Newbie Love Shack

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 8:57 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]Hmm... If she's gonna work for me I'm gonna have to fix that.

[/QUOTE]You're such a corrupting influence

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:00 pm

*boycotts this thread as Than has made it clear he does not approve of my posting here*

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:03 pm

The Dark Flames have their origins in the BG2 Forum and owe their existence (at least originally) to Anomen from the game... Basically a group of us began writing fan fiction based on the Anomen romance which quickly acquired a life of its own

Bah. I never took Anomen on my party. He was an arrogant prick. That sexy, drow elf female was a much better cleric. Nothing quite like being spanked by snake-headed whips.

and am here to take my rightful place as king of this thread.

Hah, good luck JesterKing. The vets have a monopoly over all & everything, even newbie threads.

COMM and all the rest are just ways people can worship Weasel without explicitly admiting to it

If he grants me power or benefits, I'll join!

PS: Where I can find this Dark Flames or stuff about COMM?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:09 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]

PS: Where I can find this Dark Flames or stuff about COMM?[/QUOTE]

Dark Flames are a community of writers all composing a single "epic", if you will. There are several story threads about the boards, the most rescent being Book 6 which was started not too long ago.

COMM is everywhere, not really holding any official "getherings" or such. They just praise dad when he makes his movements.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:36 pm

Such as betraying the art of SPAM.

[quote="Bloodstalker]You mean the rumors about the initiation rites were true?

[/quote"]

I say we torture a COMM and force it out of him.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:56 pm

Everybody's gone to bed! Allll alooooone......
(Pulls wand out from it's hidden spot behind her back and starts casting spells repeatedly for an hour straight)
Yes, I gained a level in Illusion! Now I can make BS sober on command! Boy is he EVER gonna hate me for this.....
who says he's invincible.... MUWAHAHAHAHAAAAA
(Now that nobody's around, the good fairy's cute little wings disappear. Horns emerge from her forehead, and her wand grows decidedly pointier. Her clothes grow inexplicably tighter and turn black. She does a wicked dance under the light of the moon...)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:02 am

Ha! Caught you in the act!

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:06 am

Yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it? Chain me up?
I'll have morphed back into the good fairy again by morning, and then everyone will be dumbfounded as to why you'd chain up such a benevolent little creature!

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:08 am

What are you doing up so late, anyway, DW? Don't you ever sleep?
Or is THAT the reason you are the "way" you are......?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:15 am

LMAO

Well... I suffer from insomnia, and I find gaming helps.. er well.. probably hinders actually.. but ah well, and also bear in mind I am on the west coast, so it is only 11:15 PM my way

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:20 am

Ahhh, wonderful. I am always pleased to find fellow insomniacs.

Well, as long as you're here, what do you say to joining me for a wicked dance under the moon? Did you bring the appropriate clothing?
(stupid question - we all know perfectly well you are always attired in this fashion...)

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:27 am

*grin* I'm always up for a wicked dance beneath the moonlight

Besides it is rather fun when the lads realise their sleeping habits might have prevented them from being witness

Actually, you know, I'm not sure if it is necessarily insomnia as it is an appreciation for the night itself. Everything is so quiet and peaceful, and I always find there is something soothing about hiding beneath its velvet gaze

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:33 am

I know precisely what you mean. I used to live on the east coast, just up the street from the beach. (Ahhh, wonderful Rhode Island.... don't go there, though, enough people have realized it's magic as it is, and it's become extremely overpopulated)
I used to slip out around midnight or 1 and head down to the pier. Night may be wonderful, but night on salt water is even better. Especially night on salt water on naked skin.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:42 am

Exactly... I live in Vancouver, as I think I mentioned, and I'm lucky because although I'm in a downtown area, the beach is only a ten minite or so walk away. When I have the windows open I can still smell the salt in the breeze. I have spoken to somebody else who told me Rhode Island had become overly popular... *sigh*

I have dipped into salt water while bare, though not here. I admit, I'm a wimp where cold salt water is concerned, it stings a little (sensitive skin), but when we were on vacation while in Belize a few years back I slipped off when it was quite late for a quiet skinnydip. It was pretty amazing with the canopy of stars, and the subtle scents of the tropics rising up around the stronger scent of brine.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:47 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]*grin* I'm always up for a wicked dance beneath the moonlight

Besides it is rather fun when the lads realise their sleeping habits might have prevented them from being witness

[/QUOTE]

I never sleep.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:48 am

Hi Chan,
lol! I should have known

*hug* How are you doing?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:52 am

Waste of precious time, yes?
(Picks clothing off ground and pulls them over her salty wet body)
That was a nice swim. DW, you plan on standing around wet and naked all night???

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:55 am

Well, I'll see ya later, DW. Nice dancing with you!
buh bye everybody!

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:56 am

[QUOTE=dragon wench]Hi Chan,
lol! I should have known

*hug* How are you doing?[/QUOTE]

Some things will never change DW. A denizen of the night I shall always be.

I am doing reasonably well. Lasagna was involved in my day today, which alone does wonders for the spirit.

And you? How are you?

Standing salty, wet and naked can be a bummer depending on where you're hanging out. Down here, it's the same temperature at midnight as it is during high noon. No problemo here.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:57 am

*similarly pulls on clothing and dries off*
Yes it was a nice swim

*rolleyes* I really should think about trying to get some sleep.. I have to deal with some administrative details tomorrow, and it would probably help if I was relatively alert.