Newbie Love Shack

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:56 pm

(doles out four M&M's into Jesterking's hand.) That's all you get for coming in here with so much clothes on! Although you ARE only 15... hmmm... and yet this is a newbie love shack, not a scary grownup newbie love shack.....

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:56 pm

*Sinks head, and wonders if lifeishell or werebeargoddess is single..........*

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:57 pm

[QUOTE=beornica](doles out four M&M's into Jesterking's hand.) That's all you get for coming in here with so much clothes on! Although you ARE only 15... hmmm... and yet this is a newbie love shack, not a scary grownup newbie love shack.....[/QUOTE]
HEY NOW Im only 14, and I have no problem baring it all!!

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:58 pm

15 and 14? And we were turning this into a deluxe, adult, 5-star strip bar!

Got your fake IDs?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 10:59 pm

ACK! (Mrs. Robinson runs off into the distance, grabbing her clothes as she goes...)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:00 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]ACK! (Mrs. Robinson runs off into the distance, grabbing her clothes as she goes...)[/QUOTE]
Just look at what you did, guys! There goes the last female!

LOL

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:00 pm

Its ok, I look about 16

besides my 5'5'' stature.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:02 pm

And besides, Im sure you know how that older the wiser saying goes right? *wink wink*

Na Im kidding wit ya beornica, but dw... now theres a different story, I understand she looks about 18?

*Fears for the wrath of DW and drops the subject* This is for the good of me and jester, although mostly me

and yes, I am proud of what I have said here.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:04 pm

I'm 20, though I look 18 when clean-shaven, and 22 with a beard.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:05 pm

Whats the drinking age in brasil? if any?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:10 pm

Ah well. So I'm hangin out with the younger guys....
lol nothing else going on in this forum....
(carelessly throws back the rest of her corona and hops onto the stage, spinning around a pole and having a grand old time; moving her $150 butt in beat to the music.) (The music that is not on, but that she's pretending is...)

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:10 pm

I'm 21, but I'm a fairy, so I can look any age I want....

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:11 pm

*Hoping to get some brownie points* Id say its worth about $200?? at least.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:12 pm

Hey, look! What's that cougar doing on the stage???
lol

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:14 pm

Maybe we could do some animal/female mud wrestling?? I mean, you are the only female i see here... so I guess you just volunteered.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:14 pm

Whats the drinking age in brasil? if any?

18. But I started drinking at 10, LOL. Good thing I don't drink so much these days...though with that 'Drunk' thread, I don't really give that impression.

-slips a $1 in beornica's g-string...-

Shake dat ass!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:15 pm

$20 To Anyone Who Gets A Small Kiddie Pool Filled With Mud!!!

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:20 pm

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! L O L !!!!!!
A cougar is a forty-something year old woman who hangs out in bars and hits on younger men. PPPPHHHTTTTT!!!!! LOL!!!! Awww, that was too funny.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:21 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! L O L !!!!!!
A cougar is a forty-something year old woman who hangs out in bars and hits on younger men. PPPPHHHTTTTT!!!!! LOL!!!! Awww, that was too funny.[/QUOTE]
Still, you have to admit, my idea does sound kinda tempting right?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:22 pm

Is it me, or is this new avatar of mine kinda freaky, just one big eye always watching you?... even if it IS my own... (brrrr)