73. do you have trouble catching a foot ball?? duct tape the foot ball with the sticky side out so you just have to make it hit your hand and your gone for the touch down!
74. have trouble keeping money on hand tape it to your hand lol
75: attatch culinary implements to yourself and pretend to be a borg caterer
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.