Fantasy Wrestling

[Rob-hin]

*grin*
Again, I thought I was done for. Luckely, CM is a whimp.

I think my golem has to enter the next round in a wheelchair.

Why not?
We'll have two contesters missing a legg or two.

[JesterKing]

that was so rigged..... KILL THE REF!

[werebeargoddess]

[QUOTE=Lost One]
Well done Ironhide, you've made it to the next round! [/QUOTE]

I knew it that was going to happen.

[Lost One]

Hey, not to point flaws or anything, but you need a great strategy to take out an Iron Golem. CM and JesterKing did not organize any swapping strategies (eg: when they would swap places), so I had to choose a default one for them, and CM did not take the opportunity to mention the use of his special attack (that of nullifying an opponent's defense) as part of his strategy against the Golem.

A little more co-ordinating, and they might have won.

Just my thoughts.

As for blaming the referee, just because Cyclops lacks one eye, does not mean he can't see well.

[Aegis]

Pre-Strat Update:

For the past couple of days, the team of Half-Nekkid dwarves on Tingle's training team have been furiously working away at some secret. All that's known is that the heat from the forges have been hot enough to permanently remove the local Troll homes, as well as cook everything to a nice Medium Well state. Officials aren't sure whether to compliment the chef's, investigate.

[CM]

[QUOTE=Lost One]Hey, not to point flaws or anything, but you need a great strategy to take out an Iron Golem. CM and JesterKing did not organize any swapping strategies (eg: when they would swap places), so I had to choose a default one for them, and CM did not take the opportunity to mention the use of his special attack (that of nullifying an opponent's defense) as part of his strategy against the Golem.

A little more co-ordinating, and they might have won.

Just my thoughts.

As for blaming the referee, just because Cyclops lacks one eye, does not mean he can't see well. [/QUOTE]

Hold on one second. *Gets bob to teleport in a glass cage with no air vents, farts up a storm inside and pushes lost one and closes the door*

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=CM]Hold on one second. *Gets bob to teleport in a glass cage with no air vents, farts up a storm inside and pushes lost one and closes the door* [/QUOTE]
Cm knows how to be evil.

*call his army of skeletons* Could you open the door a bit?

*army of skeletons waks in* Thanks!

[Rob-hin]

*opens the door and lets LO out.*
Who's your friend?

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=Rob-hin]*opens the door and lets LO out.*
Who's your friend? [/QUOTE]

*whacks Rob and Ironhide*

You... you... AAAAARGH!!!!!

[Lost One]

Heh, CM's farts and an ARMY of skeletons can't do nothing to me.

I am simply...LOST ONE. Invulnerable, impossible, invisible, impermeable (ehr..I needed another word with the prefix 'im') and...well, inconsequential.

But ehm...right, where was I...

THE FINAL!

IRONHIDE vs. TINGLE ORCSTENCH

Post your strategies!

The rest of you can ehm...try to 'butt' in during the match, and throw rotten apples at the finalists. Or send an army of skeletons...(again). Whatever tickles your fancy. Hehehe.

EDIT: Just to add that the arena shall be......PLANET EARTH! Uahahahaha! A world with primitive inhabitants at your disposal for gory fun. The fight will start on top of a rocky mountain, but can pretty much spread to anywhere. However, don't think of deserting the fight when wounded, cause Lost One will just zap you back next to your opponent. Uahahahaha!!

[JesterKing]

a planet, how lovely! and one so corrupt and desolate, which demons are very farmiliar with. Our recently defeated demon has a few more tricks up his sleeve... obvioulsy the contestants dont know this though, because taht would be silly. the demon goes back to his home dimension of perve and rallies.... 2 more demons. he tried for a hundred but after being in total disgrace (they were shouting 'you were beat by a tin man!' in the streets. demons arent nice.) he only managed his dad, an extrememly ferocious acid spitting green guy, and his mom. an even more feriocous acid spitting green demon, who makes dad look like CM. these 2 will teleport in and kill the iron golem. then they will knock out tingle, because even demons wont KILL a crippled guy. with those two out of the match, mum and dad will leave, and BOB WILL BE THE ONLY MAN STANDING IN THE RING!!!! victory. meanwhile mom and dad will be torturig LO.

[Luis Antonio]

*calls forth his army of skeletons, zombies and a few lower liches*

This world will perish... perish... PERISH...

[JesterKing]

Bump

this is an occasion that a thread merits bumping, in my opinion at least. its about to go off the page, and its not finished!!! i am unwilling to let this happen. lol...Lost one! do the demons kill the one legged dwarf?

[CM]

Come on i wanna see Aegis lose and i am willing to pay good money for it

[Sytze]

Come on, I wanna see CM tortured by anyone. I'm not a demanding guy, I'll even pay good money for it

[CM]

Anybody who beats the crap out of Styze Gets to keep all his stuff

[Sytze]

[QUOTE=CM]Anybody who beats the crap out of Styze Gets to keep all his stuff [/QUOTE]


I'm tempted to smack you with something because of your first remark. The second I let fly however, there isn't much to get anyway

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=Sytze]I'm tempted to smack you with something because of your first remark. The second I let fly however, there isn't much to get anyway [/QUOTE]

*smack both Sytze and CM with a baseball bat and throw them a bone*

Fight for it boys! Make your wishes come true.

[Sytze]

I'm tempted (again! ) to switch my attention from CM to you Luis. And you don't want that to happen, believe you me

[Luis Antonio]

[QUOTE=Sytze]I'm tempted (again! ) to switch my attention from CM to you Luis. And you don't want that to happen, believe you me [/QUOTE]

What, dont you like bones?