House of Disgust

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:55 pm

fas had the killer pick up lines! In another thread just recently, he said he had five slingers that got 'em every time, but he had the indecency NOT to say what they were!
Here's a funny one, though:
baby, I'd like to make like I'm Winnie The Pooh, and get my nose caught in your honey pot.
Tee hee, i love that one. Women need pick up lines that good.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:56 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Hi dragon wench!
yeah, I think BS has tipped a few too many tonight. Whaddaya say I hop over the counter and serve us? Or does that warrant me being fed to the crocs?[/QUOTE] lol! I don't think BS having tipped too many would be unusual

I say you'd be welcome to hop over the bar, I think BS has already fed his crocs tonight so you are probably safe... well from the crocs at any rate.. I'm not sure about BS

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:59 pm

DW, got any good pick up lines?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:01 pm

Damn, I used that line last fall...it's back in style?

fas? killer lines? Yeah, maybe they work "down on the farm" But I'd say thats about it

@DW...I never feed the crocs...well, not between Feedings anywa. In fact, feeding the crocs is a feedable offense

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:02 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]you are probably safe... well from the crocs at any rate.. I'm not sure about BS

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Meh... I could just give him a good toe pinch. (wiggles her bare toes on the floor)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:04 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Damn, I used that line last fall...it's back in style?

fas? killer lines? Yeah, maybe they work "down on the farm" But I'd say thats about it

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lol did you get it from Funky Walker Dirty Talker? har har har..
Well, fas DID say they ONLY worked on Pakistani chics...but I still wanna hear them!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:10 pm

Then you never will. He hates getting caught in his lies

But I'm pretty sure one of them is

"I hate all hugs, esp hugs from the DF. I hate DF hugs*

That one seems to work quite a bit

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:16 pm

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.... ni...ice.
BS, you must have some good ones. Anything original I haven't heard before?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:20 pm

"When you come back this way, could you bring my breath with you? You tokk it away when you walked by"

"You're more stimulating than a cup of coffee"

"Hey baby, You look like a 10. We could make 12 if your up for it*

The last one usually gets a few laughs

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:27 pm

HAHAHA! That last one's great! lol those are awesome. I must remember them. And do you say them all with a big ridiculous wink, too? That's the kicker - when a guy does the two second wink.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:34 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]DW, got any good pick up lines?[/QUOTE]Well there was one incident....but I think repeating it would get me into serious trouble

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:36 pm

Actually , by the time I finish most of them, I'm dodgeing flying objects

I don;t so well with pick-up lines...well, except for the one that goes "HellO"

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:20 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Well there was one incident....but I think repeating it would get me into serious trouble

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Too late. Must tell.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:21 pm

Like my new tiny avatar, btw? That's how big I am in real life.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 10:52 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Too late. Must tell.[/QUOTE]Um okay.. I'll try to be er.. delicate though...

A few years ago I was in a Vancouver skytrain, when a real slimeball hit me with the usual uninspiring, "Can I show you a good time?"

Well, I *really hate* being leered at... especially by people who look as though the most action they have recently gotten is with a Hustler or Penthouse magazine...

So I replied, "How so? Did your 'toys' arrive in the mail this morning?"

Half the people in the compartment burst out laughing, and the guy said nothing.. just looked really mad. I made sure I got out at a busy stop, well away from away from where I would have usually stepped off.....
Probably a bit ill-advised on my part... but I really hate guys like that...

And yes, lol! very cool ava

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:04 pm

LOL! DW, you ARE the BEST!!!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:08 pm

Well, like I said, it probably wasn't the smartest move on my part....but sometimes my mouth moves faster than my brain

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:15 pm

Yep, same here. I'm ALWAYS saying things which - as soon as I finish saying them, I think "Oh CRAP. I'm in huuuge trouble." So far, I always seem to make it by the hair of my chinny chin chin, but one of these days...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:29 pm

(days go by, and beornica sits solitarily, growing more and more tipsy, then finally more and more drunk. The walls and ceiling of the House of Disgust watch her, knowing something must break the silence, and after all, she is outrageously drunk. She gets up from her stool and walks over to the croc pit. It seems BS has not been in lately at all to feed them. Hiccupping, she dangles one foot carelessly over the pit, to which taunting a croc leaps up suddenly and snaps it off. Ignoring her not footless leg, beornica adopts an outrageously Australian accent, and starts talking to the croc as if she were the Crocodile Hunter. As much as he thought her foot was very yummy, he decides to leave the poor tavern patron alone to her drunken reverie, and swims away. Beornica gazes into space and laughs suddenly at the thought of DW pole-dancing. "We need some poles in here.", she decides.)

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:42 am

Me here, just dont hug me!