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1009 uses for duct tape :P :D

Anything goes... just keep it clean.
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56. If you're in a hair-metal band, and can't afford spandex...
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57. Weatherproofing yourself. ;)
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58. Weatherproofing your family
59. Weatherproofing your friends
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Instead of botox, apply at edges.
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59) As a highly effective contraceptive, when applied across certain areas of the body.
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60) a highly effective dating aid, when applied to the eyes of the... uh...

what's a nice word for 'victim'?
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Originally posted by Robnark
60) a highly effective dating aid, when applied to the eyes of the... uh...

what's a nice word for 'victim'?


Recipient, maybe?
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Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Recipient, maybe?
strangely appropriate, yes.
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Originally posted by Scayde
51. Weasel's date kit :p


LMAO! :D

61. Use duct tape to keep those rowdy kids in bed. :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
LMAO! :D

61. Use duct tape to keep those rowdy kids in bed. :D
until their parents pay your ransom demands, at least...

62) making giant webs between lamp posts and trying to catch drunk people in them
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63) Great for pulling out the infection out of a **** filled gangrenous leg wound.
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Now, there's an image I didn't need. Image

64) Useful for illustrating the light and dark side of the Force, as well as covering drywall leaks.
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65. Perfect for turning Cherry Bombs into hand grenades.
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Originally posted by fable
Now, there's an image I didn't need. Image

64) Useful for illustrating the light and dark side of the Force, as well as covering drywall leaks.


Couldn't that be two different uses?

66) Make yourself a duct tape sombrero for Cinco de Mayo.
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67) industrial strength dental floss
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Originally posted by Galuf the Dwarf
Couldn't that be two different uses?


No. The whole idea is to demonstrate the two sides of the Force, while covering drywall leaks. :D ;)
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68. do you have a flat tire on your bike ... not any more

69. puncture your gas tank on your new low rider well you can use that glorious duct tape to patch it till you get to Pep Boys ;) :D
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70. Controlling your own network of a giant spider web, controlled entirely by only ten strings of duct tape, taped to each finger on your hand.
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71: playing 'conjoined twins'
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72. Want something harder to clean off a person's house and yard then toilet paper? Duct tape it instead.
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