Newbie Love Shack

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:56 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]
@Beornica...sadly, the last time I showed a little skin, the board was almost destroyed in the flood of female members.

[/QUOTE]

...running away.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:58 pm

[QUOTE=Aqua-chan]...running away.[/QUOTE]

No need to run off in a fit of jealousy, you know you're special

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:11 pm

err.... i think you misread what i said. 15,000.... pennies. haha. 15000/100= 15 dollars.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:15 pm

(contemplates this for a moment) (swivels around again and looks at own butt) (thinks again) (looks at butt again)
*sigh* $15 it is.
(resets StealthCam and leaves a trail of m&m's leading up to the hot tub for JesterKing.

)

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:22 pm

*suddenly has to leave... faint mutterings of 'i have a girlfriend and im 15' can be heard under his breath again*

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:29 pm

(beornica picks up the trail of M&M's one by one and eats them.)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:02 pm

[QUOTE=JesterKing]err.... i think you misread what i said. 15,000.... pennies. haha. 15000/100= 15 dollars.

[/QUOTE]
Sorry dude, but its $150... congrats for your donation to the needy.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:07 pm

@beornica: guess u got a butt 10 times better then secondly implied? is secondly a word/proper grammar?? o well.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:08 pm

(Beornica lays a trail of Shrek action figures leading up to the hot tub. Above the hot tub she dangles a big naked Shrek doll, hoping to catch Firelighter on videotape...)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:12 pm

[QUOTE=beornica](Beornica lays a trail of Shrek action figures leading up to the hot tub. Above the hot tub she dangles a big naked Shrek doll, hoping to catch Firelighter on videotape...)[/QUOTE]
FireLighter follows all the shrek dolls hoping for some ogre action, he comes across an empty hottub, looks around, strips, gets in the hottub. Finally convinced noone is around to see him, he pulls out a rubber action figure of shrek and starts 'playing' with it. He then sees something dangling from a string above him, his first reaction is to panic, next he figures out its just shrek, and puts a pumbba action figure next to it, hoping to give his ogre friend some company. He then gets up, looks at a towel, decides against it, and walks over to the empty bedouir reserved for BS and AC.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:14 pm

Has this become a 'everyone and everything get naked' thread?

Jeebus.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:15 pm

Might as well be, thats the only thing this thread has become good for, that and giving to the needy...
EDIT: BTW (by the way) this is a NEWBIE LOVE shack (although i feel the need to have it changed to hottub...)

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:16 pm

Who's needing?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:17 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Who's needing?

[/QUOTE]
Um... what? whos needing what?? it to be called hot tub? I just feel that way because thats what is getting the most use around here... (unlike a certian bedroom... thinks of BS and AC...)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:18 pm

LOL!!!!!!! (sitting here silently and uncontrollably laughing)
(beornica, from a back room, maneuvers the StealthCam to follow Firelighter into the boudoir. She watches as he jumps on the bed in glee, dressed in his skivvies...)
(I just love that word, "skivvies".)

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:19 pm

Ah, I should have quoted there. No mind, this is good for my spam count.

Might as well be, thats the only thing this thread has become good for, that and giving to the needy...

Thus, who are the needy ones? Anybody here specifically, or just the needy in society in general?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:21 pm

Feel better now, Lost One? Good. Your turn to get nekkid on camera.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:22 pm

FireLighter then strips his "skivvies" and heads on over to the bbq pit... hoping to start skinni dippin'... he then passes a room labeled 'Master Control Room - NO admittance unless above 300 posts!' opens door, takes a peek inside and sees beornica watching him with a spy camera... he then says, "Hope you dont plan on selling that video, because it will go for more then ur butt vid.!! They then start having a shouting war, and eventually FireLighter ends up leaving the shack with his proverbial 'tail' between his legs.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:22 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Ah, I should have quoted there. No mind, this is good for my spam count.

Thus, who are the needy ones? Anybody here specifically, or just the needy in society in general?[/QUOTE]
im not so 'needy' although i will take free cash if willing to give up

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:23 pm

[QUOTE=thantor3]Nonsense and balderdash! We are going to have a... um... a ... a fundraiser! Yes, that's right, a fundraiser for ... erm... Newbie Development! It is high time we develop our newbies into... um... well, reality show fodder for one. All young people should have an opportunity to experience this and, dadgummit, there will not be any newbie left behind!!

[/QUOTE]
Needy newbies, according to Thantor...