Newbie Love Shack

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:24 pm

Hey Beornica.

Has BS and AC passed zero-base yet?

What is skivvies?

I'm think I'm just gonna chill out here with my smokes before entering my private sauna (in a towel, not naked, mind you). I believe the hottubs are full already.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:24 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Needy newbies, according to Thantor...[/QUOTE]
Hey now!! that sounds like me!! ILL BE RICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:26 pm

Incase anyone cares, we got about half of the members signed on viewing this thread, including us of course...

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:27 pm

Getting naked attracts voyeurs.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:29 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Getting naked attracts voyeurs.

[/QUOTE]
Na, they just like seeing my male parts... they are all amazed...(DONT turn that around to anything degrading to me please, if you are so unbelieving I would be reluctant, but willing, to prove it...)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:29 pm

I am not watching this thread

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:30 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Hey Beornica.

Has BS and AC passed zero-base yet?

What is skivvies?

I'm think I'm just gonna chill out here with my smokes before entering my private sauna (in a towel, not naked, mind you). I believe the hottubs are full already.

[/QUOTE]
Last thing I saw, she had him on the bed, and was employing a little s&m into the bedtime ritual

skivvies are underwear, usually quite skimpy ones

I think we need some more STUFF in this Love shack. Right now it's made up of a hot tub and some big beds, though I think there are a few hammocks left over in the back room...
hmmm...
what do you suggest would be appropriate as a source of entertainment in a love shack?

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:30 pm

Feel better now, Lost One? Good. Your turn to get nekkid on camera.

Heh, yeah, I feel better now. I barely remember posting those things though. -mutters- Must quit drinking and smoking.

As for getting naked on camera for free. No chance.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:32 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]what do you suggest would be appropriate as a source of entertainment in a love shack?[/QUOTE]
Hmm, a bigger bar that doesnt card would be a must have for people like me to get a decent drink around here...... Also I would like to see a waterfall, nothing says 'I'm gonna score' like a nice cool waterfall and bikinis... or lack of?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:33 pm

How about if you just wear your speedo?
(does a nervous tick at the thought, yet continues to try and convince him)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:34 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]How about if you just wear your speedo?
(does a nervous tick at the thought, yet continues to try and convince him)[/QUOTE]
you ARE talking to lost one right? youd have to convince me to wear anything at all...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:35 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]Hmm, a bigger bar that doesnt card would be a must have for people like me to get a decent drink around here...... Also I would like to see a waterfall, nothing says 'I'm gonna score' like a nice cool waterfall and bikinis... or lack of?[/QUOTE]
Good idea. (waves magic wand) waterfall it is. And from now on, no one is allowed to enter this thread unless they are suitably attire. Namely, the skimpiest if bathing suits, or nothing at all, for those who are a little more bold, or have forgotten their bathing suit.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:36 pm

-passes his listen check-

Hey, I heard a voice from the shadows. Sounded like BS.

STUFF for the love shack. Hm...just things that come to mind:

a pool table, darts, a nice bar, a metal pole for swingers, a double emperor size bed for 6 people, hammocks would be good, a dancefloor with disco lights, and smooth, ambiental music playing in the background.

That'd make for a cool, love shack.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:36 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]And from now on, no one is allowed to enter this thread unless they are suitably attire. Namely, the skimpiest if bathing suits, or nothing at all.[/QUOTE]
oh, I didnt know we used to HAVE to wear something... whoops, my bad.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:37 pm

So there, Lost One, you are not allowed here now unless you're willing to strip!
(That reminds me, we'll be needing a poker table.....)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:37 pm

*looks at dress code for thread*

Damn, I don't have a bathing suit....

*Leaves and returns later, strolling up to the bar, grabbing a bottle and heads to the nearest tabel, all clad in a tactfully placed sock*

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:39 pm

How about if you just wear your speedo?

Yeah, that would do. I have one here. In fact, when I entered uni, as part of my initiation, I had to parade about in my speedos in front of like a thousand people. Heh.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:39 pm

Im better at blackjack, but I will agree to poker if and ONLY when it is STRIP poker!!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:41 pm

[QUOTE=Bloodstalker]*looks at dress code for thread*

Damn, I don't have a bathing suit....

*Leaves and returns later, strolling up to the bar, grabbing a bottle and heads to the nearest tabel, all clad in a tactfully placed sock*[/QUOTE]
Ok, Im officially leaving once I win strip poker... I just realized I cant lose (nothing to strip.)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:41 pm

waterfall: check
strip poker table: check
dance floor: check
dancing poles: check
six person bed: check

hammock - bloodstalker's wearing it