Sytze's Six Commandments

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:09 am

Notice how everybody tries to be evil...it is so passe so clique orienated.

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Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:23 am

CM, I know your dream is to become a Heathen. You act like one, but you love BS so much that you entered COMM in hope he would follow you. But he become a Lurker...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:26 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]CM, I know your dream is to become a Heathen. You act like one, but you love BS so much that you entered COMM in hope he would follow you. But he become a Lurker...

[/QUOTE]

For that suffer!!! *grabs panzarfust from Wolf Et and shoves it down Luis's throat and presses the trigger* You no more

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:30 am

[QUOTE=CM]For that suffer!!! *grabs panzarfust from Wolf Et and shoves it down Luis's throat and presses the trigger* You no more

[/QUOTE]

CM,

Dont hide what you feel for BS.

We know you love him.

And that he loves AC.

And that you like Scayde hugs.

And that you want to become a DF.

*Smile*

-Luis

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:31 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]WELCOME TO THEE, BRYNN, OUR NEWEST AND PRETTIEST HEATHEN!
[/QUOTE]

Thanks

How do you know that, btw...?

And yes please, I'll have a Nokia Communicator

(So that I'll have sg to play with during the few hours I'm awake)

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:33 am

[QUOTE=CM]Notice how everybody tries to be evil...[/QUOTE]

Nooo way! I'm good, too good to this world... So give me that Communicator, please, I deserve it

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:33 am

[QUOTE=CM]Notice how everybody tries to be evil...it is so passe so clique orienated.
[/QUOTE]

What was your link between being laziness itself (see the commandments) and being evil?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:34 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Thanks

How do you know that, btw...?

And yes please, I'll have a Nokia Communicator

(So that I'll have sg to play with during the few hours I'm awake)[/QUOTE]

You are a girl. We are man. Girls = Pretty no matter what. (well... mostly

)

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:36 am

Read what Luis said.

Byrnn you want the communicator all you have to do is sing this document. Oh yeah and accept Weasel for HIGH COMM and help in his plans for world Domination. You can get Africa, Australia or South America. All 3 or 1 of them to rule your choice.

Just stay away from the Lurkers, Spammers and these evil heathens.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:37 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You are a girl. We are man. Girls = Pretty no matter what. (well... mostly

)[/QUOTE]

Did you follow the Olympic Games? I mean the weightlifting - women part... So think that over

What if I took the gold medal?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:39 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Did you follow the Olympic Games? I mean the weightlifting - women part... So think that over

What if I took the gold medal?

[/QUOTE]

Well, they are not ugly. They are only... uh... I mean... whatever.

But look at the volleyball girls!

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:40 am

If you took that medal there is one question i have to ask....do you girls really have breasts or are they like surgically removed or something?

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:40 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]You are a girl. We are man. Girls = Pretty no matter what. (well... mostly

)[/QUOTE]

This message is not supported by the Heathens but is a pure opinion constructed by Luis. I'm much pickier.

@Brynn:
Think about it. Are you sure you want a Weasel as leader and a companion like CM?? Read my commandments again, the decision will be much easier, trust me

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:40 am

Not ugly? What do you call a man-faced "female" who weights about 100kg then?

Really, when I turned on the TV I couldn't tell if it was men's turn or women's. I'm not a weightlifter, I must add

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:43 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Not ugly? What do you call a man-faced "female" who weights about 100kg then?

Really, when I turned on the TV I couldn't tell if it was men's turn or women's. I'm not a weightlifter, I must add

[/QUOTE]

*start thanking God she is not a heavyweightlifter*

lol

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:44 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]@Brynn:
Think about it. Are you sure you want a Weasel as leader and a companion like CM?? Read my commandments again, the decision will be much easier, trust me

[/QUOTE]

Master, are you saying that I should just rest and wait for the Communicator to appear on my pillow? Oh, how wise Thou are... Thank you for sharing your infine wisdom with such a mote of dust as me...

(But if it doesn't appear until next morning, I'll establish a new religion

)

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:45 am

What about that communicator you wanted? I will through in a BMW for free

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:46 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]But look at the volleyball girls!

[/QUOTE]

No, look at the Hungarian Waterpolo team! (I mean the guys) Whoa...
And they WON THE GOLD! I'm so proud!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:46 am

[QUOTE=CM]What about that communicator you wanted? I will through in a BMW for free

[/QUOTE]

You definitely know how to manipulate me

Is that a Z4?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:48 am

Z4 roadster. How is that? And with a 2 year free tune up and we pay for the shipping