Sytze's Six Commandments

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:48 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Deal. Light blue, please

[/QUOTE]

Great! Take that you COMM's!

A light blue Z4 is coming near your doorstep very, very soon. I might even bring it personally and instruct you in the ways of the Six Commandments

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:51 am

See!! See!! See that, he wants to instruct you personally. Talk about low. Has anybody from COMM tried such a cheap pick up trick? No! Move away from the heathens. Join COMM. Get a Communicator, Z4 and a house in the swiss alps

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:52 am

The Master himself in person! Oh, sorry guys, I need to go and clean the house and cook sg nice and prepare everything for the arrival of the Great One (I mean the Z4, of course

)

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:54 am

Sorry, CM, the deal is done. I'd prefer taking the Z4 for free

And, honestly, what can beat an all-day sleep? Relaxed mind, fresh toughts, wrinkles gone...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:55 am

You are now on my hit list...be afraid be very afraid

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:59 am

Yeah, I counted on that

That's why I took a lesson on Antonio's "Whacking others with a single stick" course

I'm prepared

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:02 am

We are always one step before you COMM's. I guess Weasel needs to do some reorganisation.

Say, Weasel, there's always room for you at the Heathen Citadel

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:05 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Well, if it comes with a Z4, why not... Everybody knows I live according to noble principles

But how do I get to know more about this holy organization?[/QUOTE]

Brynn, never forget the lamborghinis and ferraris are ours. I'm sorry, but my Diablo is waiting.

Suck dust, Z4!!!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:06 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]We are always one step before you COMM's. I guess Weasel needs to do some reorganisation.

Say, Weasel, there's always room for you at the Heathen Citadel[/QUOTE]

Yeah, there is a torture rack...

CM · Post by CM » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:09 am

I am sorry for doing this. *Airstrikes the Citadel*

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:13 am

[QUOTE=Luis Antonio]Brynn, never forget the lamborghinis and ferraris are ours. I'm sorry, but my Diablo is waiting.

Suck dust, Z4!!![/QUOTE]

You can keep the Lamborghini, the Z4 is mine. At least there will be no arguments between us

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:13 am

*the auto defense turrets target CM, and he falls from the sky burning, in a very horrible fiery death, jumping into a pool of crap*

THIS IS THE PLACE:

Citadel

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:13 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]You can keep the Lamborghini, the Z4 is mine. At least there will be no arguments between us

[/QUOTE]

Care to give me a ride every now and then?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:18 am

Sure! Any time

unregisturd · Post by **unregisturd** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:55 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]...Hating yourself is not good. Maybe you should come for a bit of euhm, private counselling. Yes, that's it! Private counselling, just to make you happy again

About commandment #2: That's because you are not experienced enough, it takes time, though not much and it won’t cost you any extra energy, let me tell you that. After a few day's, you'll get the hang of it. Really. Private counselling can help here too. Trust me....[/QUOTE]

Private counselling, eh? I'll probably need some counselling after your private counselling!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:47 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]
@Tower_Master: How can someone forget to be lazy? That's impossible. One can even say that this is the true path for someone who has amnesia. You see, the commandments tell that he/she should cast his/her former activities aside so he/she only needs to do one single thing. Plus if he/she prints these commandments and hangs it above his/her bed, what's there to go wrong? I’m doing them a pleasure.
So join us, you people who have amnesia!![/QUOTE]

Ok, sounds like a plan to me. I'm IN!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:21 am

TM, welcome

Visit the Dungeon

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:23 am

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Ok, sounds like a plan to me. I'm IN![/QUOTE]

Great, another member! Luis, we're doing well. I should’ve thrown my commandments in the open much earlier

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:42 am

You, oh Great Master, knew the appropraite time well to show us unworthy worms your wisdom beyond all praise... Now I see we were not ready to take in your perfect doctrines earlier!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:35 am

I like that sentence

I might even add it to my siggie