Bloodstalker's School of Tough Love Appreciation

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:33 pm

As most people here know, Bloodstalker is one of various SYM members who thrives on tough love.. His frequent pleas for beatings, enchainment and overall subservient behaviour are indeed truly inspirational... While numerous SYM personas affect a certain passing interest in the instruments of discipline, BS excels above all others.

Therefore I am setting up this thread in his honour, he is the Master of Pain and Punishment, and all those who have aspirations of submitting to the Whip should come here in order to seek Bloodstalker's wisdom and guidance.

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:07 pm

Of all things warranted, this thread deserves to be suicide bombed the most

I am gladly willing to do that

If you find this in bad taste pm me and i will change the comment

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:09 pm

CM,
it looks more to me as though you are lining up to be first for special instruction

CM · Post by CM » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:21 pm

Special Instructions? My ass! (literally no?

)

I am gonna bomb this place, as soon as BS shows up. I would prefer he die in the carnage as well. If you go...well hey its an extra bonus

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:30 pm

[QUOTE=CM]Special Instructions? My ass!

I am gonna bomb this place, as soon as BS shows up. I would prefer he die in the carnage as well. If you go...well hey its an extra bonus

[/QUOTE]

Really CM, no need to put your posterior on the line like that

The place has been proofed against any bombing, and I'm Immune

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:10 pm

should we bribe BS with some shots???? (alcohol usally catches his attention i have seen) lol

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:12 pm

lol! Good point Sparky Kat

*waves hand. A stylish and well-stocked bar suddenly materialises... Turkey appears to be the House specialty*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:14 pm

CM...There is no need to threaten anyone ..I believe the most efficient way for a suicide bomber to function is to simply shove a stick of dynamite up his posterior orifice and light the fuse..it would save so many other people so much trouble

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:16 pm

what a bribe we have going..LOL... alcohol and CMs rear end... ummmmmmm... somehow doesnt sound right, better put some 151 and and jack daniels out too, i think i am going to need a shot............ BTY, @CM i read somewhere that if you were hugged again... *HUG*.... hehehehe lol, sorry couldnt resist

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:24 pm

ROFLMAO!!!

lol.. yes.. no doubt this combination will draw BS over within a heartbeat

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:26 pm

*Drifts in, gathers beer, shoves firecracker up fas's rear, exits thread*

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:39 pm

AWWWWW .... BS comeback, i heard fas say something about body"shots"

*hands b-b guns to DW and Scayde, tells to hide behind bushes, winks*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:44 pm

*snicker*

*readies BB gun*

lol! I need to head, I have a dinner date with my partner and child

Laters

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:46 pm

[QUOTE=sparky_kat]AWWWWW .... BS comeback, i heard fas say something about body"shots"

*hands b-b guns to DW and Scayde, tells to hide behind bushes, winks*[/QUOTE]

The idea that BS would be enticed back by Fas offering body shots is a most disturbing thing....

Nice going Sparky_Kat...I like the way you think !

But you might want to stay away from the Bushes...BS's crew often lurks in there

*Takes BB-Gun as offered and hides behind bar*

Laters Sis...it was good seeing you !
*HUG*

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:47 pm

i will keep a box of b-bs and a beer ready for when ya get back, have a good dinner DW

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:52 pm

@ Scayde
i just realized my self how disturbing that sounded.......
BS if ya comeback... I will give you my last roman candle to play with, but you have to have multiple beers first

(shhhhhhh.......dont worry guys..... its a dud... but if it did go off, i will have BS drunk enough to make sure he aims at his cohorts-in-crime hiding in the bushes over there)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:53 pm

*materializes in a swirl of smoke behind kat and Scayde each in turn, steals BB guns guzzles booze, dematerializes again*

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:02 pm

hey where in the world did my b-b gun go??? BS!!
*looks for other weapons, find her 22 and slyly looks around to make sure BS doesnt see, hops behind bar and waits to catch BS off gaurd whe he tries to snatch more booze*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:07 pm

*ties fas up, puts a cloak on him, and sends him in as decoy*

Fire at will...please

sparky_kat · Post by **sparky_kat** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:15 pm

*notices guy in cloak, BS??? then sees sparks shooting out rear from firecracker, realizes its fas... thinks about grabing something to douse flames*
gee the water bottle and liquor bottle look the same too me
*grabs the right one, water, drenches fas, looks around with keen eyes to spot BS*