Newbie Love Shack

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:22 pm

Heh, I was thinking about the animal too. Similar to a tiger, right?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:23 pm

I was gonna say that earlier, except I thought you had enchanted it with your Fairy Magic and would have it make me put on some clothes..... *Shudders at thought*

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:24 pm

[QUOTE=Lost One]Heh, I was thinking about the animal too. Similar to a tiger, right?[/QUOTE]
Er, Cougar is more like a non spotted leopard... a mountain 'lion' if you will..

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:24 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]Still, you have to admit, my idea does sound kinda tempting right?

[/QUOTE]
Sure! Bring in a mountain lion, I'll fight 'em till 'e's dead! lol or just bring in a 40 something year old woman who's caked out in makeup, and we'll mudwrestle together, cougar vs. cougar..... lol

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:26 pm

*Takes a risk hoping fable doesnt ban him* Would fable count as a cougar?(or just a regular lion) Wouldnt be much but it would be nice to see you caked in glistening mud... and fable for all the women.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:27 pm

I'll be the referee.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:27 pm

Can I be the lions tag partner?
EDIT: Or just beornicas opponet will be ok... Ill let you pin me a few times for the fun of it?

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:29 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]*Takes a risk hoping fable doesnt ban him* Would fable count as a cougar?(or just a regular lion) Wouldnt be much but it would be nice to see you caked in glistening mud... and fable for all the women.[/QUOTE]
LOL!!!!

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:34 pm

I just wonder how old the vets are...and if there any single ladies out here planning a trip to Brazil one day...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:35 pm

Okay, fire, you can be the lion's tagpartner.
Shall we begin?
(beornica and the mountain lion step into opposite ends of the kiddie pool, and mud squelches around feet and paws. "You're dead, lion!" Beornica shouts, aiming at intimidation. "Rrrrrowwwrrrrrrrow!" The mountain lion shouts back. beornica lunges at the beast, and pulls her down into the mud with her. The lion's eyes widen as it feels beornica pinning it down into the slippery mud. It reaches out a paw, and accidentally punctures the wall of the kiddie pool. The pool deflates, and mud spills out everywhere! Firelighter, bloodstalker and lost one look on attentively, waiting for beornica's victory over the beast.......)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:39 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Okay, fire, you can be the lion's tagpartner.
Shall we begin?
(beornica and the mountain lion step into opposite ends of the kiddie pool, and mud squelches around feet and paws. "You're dead, lion!" Beornica shouts, aiming at intimidation. "Rrrrrowwwrrrrrrrow!" The mountain lion shouts back. beornica lunges at the beast, and pulls her down into the mud with her. The lion's eyes widen as it feels beornica pinning it down into the slippery mud. It reaches out a paw, and accidentally punctures the wall of the kiddie pool. The pool deflates, and mud spills out everywhere! Firelighter, bloodstalker and lost one look on attentively, waiting for beornica's victory over the beast.......)[/QUOTE]
And then FireLighter jumps in to save the poor beast and says, "This is considered as animal cruelty, and by my morals and standards, you will NOT get away with this... YOUR GOING DOWN!!!" FireLighter LUNGES at the fallen beornica and pins her she pushes him off, they start fighting, actually FireLighter sneaks in a pinch here and there... Until beornica finally pins him, and the referee (lost one) says, "Winner, Beornica, still undefeated!!!" As FireLighter walks away, he starts to chuckle, and under his breath he mutters something about how he is the real winner, considering he got a few pinches in, and considering it all in a days work, he goes home, and stays up all night for the second night in a row all without sleeping.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:39 pm

Game,Set,Match.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:40 pm

(The mountain lion rises up and shakes mud off it's fur and all over beornica. Beornica wipes mud out of her hair and off her chest, and scoops it out of cleavage with one finger. "That does it!", she shouts! "Rrrrrrow!" the cat growls as they lunge at eachother. Beornica grabs at the mountain lion's face and holds it's mouth shut. With the other hand, she blocks up it's nostrils and does a Stone Cold Stunner on it. The cat stays down, rubbing it's tailbone! beornica is the winner! Who would like to fight the winner????)

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:41 pm

[QUOTE=beornica] Who would like to fight the winner????)[/QUOTE]
Why not? dont think I wont give ya da rock bottom...

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:42 pm

By the way, I like my ending better

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:44 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]And then FireLighter jumps in to save the poor beast and says, "This is considered as animal cruelty, and by my morals and standards, you will NOT get away with this... YOUR GOING DOWN!!!" FireLighter LUNGES at the fallen beornica and pins her she pushes him off, they start fighting, actually FireLighter sneaks in a pinch here and there... Until beornica finally pins him, and the referee (lost one) says, "Winner, Beornica, still undefeated!!!" As FireLighter walks away, he starts to chuckle, and under his breath he mutters something about how he is the real winner, considering he got a few pinches in, and considering it all in a days work, he goes home, and stays up all night for the second night in a row all without sleeping.[/QUOTE]
Up again? That's right, weren't you getting Morrowind today?
lol ouch... you left a bruise on my bum from one big pinch.... (rubs bum)

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:44 pm

Now that's what I call a cat-fight!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:45 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]Up again? That's right, weren't you getting Morrowind today?
lol ouch... you left a bruise on my bum from one big pinch.... (rubs bum)[/QUOTE]
answer to question 1... I went to blockbuster, they didnt have it *sigh* so i got bg darkalliance 2 for xbox.
reply to statement #2... did you like it?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:46 pm

I guess Ill have to talk to my parents about going to Wal-Mart or something to see if they gots it there...

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:48 pm

lol
a fifty-something year old woman walks into the love shack in her skivvies and sits down on Lost One's lap, putting her arms around his neck as she does so. "You said something about a cat fight? Why don't you buy me a drink, sailor?" She plants a big, bright pink lipstick kiss on his cheek, and starts twirling his hair with her finger.....
LOL
(well, you DID express disappointment yesterday on not being able to 'pick up"...)