Sytze's Six Commandments

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:05 am

Sytze's Six Commandments!

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-Thou shall love thy bed, as thou loves thyself!

-Thou shall rest very well during the day, so thou can sleep well at night!

-Thou shall do as less as possible, or let others do it for thee!

-When thou hast a sudden urge to work, thou shall sit down and wait for the urge to pass!

-Thou shalt not do today, what thou can do tomorrow!

-When thou see someone resting, thou shall help him!

Thou shall obey these commandments, lest thou be cast into oblivion!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:17 am

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-Thou shall love thy bed, as thou loves thyself!

-Thou shall rest very well during the day, so thou can sleep well at night!

-Thou shall do as less as possible, or let others do it for thee!

-When thou hast a sudden urge to work, thou shall sit down and wait for the urge to pass!

-Thou shalt not do today, what thou can do tomorrow!

-When thou see someone resting, thou shall help him!

Thou shall obey these commandments, lest thou be cast into oblivion![/QUOTE]
Hm...

You know exactly how I feel.

Yes! Master! I no longer wish to work like that!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:30 am

A true follower!

You will not find truths among those other deities, such as COMM or the lurkers. Join me on the true path. The path of the Heathen!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:32 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]A true follower!

You will not find truths among those other deities, such as COMM or the lurkers. Join me on the true path. The path of the Heathen![/QUOTE]

Already joined you forgetfull, dont you remember the Godling wars when we defeated Fable and Aegis and theyr fake leadership on SYM???

I keep my Ungodly Avenger +6 ready always, in case COMM ever return.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:42 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Already joined you forgetfull, dont you remember the Godling wars when we defeated Fable and Aegis and theyr fake leadership on SYM???

I keep my Ungodly Avenger +6 ready always, in case COMM ever return.[/QUOTE]
To defeated, doesn't one's presence actually fade...

I think I've started becoming my more, prominent self here lately...

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:48 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Already joined you forgetfull, dont you remember the Godling wars when we defeated Fable and Aegis and theyr fake leadership on SYM???

I keep my Ungodly Avenger +6 ready always, in case COMM ever return.[/QUOTE]

I know, the first line was for that.

The second line was more a recruiting line. You know, a bit like Vicsun always does

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:42 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]I know, the first line was for that.

The second line was more a recruiting line. You know, a bit like Vicsun always does

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Hehehe...

The Heathen wants you... *points finger*
YOU
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Join NOW

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 1:33 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]Thou shall obey these commandments, lest thou be cast into oblivion![/QUOTE]
some threat. oblivion sounds nice. there are no alarm clocks in oblivion, or so I'm told.

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:57 pm

[QUOTE=Robnark]some threat. oblivion sounds nice. there are no alarm clocks in oblivion, or so I'm told.[/QUOTE]
No alarm clocks!?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:08 pm

as far as I know. I mean, there are no mornings to get up for, so there's not much point really.

Wolf Howl · Post by **Wolf Howl** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:11 pm

Ya,guess your right.Stupid oblivian...

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:23 pm

personally, I find it relaxing. but it can be a bit boring after a while, I'll admit.

unregisturd · Post by **unregisturd** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 7:44 pm

Robnark, I think your avatar scares me a little, yet, it's cute at the same time.

And Sytze, your commandments make me tired.

But I found a few flaws...

Commandment #1: What if I hate myself? Do I also hate my bed?
Commandment #2: The more I sleep during the day, the more awake I am at night and cannot fall asleep no matter how hard I try.

And... Well, I suppose that's all I found. But I'm really bored right now, so your commandments are looking pretty good at the moment.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:33 pm

LOL

Sounds like a plan to me. (for McDonalds employees, anyway)....hey, what if you're an amnesiac! That's PREJIDUCE, MAN!!!!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:34 pm

I sincerely apologize to the moderators for accidentally posting the same messge twice, and would appreciate this edit from being removed.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:56 pm

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Yes! Master! I no longer wish to work like that!!!

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Oh Lord and all that's Holy... that wasn't as obscure a reference as I thought it to be, right?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:24 am

Oh, Great Sytze, thank you for showing us the true way...
I shall keep your commandments and sing you praises in the morning (right before I go to bed)

(I have a little disturbing thought planted on the back of my mind saying "I like enjoying my life during the day and rest during the night" but I'm working hard on silencing it... Please forgive me for being doubtful, I'm so weak yet... Master, shower me with your strength and enlight me with your wisdom!)

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:47 am

[QUOTE=Robnark]personally, I find it relaxing. but it can be a bit boring after a while, I'll admit.[/QUOTE]
Maybe I should've said that my oblivion secretly holds alarm clocks which ring every darn time. It's a special oblivion, you see.

[QUOTE=unregisturd]
Commandment #1: What if I hate myself? Do I also hate my bed?
Commandment #2: The more I sleep during the day, the more awake I am at night and cannot fall asleep no matter how hard I try.

And... Well, I suppose that's all I found. But I'm really bored right now, so your commandments are looking pretty good at the moment.

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Hating yourself is not good. Maybe you should come for a bit of euhm, private counselling. Yes, that's it! Private counselling, just to make you happy again

About commandment #2: That's because you are not experienced enough, it takes time, though not much and it won’t cost you any extra energy, let me tell you that. After a few day's, you'll get the hang of it. Really. Private counselling can help here too. Trust me.

@Tower_Master: How can someone forget to be lazy? That's impossible. One can even say that this is the true path for someone who has amnesia. You see, the commandments tell that he/she should cast his/her former activities aside so he/she only needs to do one single thing. Plus if he/she prints these commandments and hangs it above his/her bed, what's there to go wrong? I’m doing them a pleasure.
So join us, you people who have amnesia!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 2:49 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Oh, Great Sytze, thank you for showing us the true way...
I shall keep your commandments and sing you praises in the morning (right before I go to bed)

(I have a little disturbing thought planted on the back of my mind saying "I like enjoying my life during the day and rest during the night" but I'm working hard on silencing it... Please forgive me for being doubtful, I'm so weak yet... Master, shower me with your strength and enlight me with your wisdom!)

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Well done my follower. I trust you are a heathen now? Ask Luis for more guidelines to help you with relaxing. Just ignore that little feeling at the back of your head; it means nothing, really. It will disappear after a while.
And if you think it won't work for you, may I give you the same advice as unregisturd? Private councelling really does help. Not only for you

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:03 am

WELCOME TO THEE, BRYNN, OUR NEWEST AND PRETTIEST HEATHEN!

I hand you the Anti-Godling Shield to protect you from the dark influences of the enemies of the Heathen ways! Also, you'll receive a Short sword +3, to fend your foes. And a ticket to see I Robot and better dentals than you already have.

@Vicsun: Yes, the reference is dark. VEEEERY dark.
@Sytze: Time to whack those who dont believe.
@Unregisturd: Watch your words. We are the heathen, and we are evil, mostly.