bisexual cab driver on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:11 pm

He's a one-legged chivalrous shaman haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a cosmopolitan paranoid stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:39 pm

He's a globe-trotting Republican vagrant haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a vivacious renegade hooker with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:35 am

He's a fast talking Republican Green Beret possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a man-hating French-Canadian barmaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

Don't they ever re-appear?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:35 pm

He's a war-weary coffee-fuelled grifter fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a virginal red-headed Valkyrie on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:43 pm

He's a leather-clad alcoholic senator with a robot buddy named Sparky. She's a supernatural wisecracking nun operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!

@Fable: You do seem to have a somewhat unatural liking for this thread, someday im going to figure out why...

InfiniteNature · Post by **InfiniteNature** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:04 pm

Will this thread ever die?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:12 pm

He's a leather-clad alcoholic senator with a robot buddy named Sparky

I have a new goal in life.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Wed Mar 26, 2003 3:40 pm

He's a jaded arachnophobic dog-catcher in drag. She's an enchanted communist opera singer who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!
LMAO... simply priceless.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 6:58 pm

He's a Nobel prize-winning umbrella-wielding card sharp who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a cosmopolitan snooty Valkyrie looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 2:30 am

"He's a leather-clad crooked cyborg on a mission from God. She's a cynical green-skinned stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!"

No worries,

Beldin

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 8:06 pm

He's an ungodly amnesiac househusband who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a bloodthirsty motormouth doctor who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:28 pm

New address on this one; go here.

He's a witless sweet-toothed librarian who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a psychotic nymphomaniac magician's assistant with the power to see death. They fight crime!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:49 pm

He's a one-legged chivalrous shaman haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a cosmopolitan paranoid stripper with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

It's been there twice... Finally I have the answer. The do re-appear!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:05 pm

He's a bookish Jewish shaman on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a strong-willed mutant bodyguard with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 6:41 pm

He's an immortal Republican barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a hard-bitten cat-loving cab driver living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:42 pm

Looked like time to bring back one of the oldies of the forum, a true repository of wisdom: They Fight Crime! Just click on the hotlink, and quickly create your own comic crimefighting team!