Newbie Love Shack

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:50 pm

Finishing thought on beornicas reply to lost one: As Lost One smells the old lady perfume, FireLighter says, "I got her just for you Lost One, for tonight at least."

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:53 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]I guess Ill have to talk to my parents about going to Wal-Mart or something to see if they gots it there...[/QUOTE]
I can tell you right now, they won't. They never have good games in WalMart. Do you have a Circuit City or something around?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:54 pm

[QUOTE=beornica]I can tell you right now, they won't. They never have good games in WalMart. Do you have a Circuit City or something around?[/QUOTE]
Ya, youre right, but my mom always seems to think wal mart has everything... including good stuff (which is wrong) but ya, Im pretty sure we got a circuit city near here... Thanks for the heads-up.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:56 pm

By the way, anyone ever seen the movie Blade:2? If so please put your input on the movie, or should I start a new thread??

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 11:59 pm

I don't think I've seen it. Sorry to lave you boys alone with that cougar

, but I just realized I have this dialogue I've got to get finished by this morning. So, if you'll excuse me....
it's been fun entertaining you!

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:00 am

And entertain you did... I shall be kept awake drooling all night about this conversation!

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:01 am

a fifty-something year old woman walks into the love shack in her skivvies and sits down on Lost One's lap, putting her arms around his neck as she does so. "You said something about a cat fight? Why don't you buy me a drink, sailor?" She plants a big, bright pink lipstick kiss on his cheek, and starts twirling his hair with her finger.....

Lost One purrs.

then takes a good look at the woman sitting on his lap...hm....a well-preserved cougar, will have to do....then slowly picks himself from the seat to get a drink for the two...going for rum and coke, and giving a glass to her before saying Har lass! as they go about finishing their drinks. When this is done, he picks her up and takes her to an elephant sized bed in some private newbie quarters *no cameras*. After some -insert small talk- here, he treats her to a round of body tequila shot, licking tequila from her curves as she moans lightly in antecipation of the moment to come. The rest is -censored- people. No more.

Cyber sex is inappropriate for this forum.

beornica · Post by **beornica** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:01 am

lol g'night

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:02 am

Cya Beornica. Spam is fun.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:03 am

g'night all lol.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:03 am

[QUOTE=Lost One]Cya Beornica. Spam is fun.

[/QUOTE]
No dude, spam is awesome.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:05 am

Laters FireLighter...I guess I'll be left to enjoy this thread with the lurkers.

Hey lurkers! What up?

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:11 am

lights a ciggie and stares thoughtfully at the screen........

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 12:25 am

I think I resent being called a lurker... nothing much... writing another novel of a letter and wishing I had a teleportation device. you?

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:09 pm

so the love shack kinda slows down over the weekends eh? maybe im just hte only guy with nothing to do.

Lost One · Post by **Lost One** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:22 pm

not just the shack, but the whole forum.

maybe we just scare the vets.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:32 pm

The whole forum slows down over the weekends

Lots of people are spending time with their families, and many people post from work during the week

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:38 pm

BOOYAH! we are the lords of newb. the vets are all gone. smal and large animal.

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:40 pm

oh.... dagnabbit. i thought we had soemthign there lost one.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:43 pm

I say we make a Veteran Love Shack, and then TAKE IT OVER!!! (except BS can be there to make the drinks...)IF any veteran wants to invade us, ill chop them with my samurai avatar!!