The Great SYM Summer Barbecue

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:19 pm

Not at all. I was just WYM (writing my mind) on how nice it is too see you. It has been an awfully long time.

Luis, a good sport! I'd say he's a sore loser and he's missing a toe!

There you go. Rumors started. I'd say we could start rumors with Fas but page one of SYM is already full of 'em.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:22 pm

@Gwally...

Well I won't be held responsible for your fantasies..

@Ysh, *big hug* It's great to see you! Have you noticed that all the men here seem to think this is a nudist colony?

@ all, I have to tend to a few RL matters that I have been hopelessly procrastinating about, so I need to dash for a while. However, please have fun, make yourselves at home, play lots of games... *cough*... no Gwally and Ned.. not *those* kinds of games and if you feel inclined hoist plenty of mugs.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:23 pm

I smell booze.

Oh, look, a doused DW and a dressless Ysh...now this is a party

So, is there a line on the skinny dipping? Cause if so, I'm sure I got a long wait afert Ned, since he has a serious aversion to clothing

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:24 pm

**shaves his back while patiently waiting for Ysh to return**

DW, what on earth are you insinuating? I don't want anything to do with his druidic fruit boots squirrel hugging games.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:26 pm

BS, holy dung! What up? Someone starts a thread on newbie unfriendliness and everyone with over 4,000 posts shows up to defend the homeland!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:28 pm

[QUOTE=Ned Flanders]Not at all. I was just WYM (writing my mind) on how nice it is too see you. It has been an awfully long time.

Luis, a good sport! I'd say he's a sore loser and he's missing a toe!

There you go. Rumors started. I'd say we could start rumors with Fas but page one of SYM is already full of 'em.[/QUOTE]

Aw! *hug* it is nice to see you too, it has been too long!

LOL!

I don't want to upset Luis too much, his menu looks good! I say he is not a sore loser, but he should keep a count of his extremities when knives are flying around the BBQ *eek*

He also likes Fas. Bad rumour to start!!

LMAO! Fas is a veteran victim now, we need fresh blood, it is getting too predictable otherwise! *stuffs Fas in a hessian sack and ties the top. Throws sack into BBQ pit*

@DW, yeah nothings changed has it? LOL!

@BS

Why am I not surprised to see you here too? Gwally, Ned and BS all in one thread...a sure recipe for disaster!!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:35 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]@BS

Why am I not surprised to see you here too? Gwally, Ned and BS all in one thread...a sure recipe for disaster!![/QUOTE]

Recipe for Disaster

1 Gwally

1 Ned

1 BS

1 Truckload of females in lingerie or 1 Ysh without a dress

999 bottles of beer on the wall

3 slingshots

10,000 sunstone bullets

booze (I restrain from indicating a quantity because you can never have too much)

:end recipe:

chew on this for a while. I must go and get some work done. The natives are restless. bye

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:35 pm

Ned, did you choose that 4000 cuttoff before or after looking at your post count?

@Ysh...

Of course you ain't surprised to see me here. Where else do I have to go?

And for the record, I do NOT persecute newbies....I am equal opportunity, I persecute everyone

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:39 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Ned, did you choose that 4000 cuttoff before or after looking at your post count?

@Ysh...

Of course you ain't surprised to see me here. Where else do I have to go?

And for the record, I do NOT persecute newbies....I am equal opportunity, I persecute everyone

[/QUOTE]

In this instance, I did look at my own post count just to validate my uber veteran status.

I'm with you on persecuting everyone, I think I referred to it as being courteous earlier. Alas, some mental malaise has taken me.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:42 pm

Ned ROFLMAO! A most convincing c0cktail recipe!

Hope to see you again soon, take care of yourself, that recipe looks enough to knock a stallion out!

BS, LMAO!

You bother everyone, yes I have learned this

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:46 pm

@Ned..is there anything you don't have a recipe for?

So, that house of belittleing can be classified as courteous? Damn, who knew.

@Ysh....Well, I belive that every person has a calling. So what if mine isn't as honorable and noble. Without scum like me, the better half wouldn't know how good they got it

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:50 pm

True, BS. Your evilness has grown in stature, you have been associating with Weasel too long methinks. There was I, innocently suggesting we start rumours about Luis - just for the hell of it - when I find you and him and a rusty blade negotiating in another thread!!!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:56 pm

Its good to see how much you all love and admire me. After all you all are discussing my greatness without me even being here.

Ysh..its so sad....you dont recognize me anymore. Why did you throw Gwally into the BBQ pit?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:56 pm

That was self defence

Fas somehow got him to do vile things to me. Why, he even hugged me

I could tell it was only time before he tried to violate me further, and had to take precautions

And I'm one of the nicest people on this board

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:01 pm

Fas, I would know you a mile off, even if I was blind the shape of the sack confirmed my choice of victim. It was a little top heavy

BS, I am actually starting to feel sorry for Luis now...you two are corrupting him!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:04 pm

[QUOTE=Yshania]Fas, I would know you a mile off, even if I was blind the shape of the sack confirmed my choice of victim. It was a little top heavy

BS, I am actually starting to feel sorry for Luis now...you two are corrupting him![/QUOTE]

It was the smell, wasn't it?

Luis?!?!? He's corupt enough. Why, in his anatomy post, he says he runs sheep

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:08 pm

Mmmm BBQ, Good idea DW!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:11 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Luis?!?!? He's corupt enough. Why, in his anatomy post, he says he runs sheep

[/QUOTE] Yes, but just on the weekends though, he probably gives them a break the rest of the time

Thanks T'L, help yourself to some food and a drink, I think we have Guiness, plus some good lighter ales for the hot weather.. pretty much anything you want

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:12 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]It was the smell, wasn't it?

Luis?!?!? He's corupt enough. Why, in his anatomy post, he says he runs sheep

[/QUOTE]

Yeah, if I was to be honest....

OMG!! He is a Sleepy alter ego! *eek* I would shout run for the hills, but if you do, make sure you are not wearing wool!

Hey T'! *hug* keeping an eye on BS?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:13 pm

@Psi_RedEye22 - > Gotta hand it to you... you should just ask!!!

*hands Psi_RedEye22 a big plate of meat* Enjoy!

@dragon wench - > Oh, no naked tub party here... plenty of space for everyone (can I post one nudist beach photo here? I'm afraid not

)... You will also enjoy my recipees too. Take this Costela, for example...

Juicy...

Want a bit?

@ CM - > Ok, burger for you. Dont you really want to xchange it for a piece of costela? (shh... BS is also hunting you)

@ Gwally - > No hot tub naked party allright?

Keep on the beach... It'll be healthier for all of us...

@ Ysh - > Me? Good sport? Nice you noticed. BTW, Grrr...

@ Ned

Luis, a good sport! I'd say he's a sore loser and he's missing a toe! There you go. Rumors started. I'd say we could start rumors with Fas but page one of SYM is already full of 'em.

Missing a toe? You want your bull with poison or just dirt???

Never insult the cook, newbie (here comes newbie again)

@ BS, you dont pursuit newbies? hehehe... Welcome aboard. Uh... try making some without rope rappel. And good riddance!

Now.... who mentioned the rusty blade??? I'll place some peppers on your meat...