Sytze's Six Commandments

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:34 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]I like that sentence

I might even add it to my siggie

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Tsc tsc...

Welcome TM!!! *hands him over a tequila bottle*

Have one no worm add!!!

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:02 pm

Sweet. Do I get the car now?

And what the heck does COMM stand for? (I never got that).

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:02 am

TM, you' better not inquire about that any further. Believe me, it's not the way of the righteous being involved with such a dark organization. Beware!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:41 am

COMM stands for COMMunication. We perfect the art of communicating our opinions and voices to the rest of the world. Fable employs the art of COMM and so does CE and you know how smart those guys are. Heck fable a GOD, uses COMM a creation of our High COMM. Now what do you say?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:47 am

I say it would be nice to add a "gender" attribute to each member, it's so confusing not to know whether you're speaking to (about) a girl or a boy.

Anyway, you guys out there have to COMMunicate, while WE, the Heathen, can read each other's minds easily

(E.g. I can guess for sure that Antonio's gonna drink Tequila sooner or later, he doesn't have to say that

)

Daveron · Post by **Daveron** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:07 am

Heeeeeeeeeey Sytze i want to join to I will bow down to you and give you candy

. !! By the way I like the idea of putting off what i could do today tommorrow cause then id never have to do anything

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:19 am

Exactly! See how wise and farseeing His Majesty is?

CM · Post by CM » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:22 am

[QUOTE=Daveron]Heeeeeeeeeey Sytze i want to join to I will bow down to you and give you candy

. !! By the way I like the idea of putting off what i could do today tommorrow cause then id never have to do anything

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How about you do all that and we give you a Z4, a Nokia communicator and a house in the swiss alps?

You have to do nothing but worship Weasel. How do you do that you ask? Simple you worship weasel by getting laid - that is most common method. But in general you can do anything to worship the high COMM. Even be lazy

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:51 am

Daveron, don't open your ears for those evil words! They just want to suck your soul out and merge it into Weasel's, so that he can be the lord of the world by dominating the rest of mankind! Beware! The only way to avoid their poisonous insinuation is SLEEPING! Sleep as much as you can, enjoy the benefits of your safe, fluffy bed and watch what you listen to!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:18 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]Daveron, don't open your ears for those evil words! They just want to suck your soul out and merge it into Weasel's, so that he can be the lord of the world by dominating the rest of mankind! Beware! The only way to avoid their poisonous insinuation is SLEEPING! Sleep as much as you can, enjoy the benefits of your safe, fluffy bed and watch what you listen to![/QUOTE]

Indeed! COMM is the past, the future lies on the Heathen!!!

Welcome, Daveron, our newest member! *hands him over a tequila bottle*

Now lets organize this spam!!!

CM · Post by CM » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:29 am

See how they fear the High COMM

Look at COMM compared to the heathens.

1. We promote drinking and heavy amounts of it. We even our own German Friar who brews the stuff in his Monastry - Der Monech.
2. We support literature and good fantasy novels. Our Holy Scribe Marhalika is a student of such arts and a teacher as well. Not to mention being good hearted. Heck he creates all the b-day threads.
3. We all have good souls bent on preserving the beauty of our world, that is the task of our most holy of Paladins - Nippy.
4. To protect from the threat of evil and terrorism we have established the CIA or COMM Investigation Agency headed by our very own Military Attache - Chanak
5. To promote a solid environment base and to be eco-conscious we have our european brother from up north - Vicsun

More to come later on

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:53 pm

Um, sorry to contradict you, CM, but your scribe is a kender with a lampshade, isn't he? That doesn't hit me as particularly reliable. Besides, WE promote SLEEPING and REST! How can you top that? (answer: you can't). And you may have a brewer, but WE have Antonio and Tequila.

LONG LIVE THE HEATHENS!!!

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:10 am

COMMs, all those drinking kill your brain while sleeping is the best way to recover the body and mind!

I wonder how you managed to blur Vicsun's vision, he seems such a nice guy... Vicsun, it's never too late to repent, you know!

CM · Post by CM » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:25 am

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]Um, sorry to contradict you, CM, but your scribe is a kender with a lampshade, isn't he? That doesn't hit me as particularly reliable. Besides, WE promote SLEEPING and REST! How can you top that? (answer: you can't). And you may have a brewer, but WE have Antonio and Tequila.

LONG LIVE THE HEATHENS!!![/QUOTE]

You dare insult Mar? *grabs TM head and dunks it in a toliet. Then flushes*

Daveron · Post by **Daveron** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:37 am

lol thanx for the welcome guys butttttttttt I AM NOT WORSHIPPING A WEASEAL!!!!!! But then i spose i wont be able to go to sleep than

man this religion is complicate

CM · Post by CM » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:45 am

He is human but called weasel. A true jem of a soul. Trust me, have i done anything to make to feel that i want to harm you?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:57 am

See, pushing other's heads down the tiolet is not considered as "harm" among the COMMs

Dave, these are a bunch of weirdos, keep away from them

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:31 am

[QUOTE=Daveron]lol thanx for the welcome guys butttttttttt I AM NOT WORSHIPPING A WEASEAL!!!!!! But then i spose i wont be able to go to sleep than

man this religion is complicate

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Sleeping is not the only thing you can do. I advice you to read the commandments ones again., because there's a lot more to it than meets the eye. You can even rest without sleeping, you see?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:15 am

You should learn them by heart, Dave. It's useful to recall each line of the doctrine whenever you're in doubt or need...

Daveron · Post by **Daveron** » Fri Sep 03, 2004 3:29 am

ok i take back the comment about the weaseal (sorry weaseal

) and have read through the rules again and I have to say it is getting harder to resist sytzes 6th commandments. I mean how many relgions can you not go to church and do nothing all day to please your god... Pure bliss