Literate or illiterate

daemon · Post by **daemon** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:03 am

Mhuhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!

I am indeed the *MASTER SPAMMER*

(Camera pans backwards to a shot of Daemon with his arms crossed... Suddenly the area around him erupts in flames..)

BOW BEFORE ME...

(Five Pit Fiends are gated in surrounding Daemon, ready to do his will - Until he realises that he forgot to cast Protection from Evil upon himself.)

Oh S***!

(Daemon runs away very quickly)

I WILL BE BACK TO RECLAIM MY TITLE!!!!

(Voice Screams as he runs away)

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:05 am

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME!!!

I smite thee with my flab of fury (oh yuck)

It's a +6 attack all thats needed is lots of protein and carbohydrate

Protected from Charm and excercise.

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:16 am

I cast my Lamer Flamer. Does Insane amount of damage vs. Lamers, save vs. spell for half damage. Spammers are counted among the Lamers for this spell. Caster and his party are immune to spell's effect.

Hey, Sleepy, are you in my party, or not??

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:18 am

That depends what are the perks

daemon · Post by **daemon** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:22 am

Daemon casts "Packet Collision" (The net equivalent of time stop) and then casts Post-Drain against Mr Sleep & Maurice, leaving them with one post each...

I AM THE MASTER SPAMMER

Maurice · Post by **Maurice** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:26 am

To quote some golden droid:

"Oh, no! We're doomed!!"

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:26 am

Give me a short time and i will regain my previous crown

daemon · Post by **daemon** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:28 am

I may let you work for me in the capacity of slaves....

Sourced · Post by **Sourced** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:34 am

I see Maurice is busy being a spell-checker, maybe he'll change into that sodding paperclip next

SPC (Sodding Paper Clip): You are writing a letter, would you like my help?
ME: Geee, I started Word, what do you think. And I format my own letter, thank you very much.
SPC: Are you sure, I can do it for you!
ME: No, I'll do it myself, now go away!
SPC: Are you sure you want to use the Ariel font? Times is also nice!
ME: Oh, go ahead, If it will shut you up!
ME:

#&¢¾♦◘¢¼¡Û
ME: AAARCH WINDINGS!
SPC: You did say go ahead!
ME: That's it, I am de-installing you!
SPC: Good luck, I was made by M$, nobody can de-install me, I will haunt you for the rest of your life (or at least untill you format you harddisk)
SPC: BWAAAAHAHAAAAA
ME: AAAAAAAAAAH, and wakes up

Sorry, I just felt like rabling on about nothing

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:34 am

I would be Honoured proud master

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:39 am

Hmmm, Goody anyone?
I got hunch that this topic is the sequal to Goody. From now on this topic is only known as GoodyII...

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:48 am

Apart from the fact that this one has gone off topic almost instantly

daemon · Post by **daemon** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:49 am

why is it every topic Mr Sleep starts turns into a "goody" (I like the play on words).

Good work my slave.

Sourced · Post by **Sourced** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 8:56 am

Today's words of wisdom:

It is better to keep your mouth shut, and look like a fool, than to open your mouth, and remove all doubt.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 9:09 am

My boss just said that exact phrase i am monumentally scared

Sourced · Post by **Sourced** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 9:37 am

Well, maybe I AM your boss

Sourced · Post by **Sourced** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 9:40 am

Nah, I get a one-liner every day per mail, maybe he does too!

bullions27 · Post by **bullions27** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 10:48 am

More words of wisdom:

"Being able to speak does not make you intelligent."

I quote from the utter mess and crapola that was The Phantom Menace, I can say the same for some RPG's. I would have to point the blame at some of the video game console RPGs and not some of the PC ones. You know I can sort of understand maybe the meaning of the game gets lost under translation. Good God if any of you have played some of the games I've played, e.g. Diablo, Final Fantasy series, some of the plots and storylines are so... tacky, simplistic, and insulting.

Then again the game market is strictly on eye candy and not wowing you with a compelling story. Oh well.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 12:03 pm

My Previous boss is a F**king A***** J**k that really makes my day to really really Whack him with Lillacor then frag his sorry A** with Fireball spell.......hmmm the idea of Summon Pit Fiend sounds good too !!!!!
Well to my F**king x-boss here's looking at you : F*** Y** where ever you are !
Versteien Sie ?

UGH ! I hope i don't spill a lot of my guts

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !

[This message has been edited by KidD01 (edited 11-21-2000).]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Nov 21, 2000 12:11 pm

Speaking of hell,... hey Maurice have u got The Red Alert 2 yet ?

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They can only kill me with golden bullet !