Seen any... ELVES!???!! AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it... but supposedly its hilarious.
VERY funny NPC saying
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JesterKing
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I've heard some good ones recently, one of them was "The blue ones look nice, but the brown ones last longer" Also now that my current character is Knight of the Dragon, Guards don't say 'move along' anymore, but "Your bidding, Knight?"
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[QUOTE=dragon wench]I had just solved Ralen Hlaalo's murder and Camona Tong bodies lay strewn all about the Council Club. Indeed, the only one left alive in there was the bartender who said to me, "Welcome, our doors are open to you at any time"
ROFL! [/QUOTE]
you know... you don't HAVE to kill everyone at the council club.
ROFL!
[/QUOTE]you know... you don't HAVE to kill everyone at the council club.
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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hey the guards will be politer now? cool cool cool...
when i go up to someone in my shabbiest outfit of common black pants and shirt: 'I havent seen a dark elf in such a fine outfit for quite some time.'
we knew they were stupid... but obviously they dont know a blood stained morag tong outfit when they see one.
when i go up to someone in my shabbiest outfit of common black pants and shirt: 'I havent seen a dark elf in such a fine outfit for quite some time.'
we knew they were stupid... but obviously they dont know a blood stained morag tong outfit when they see one.
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
in fort moonmoth, when it absolutely tipping it down, and imperial archer blurts "we could use a little rain right now, don't you think?"
Mag: Don't remember much at all of last night do you?
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
Me: put simply.... No
Mag: From what I put together of your late night drunken ramblings? Vodka, 3 girls, and then we played tic-tac-toe and slapped each other around.
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[QUOTE=JesterKing]Seen any... ELVES!???!! AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont get it... but supposedly its hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Yes, that one caused a double take from me, too.
i dont get it... but supposedly its hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Yes, that one caused a double take from me, too.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
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