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my favorite is that dremora lord that you meet in the temple quest with the big rock: "just read the inscription on the stupid rock..." i laughed so hard when he said that... and then i maimed him with trueflame
My favorite one is when i kill alot of people and people start saying "I know who you are, and i dont want any trouble" when i talk to them, its better when guards fear me. hahahaha, fear my wrath!!!! I SHALL SMITE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL(cough)LLLLLL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I saw a new one this morning.
It was in Ebonheart new the statue of the cliff racer.
I was turning around and an unidentified voice said, "I don't remember using teleportation, but there I was; naked and alone."