Hi, newbie here.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:41 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Yeah, but implements of maiming are mo' fun than the bare hands; and I'm guessing a sleep deprived robnark doesn't really care about evidence.[/QUOTE]
fo' shizzle. shiny pointy stabby things rock, and if they make it easier to get a cool 'arterial spray' effect across the walls as I work, then they can only be a good thing. you can't slice with fingers.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 7:53 pm

Buh..buh...buh.......But everyone loves the feeling of ripping something apart! Take last year's small fish dissection in science class! The scalpal was too dull so I simply ripped the fish open and smashed the egg sac. But every other organ came out fine (although the group never saw how the organs looked put together inside the animal).

I guess you could call me a sadist.

Actually, I guess I agree with you, Robnark and Ned, nothing beats the feel of a clean cut.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:38 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]Actually, I guess I agree with you, Robnark and Ned, nothing beats the feel of a clean cut.[/QUOTE]
damn straight. while it may be fun to fashion yourself a hat out of warm human flesh using only your teeth, impromptu plastic surgery is a unique thrill.

'got your nose!'

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:18 pm

[QUOTE=Robnark]damn straight. while it may be fun to fashion yourself a hat out of warm human flesh using only your teeth, impromptu plastic surgery is a unique thrill.
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This was the first post I'd read in this thread in a couple of days. I am now going out to get myself trepanned.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:52 pm

[QUOTE=fable]This was the first post I'd read in this thread in a couple of days. I am now going out to get myself trepanned.[/QUOTE]
well, if it's a trepanning you want you're probably in the right place...

hwesta_elf · Post by **hwesta_elf** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 7:51 pm

[QUOTE=KeltoiBarbarian]Hey, how is everyone. I'm a newbie and thought I'd say hi. I don't usually do this so count yourself lucky!

[/QUOTE]
Hello!

Wow... I feel wierd... like just a little while ago I was the newbe... If they haven't closed and/or locked the thread yet you could visit my thread that I started when I wondered why I was a "member" and everyone else was an "exalted member". it is called: "am i the only member?" or something...enjoy the forum!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:26 pm

Hi, @Hwesta. Good to see you again.

Are you aware your font has shrunk? You should consider investing in Weasel Typeface Anti-Shrink Technology (tm). It will not only keep your typeface from shrinking, but also comes in three available scents, pine, rose, and decadent caviar.

Remember, that's Weasel. Accept no substitutes. Get cheated only by the best!

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:23 am

[QUOTE=fable]Hi, @Hwesta. Good to see you again.

Are you aware your font has shrunk? You should consider investing in Weasel Typeface Anti-Shrink Technology (tm). It will not only keep your typeface from shrinking, but also comes in three available scents, pine, rose, and decadent caviar.

Remember, that's Weasel. Accept no substitutes. Get cheated only by the best!

[/QUOTE]

You forgot the disclaimer: actual result may vary

Oh dang that Weasel Typeface Anti-Shrink Technology. No refund ...

hwesta_elf · Post by **hwesta_elf** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:45 pm

[QUOTE=fable]Hi, @Hwesta. Good to see you again.

Are you aware your font has shrunk? You should consider investing in Weasel Typeface Anti-Shrink Technology (tm). It will not only keep your typeface from shrinking, but also comes in three available scents, pine, rose, and decadent caviar.

Remember, that's Weasel. Accept no substitutes. Get cheated only by the best!

[/QUOTE]
Hi peoples!

okay, I haven't been on for a while so I have to say that the Moderators did a really great job in refurnishing the forum! *cheers* I'm still getting used to the many new buttons but I really love the new look, THANK YOU PEOPLE!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:25 pm

WElcome you both. Now pay the protection money or else

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:57 pm

What, two SPAM threads aren't enough CM, you need a third??

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:15 pm

I think something's wrong with CM. He's spamming everywhere, and he's smiling. It looks odd on his face, almost as though it's being held in place by a mechanical device.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:17 pm

[QUOTE=fable]I think something's wrong with CM. He's spamming everywhere, and he's smiling. It looks odd on his face, almost as though it's being held in place by a mechanical device.

[/QUOTE]

Hey, you're the Babylonian God, you tell us what's happening. I'm afraid that SYM is liable to explode at any moment with a SPAM overload not seen since Weasel broke SYM.

CM · Post by CM » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:18 pm

Yes i do. I need many spam threads...now where is my protection money?

I am not smiling...my jaw is fixed in place....i have no choice.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:54 pm

Yes you have a choice, but if you need more SPAM places, don't let me stop you

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:48 pm

[QUOTE=The Z]Hey, you're the Babylonian God, you tell us what's happening. I'm afraid that SYM is liable to explode at any moment with a SPAM overload not seen since Weasel broke SYM.

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Hey, you should know by now that Fable (and to extent, myself) would never allow a shift in balance or power to occur... We just like chaos and havoc...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:53 pm

[QUOTE=Aegis]Hey, you should know by now that Fable (and to extent, myself) would never allow a shift in balance or power to occur... We just like chaos and havoc...

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And tequilla. And maybe a good chicken tandoori. Yes, definitely a good chicken tandoori.

I think that about covers it. Let's see:

1) Chaos
2) Havoc
3) Tequilla
4) Chicken tandoori

Yes, that's it.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:55 pm

Is there any chance of getting a pasta primavera tossed in there as well just to round things out with some carbs and vegetables? I would also add tequilla a second time just to denote how important it is.

Just my two cents, I'm not an ancient diety or anything, but I think I have good taste.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:55 pm

[QUOTE=fable]And tequilla. And maybe a good chicken tandoori. Yes, definitely a good chicken tandoori.

I think that about covers it. Let's see:

1) Chaos
2) Havoc
3) Tequilla
4) Chicken tandoori

Yes, that's it.[/QUOTE]
Well, the order is a bit out os skew, but close enough, I think

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:00 pm

HEY ALL
I am a newbie too, but as i see so far a pretty cool forum!