Newbie Love Shack

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:35 pm

(beornica raises her wand and arms to sky, welcomes a bolt of lightning that lights up the whole shack)
ENTER, JESTER!!!!!!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:36 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Then I guess you're on the waiting list for a couple years.

[/QUOTE]

Not bloody likely.

I'll finish this in well short of that amount of time

EDIT

Uh, what exactly is she trying to summon over there?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:39 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]Not bloody likely.

I'll finish this in well short of that amount of time

EDIT

Uh, what exactly is she trying to summon over there?

[/QUOTE]
Get to it or get to changing the sheets.

Jester. Be afraid.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:39 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
Uh, what exactly is she trying to summon over there?

[/QUOTE]
Summoning newbies. It's our shack to take over as we like.

watch out! it's the newbie rebellion!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:44 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Get to it or get to changing the sheets.

Jester. Be afraid.

[/QUOTE]

I am working on it. But, are you sure this is the only way?

You got me romancing Anomen, and insisting I do the horizontal bop with the cleric, and JESTER should scare me?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:47 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]I am working on it. But, are you sure this is the only way?

You got me romancing Anomen, and insisting I do the horizontal bop with the cleric, and JESTER should scare me?

[/QUOTE]

I got five minutes until I have to leave, and if you don't do it by then you'll never get the oppertunity again.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:47 pm

would you be scared if you knew someone could make you pee your pants, and you had no control over it?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:47 pm

That reminds me of something. It seems Than was a little remiss about the decor around here...

Obviously Newbies should have first dibs and all, but I was wondering, seeing as it is a shack, if hammocks strung from the rafters would work. If nothing else, it would be entertaining to watch BS trying to stumble in and out of his hammock after his nightly bath in a vat of Turkey

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:47 pm

appears in a flash of lightning

I'm back! Give it up for Lost One!

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:50 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That reminds me of something. It seems Than was a little remiss about the decor around here...

Obviously Newbies should have first dibs and all, but I was wondering, seeing as it is a shack, if hammocks strung from the rafters would work. If nothing else, it would be entertaining to watch BS trying to stumble in and out of his after his nightly bath in a vat of Turkey

[/QUOTE]

I was thinking of a big bar over there with hula girl bobble heads on it, and a big fire hydrant for a beer tap on it.
(hops behind the counter)
May I serve anybody?

Yaaaayyyy Lost One! Welcome welcome!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:55 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]I got five minutes until I have to leave, and if you don't do it by then you'll never get the oppertunity again.

[/QUOTE]

I can't advance the romance that fast. I suck with console commands

[QUOTE=Beornica]would you be scared if you knew someone could make you pee your pants, and you had no control over it?[/QUOTE]

No, I drink so much, it would be non noticable.

[QUOTE=Lost One] Give it up for Lost One! [/QUOTE]

Sigh...not another one. Is there no end to my humiliation?

thantor3 · Post by **thantor3** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:57 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]That reminds me of something. It seems Than was a little remiss about the decor around here...
[/QUOTE]

Not at all. I was going for a kind of post modern, mid-last century, minimalistic industrial look. I put the chains in for you though. *hug*

As an aside, I think AC and BS (or as they are referred to in the tabloids, BSAC) need to get a boudoir thread....

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:57 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]

No, I drink so much, it would be non noticable.

[/QUOTE]

Are you saying you're invincible?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:59 pm

[QUOTE=thantor3]

As an aside, I think AC and BS (or as they are referred to in the tabloids, BSAC) need to get a boudoir thread....

[/QUOTE]

(Waves wand) Consider it done. I was thinking the same myself.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:59 pm

May I serve anybody?

Dry vodka martini...

On the rocks...

With a slice of lemon...

And a cherry...

Don't forget the straw!

Shaken not stirred...

On second thought. How about a coke?

Yaaaayyyy Lost One! Welcome welcome!

Thank you fairy godmother!

Been watching Shrek 2 by any chance?

I don't know...after having watched that film a few days ago made me want to become a fairy godfather...or a talking donkey...or an ogre. Hm...tough decisions...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:00 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Are you saying you're invincible?[/QUOTE]

After a few drinks.....I become convinced of that, yes

@Than.... You trying to tell me something?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:00 pm

[QUOTE=thantor3]Not at all. I was going for a kind of post modern, mid-last century, minimalistic industrial look. I put the chains in for you though. *hug*

[/QUOTE]

Awww.. you're so sweet and thoughtful. *hug*

But does that mean I get to decide whom I put in chains?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:04 pm

(slides a coke down the bar at Lost One)
nope, I have yet to see Shrek 2. I heard it's pretty cute, though.

@ DW
in chains like in You Can't Do That On Television? Now that was a good show... lol
(Are the chains a punishment or a reward?)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:10 pm

[QUOTE=beornica](slides a coke down the bar at Lost One)
nope, I have yet to see Shrek 2. I heard it's pretty cute, though.

@ DW
in chains like in You Can't Do That On Television? Now that was a good show... lol[/QUOTE]

Shrek 2 is great, highly recommened !

I rarely watch TV so I haven't seen it

I suspect Than was trying to destroy my newly-developed benevolent image by making reference to an old thread of mine which included chains, a dungeon and various other forms of entertainment

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:13 pm

[QUOTE=beornica] You Can't Do That On Television?

(Are the chains a punishment or a reward?)[/QUOTE]

A show from the mid 80's. Har har.

soooo? Punishment or reward?
Will you be dressed in shiny black leather?