Newbie Love Shack

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:26 pm

Yeah... I'd better take it easy a bit. I'm a little bit of a "limit pusher".....
lol once I start up I just don't stop....

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:29 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]On a side note: My wife has often favorably compare me to a Clydesdale..... Just wanted that to be known.

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I will refrain from informing everyone that Clydesdale wangs are three feet long. Oops.

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:30 pm

well shes your wife... you wouldnt really expect her to say anything else would you? and this conversation is going into places i am not sure i want to go *sighs* i suppose i am just not mature enough to hang with the big kids in the forums.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:35 pm

I'm sorry, bobbo, I'll be good.
I'm just used to my husband's guy friends always being around, you see, and well.... let's just say they all know better by now than to even bother with the "not in a lady's presence!" type of thing....

and you all thought I was innocent and pure. Or was it just Luis?

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:44 pm

lol no, its seriously no problem. this is a place where you talk about what you want to talk about, and it IS called the love shack... ill just move to the kiddies thread. lol. and matilda.... innocent? LOL right... from my extensive research into the worlds of lore I do know that fairies are very mischevous creatures. besides you give yourself away in other threads many a time.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:46 pm

@Boernica,
I had my suspicions about your apparent innocence from the first, and when you confessed to liking the "Sanctuary for the Depraved" my guesses were confirmed

@Gwally.. you know... your post is almost tempting to quote in a signature

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:54 pm

see you fooled noone... haha... so is this how you guys chat over the internet all the time? you have no instant messengers? because I dont know if I could stand only talking to people like this allllllllll the time, its much more fast paced and interesting in those private chat roooms... hey thats just me though.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:02 pm

[QUOTE=JesterKing]lol no, its seriously no problem. this is a place where you talk about what you want to talk about, and it IS called the love shack... ill just move to the kiddies thread. lol. and matilda.... innocent? LOL right... from my extensive research into the worlds of lore I do know that fairies are very mischevous creatures. besides you give yourself away in other threads many a time.[/QUOTE]

For anyone reading, my name isn't Matilda, and his name isn't Bob. He's just saying that because I'm very ahead of my age for being just 6 years old.

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:11 pm

yes... and she IS six, she ws refering to herself as 17 there because her maturity level at that time was that of a 17 year olds... either that or we are all being duped.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:13 pm

[QUOTE=dragon wench]@Gwally.. you know... your post is almost tempting to quote in a signature

[/QUOTE]I suppose you could.... I wouldn't mind! But this is hardly news to you, is it?

@Boernica, I suggest that you do a search of the forum under 'DW', 'Gwally', 'Kitchen', and 'Hot tub', if you're really interested in this kinda thing...

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:16 pm

[QUOTE=JesterKing]yes... and she IS six, she ws refering to herself as 17 there because her maturity level at that time was that of a 17 year olds... either that or we are all being duped.[/QUOTE]Well, she has a baby and plays X-box, so she is at least 13 years old...

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:17 pm

I'm a smart, I looked at the gamebanshee updated anatomy of members, and found out that Beornica is:

Age: 21

Ta daa!

So, she's 6, 17, and 21. Hm...tricky.

I suppose fairy godmothers have that ability to change their ages.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:24 pm

Actually, we do, young one. I can also be 39, 57, 72, 300 at any given time. Just a wa a a a ave of my magical wa a a a a nd.
I can also change identities on a whim. I can go from Aqua-Chan's comforting and slightly reprimanding fairy godmother, to one of the guys, to a wicked water nymph who dances "wickedly" with Dragon Wench under the moonlight....

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:31 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]Well, she has a baby and plays X-box, so she is at least 13 years old...

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Yes, I have a baby, and guess what? She had her first solids today. A nice big fat steak.

And she gobbled it down, and looked at me when she was done, and in a booming voice said: "Mmmmm, that was delicious. Make me another one."
And that's when I realized it.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:33 pm

Actually, we do, young one. I can also be 39, 57, 72, 300 at any given time.

hm....if you add 39 + 57 + 72 + 300, you get 468.

Add 6, 17, and 21 to 468 and you get 512 which is the number of the bus I took today.

coincidence? I think not. meaningful? not really. point in posting this? spam.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:36 pm

Spam it up, them, Lost One, it's the only way of getting past "level 2".
Aren't ya gonna ask me what I realized?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:38 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Yes, I have a baby, and guess what? She had her first solids today. A nice big fat steak.

And she gobbled it down, and looked at me when she was done, and in a booming voice said: "Mmmmm, that was delicious. Make me another one."
And that's when I realized it.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you have a teenager. Hmmm. 21 years old with a teen? *does the math* You must be from Bloodstalker's family.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:50 pm

Oooo, hey, he's not here to defend himself! ....Not that I'm sticking up for him! It... it didn't sound like I was sticking up for him, did it?

lol she's 4 months old. In respect for any 13 year olds on this forum, I won't say "god help me when she turns 13."

.....rats.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:57 pm

Ah, four months old.... that magical time when they suddenly start getting massive growth spurts and the new onesies you bought last week no longer fit!

I know it well....

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:58 pm

[QUOTE=Gwalchmai]I suppose you could.... I wouldn't mind! But this is hardly news to you, is it?

@Boernica, I suggest that you do a search of the forum under 'DW', 'Gwally', 'Kitchen', and 'Hot tub', if you're really interested in this kinda thing...

[/QUOTE]I swear.. you're colluding with Than in order to destroy the warm and fuzzy image I've been attempting to cultivate over the last several days...