The Affliction Test: the ultimate test

i4v02v95i5p09k9 · Post by **i4v02v95i5p09k9** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:34 pm

They ARE another species.. Any man over the age of one day old would figure that out!

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 6:59 pm

Originally posted by i4v02v95i5p09k9
They ARE another species.. Any man over the age of one day old would figure that out!

See? I knew he would come through.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:11 pm

Originally posted by i4v02v95i5p09k9
They ARE another species.. Any man over the age of one day old would figure that out!

Of course, by that logic.... men are also a separate species from women... which suggests that perhaps men are an entity *cough* unto themselves.. so to speak..

@Fable,
blessed with foresight you are indeed !

KoreeGahn · Post by **KoreeGahn** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 7:14 pm

Hmm.. Another Rabies I guess

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 10:35 pm

Originally posted by i4v02v95i5p09k9
Isnt Pedigree a deodorant brand for females?

In sweden it is a dog food brand. Anyone think there is a connection?

If males and females are separate species how do we mate?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 11:15 pm

After a quick lesson in taxonomy, I learned that human males and females are in fact, the same species. And it's been my experience that we mate quite well.

The affliction test said I was Chlamydia. (applause please, no pun intended)

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 9:23 am

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]After a quick lesson in taxonomy, I learned that human males and females are in fact, the same species. And it's been my experience that we mate quite well.[/QUOTE]

I've noticed that, too. Of course, I still think a lot of research has to be done in the area of human mating, and I intend to pursue my studies for many years to come.

Coot · Post by **Coot** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:05 am

There's a ton of really great posts on that site! I just did the grunty caveman test!!

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:18 pm

[QUOTE=Coot]There's a ton of really great posts on that site! I just did the grunty caveman test!!

[/QUOTE]

This has to be the best test of all, though, since it's the closest in character to most of us. Who here wouldn't, after all, enjoy a spell moonlighting as the bubonic plague? Who wouldn't like to visit heads-of-state when transformed into syphillis?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:39 pm

[QUOTE=KoreeGahn]Hmm.. Another Rabies I guess

[/QUOTE]

I was Rabies too, seems popular among us SYM:ers.

From the disease test page, there was a link to another test "Which extremity of the world are you?" and I got:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:51 pm

You are the driest area on Earth. Your annual rainfall is roughly the depth of a dollar bill. In fact, often you can go for several years without any precipitation whatsoever. If you wanted to fill a pint glass by rainfall alone, you would have to have started in 1704, five years before the invention of the piano; to get enough water to drown a man of average height would take 3600 years, or the time between us and the Hittites. You really put Canadian "dry" ginger ale into perspective.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:53 pm

It seems I'm the Nile. not the most exciting of extremeties, but at least I got to do a geography project about me.

i4v02v95i5p09k9 · Post by **i4v02v95i5p09k9** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:08 pm

Originally posted by Fable:
I've noticed that, too. Of course, I still think a lot of research has to be done in the area of human mating, and I intend to pursue my studies for many years to come.

I think it would be more of a hold up then a stick up.. sorry couldnt resist

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:16 pm

[QUOTE=i4v02v95i5p09k9]I think it would be more of a hold up then a stick up.. sorry couldnt resist

[/QUOTE]

No problem. Sorry to hear about your infirmity.

i4v02v95i5p09k9 · Post by **i4v02v95i5p09k9** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:27 pm

[QUOTE=fable]No problem. Sorry to hear about your infirmity.

[/QUOTE]

I wasn't talking about myself my friend.. Ahh the limitation of speech with a Moderator

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:29 pm

I think the description of "limitations" is pretty much the size of it in some cases!

Sorry.. couldn't resist that one myself

werebeargoddess · Post by **werebeargoddess** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:31 pm

*sigh* I got the Nile.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:47 pm

Rabies and ATACAMA DESERT. I must say we can easily account and be held resposible for all that is messed up in the world

i4v02v95i5p09k9 · Post by **i4v02v95i5p09k9** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:48 pm

Lol *applauds*

But no..

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jun 15, 2004 5:53 pm

No what? Come on....i can easily blame BS, Aegis, Kayless and Chanak for what is wrong in the world. Ok Bush we cant take account for.....but the rest yeah we can be blamed...