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Behold, all and sundry SYMians, for here dwells the Witchking of Angmar. Yes, it is I who have possessed the account of this mortal lass. Fie to those who have pestered and persecuted Lord Foul; despair and destruction await you. My dark purpose has yet to be revealed, and you have done naught but delayed my vengeance. I never sleep. I never rest. And death is denied to me.

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Somebody hasnt been taking waverly's purple pills....
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Oh no!

Dear please take your pills!! :eek:
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Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by Weasel
Dear please take your pills!! :eek:


Question is did you sleep with foul? :D
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Re: Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by CM
Question is did you sleep with foul? :D


Oh please don't ask! :D

I wonder if my RL wife will accept me back!! :eek:
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Re: Re: Oh no!
Originally posted by CM
Question is did you sleep with foul? :D
If you knew the answer, your mind would shatter and you would be left quivering on the floor.
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Here's your peaches back, Dear. :D
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Ok High COMM how the hell did you not realise it was foul when you slept with him, or her, or it or whatever. What were you drugged? :p
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Too much beer....way too much beer!! :D


I should had figured something wasn't right when "she" claimed it was only a ferret of hers that had gotten loose! :eek:
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Maybe he was so caught up by the passion of the moment that he didn't notice! :eek: :D
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Originally posted by dragon wench
Maybe he was so caught up by the passion of the moment that he didn't notice! :eek: :D
Plus being undead gives you baby smooth skin.
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Good one. :D
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I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-O-L-A cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Foul
F-O-U-L Foul fa-fa-fa-fa Foul

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Foul

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Foul
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Foul

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Foul smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Foul
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LMAO @ Der Moench.

Makes you wonder if it really should be prunes and not peaches... :eek: :p
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April Fools ?

Foul...For shame...After I let you borrow my corset that night....I thought you only wanted it for a souvenir...

Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent :eek:

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Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Scayde
Foul...For shame...After I let you borrow my corset that night....I thought you only wanted it for a souvenir...

Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent :eek:
You're just jealous he beat you too it, aren't you :D
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Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Scayde
Never did I dream you would use it to commit such an heinous act on our beloved rodent :eek:
What may seem heinous to you is actually legal in 12 states and 2 provinces. We will thank you not to judge the special moments that we shared.
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Re: Re: April Fools ?
Originally posted by Gilgalen
What may seem heinous to you is actually legal in 12 states and 2 provinces. We will thank you not to judge the special moments that we shared.


I just have to know...Were the sheep jealous of the Puffins? :p

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So if GG is "Foul" then where did the photos come from? :eek: :eek:

Or maybe I'm just really really really thick in the head right now and this is an April Fools joke or something....

And didn't the Witchking get killed by Eowyn????
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Originally posted by Weasel
I should had figured something wasn't right when "she" claimed it was only a ferret of hers that had gotten loose! :eek:

Why am I hearing the Crying Game theme all of a sudden? :confused: :p
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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