Newbie Love Shack

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 9:58 pm

oh and just so you know, i have 300 clone castles too... good luck. in the meantime why dont you and firelighter kill eachother?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:01 pm

A friendly reminder.

@ Wolf Howl: I understand the enthusiasm that you have right now, but it would be nice if you refrain from splitting up your posts in pairs when you can have them in one post. We mods have observed a consistent pattern with the way you post: just a couple of one-liners yet they are not in one post when they could have been written just in one.

I hope that this is not a childish reason just to increase your post count.

Thanks.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:06 pm

@ wolf:
Dont post twice, say it in one post, thats what some people get warnings for from fable or some other moderator... hopefully it will be xan

EDIT: Er sorry I didnt see your post mr. maharlika, But i wont delete it or this will make no sense...
@wolf:
just go back and edit if you dont see something like I am doing now

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 11:25 pm

Just to back up Maharlika.

@Wolf Howl:
Although we are more lenient on Spam here in SYM (as is quite visible by the contents of some of the threads

) - it dose not mean that postfarming is permitted. It is not.

__________________
GameBanshee - Make Your Gaming Scream
Forum rules

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:41 am

xandax... rack it up to being new here, but what exactly does postfarming mean?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:49 am

[QUOTE=JesterKing]xandax... rack it up to being new here, but what exactly does postfarming mean?[/QUOTE]

Don't worry - I do

Postfarming is when you post simply to increase your post-count.

Some examples of this could be:

Posts that have no useful content - for example counting down to a specific post number, posting gibberish and so on.

Splitting up one post into more posts, or spam excessively - posting 2 (or more) posts in a row that could just as well have been in one.

Bumping threads excessively can also be considered post-farming, unless there is good reason to bump the thread(s), but if say 20 old threads are bumped, it likely is postfarming.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:19 am

Now that we have succesfully defeated the vets, I feel the need to change my cavalry pigs back to the legendary samurai... So here 'tis

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:24 am

you say the vets have been defeated... now it is time to quell our own internal problems among us newbs. *dispatcehs 200 clones to FL's house and 5 to the angry poodle peasant... he decided that while 1 could probably cover it... better safe than sorry. the clones have orders to kill*

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:23 pm

*In his new samurai form, he pulls out both Katanas (Derkzon's zerth blade (spelling?)) then as his avatar shows, chops the clones head in half, but in a much faster manner.*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:27 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]*In his new samurai form, he pulls out both Katanas (Derkzon's zerth blade (spelling?)) then as his avatar shows, chops the clones head in half, but in a much faster manner.*[/QUOTE]

*dials to Kuroisan*
_Hi there buddy, wazzup?
_Well, I'm fine...
_Didja remember that knife you were look everywhere for?
_Yea, I do...
_So, I know where it is...

you better take care. Two hundred clones are one thing, Kuro and Sanchu are much harder...

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:34 pm

*dials to firkraag*
-sup firkey?
-Not much.
-You hungry man?
-sure, whats up?
-I got guests coming over... join me if ya want?
-Aite, Ill be there.

Youd better take care, Kuro and Sanchu are 2 things... Firkraag is freaking huge, meaning like what? 5 things?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:43 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]*dials firkraag*
Youd better take care, Kuro and Sanchu are 2 things... Firkraag is freaking huge, meaning like what? 5 things?[/QUOTE]

Dial to the outer planes.
Demon: hello?
Me: I would please like to speak to mr Kangaax, please.
Demon: Just a moment, please.
Kangaax: Yes?
Me: Hey, Kanggy, you old fart!
K: Hey, dude, what happened?
Me: I found that red dragon that you asked! You want his soul, dontcha?
K:Yes, I'm heading there... Can I take Murphy with me?
Me: Sure, your demon is also welcome.

Firkraag is huge, but there is plenty space for him in the void...

Perhaps for you too..

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:08 pm

*dials the heavens*
-um, operator?
-Yes sir?
-Patch me to God please.
-Yes sir.
-Hello?
-Sup man?
-Let me guess, you need me to repay my favor?
-

ya man, I found the lich too, the one who escaped death.
-Kangaxx?
-Yep, comeon over, were having a 'party' and hes coming with murphys demon, you know the one from murphys law?
-Yes, Im on my way, dont wait up.
-Cya there dude.

Can ya deal with that?

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:10 pm

Theres plenty of space in heaven, but since it will most likely not work out, prepare to be put into the elevator that only goes down, and down, and down.

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:34 pm

[QUOTE=FireLighter]Theres plenty of space in heaven, but since it will most likely not work out, prepare to be put into the elevator that only goes down, and down, and down.[/QUOTE]

Man, I work for a Franciscan school, so my boss is God himself. Let me dial my RED phone direct line with him and get over with it.

_God?
_Oh, why, is it you Luis? Have you been in league with that lich again?
_Yes boss, I'm sorry. But it cause...
_Yeah, he asked me to get rid of the lich.
_Oh, be my guest.
*Lich disappear to the planes.*
_Now, Luis, why have you called her?
_I mean, God, there is a little...
_Okay, okay... *Transforms Darkon zerth into bananas. And Firelighter gets in a pit full of ants* Is that good for you?
_Nope, just get him out of the pit. I like the ants, you know.
_Ok, then...

(Win that one, bozo...

JesterKing · Post by **JesterKing** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:31 pm

*grins into his far-viewer as fire lighter gets eaten by hungry and savage ants*

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:16 am

[QUOTE=JesterKing]*grins into his far-viewer as fire lighter gets eaten by hungry and savage ants*[/QUOTE]

*picks up the cellphone*
_God?
_Oh, yeah, he started it all.

Do you like ants, mr JesterKing?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 11:46 am

Off-your guys god-topic, butta...why is this place called "the Newbie Love Shack?"

Please don't tell me that newbies are supposed to make love here. I'm young, don't harm my pure, unspoiled and fragile soul!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:27 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]Off-your guys god-topic, butta...why is this place called "the Newbie Love Shack?"

Please don't tell me that newbies are supposed to make love here. I'm young, don't harm my pure, unspoiled and fragile soul![/QUOTE]

I'm back...

Hey! This is the newbie love shack, a trap so they may feel fine and then be swallowed into oblivion by our soul traps... Just dont tell them.

FireLighter · Post by **FireLighter** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:37 pm

Ya, dont tell me...

I love it here, bbq, bar, hottub, and more.