The Heathen Citadel

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:18 pm

Yeah, I don't get who the heck he's talking about, either... I only know Weasley, who is worshipped by those who don't see the true meanings of life... But that Weasley is way too far from "nice" and "little"...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:50 pm

See Sytze and Brynn the true light of Weasel cannot show with the shadow of Heathens overshadowing your lives.

For the full effect of Truth and Light you must give up this Hearthen-ist life and join with COMM, show the world the meaning of enlightenment.

See the true Weasel!!

Moonbiter · Post by **Moonbiter** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:33 pm

Now... maybe I'm too old and don't catch up like I used to, or maybe I've landed myself in another "look at the stoopid newbie" board, or maybe I've even been too busy to read all the hints and/or pointers, or maybe I'm just too much of a halfwit which is the likely explanation, but could someone PLEASE enlighten me as to what COMM or SLURR or even SMUT or whatever really is? Or does that make me a heathen?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:11 pm

to be honest, it's sometimes a bit hard to tell who or what they are.

COMM has been around for a mind-numbingly long time, and these days basically it's weasel and his minions/lackeys/other accounts. they claim to have some sort of masterplan occasionally, or maybe power and influence, but they're basically just clustering around each other in the vague hope that one of them will rise out of obscurity and have a vacancy for a fawning sycophant.

SLURR is/was a gang of alcoholic vagrants with too much time, board space and beverages for anyone. they seem to have fragmented somewhat thses days, and are only seen when they crawl out of the 'Rolling Thunder' (they call it a truck, I say it's a dumpster painted a strange colour and with 4 assorted stolen wheels glued to the corners) to post, and to ask for 10 pence for a cup of 'tea'.

Moonbiter · Post by **Moonbiter** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:09 pm

Okay, so I'm stuck with the fact's that COMM is Weasel's republican way of takin over the world

, and SLURR 's the plan they didn't have? COME ON! I think I'm gonna join the Canadian Beingnicetopeople Congregation, in short, the CBC. But as I've heard, those dastardly females will eat my heart out....

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:46 pm

I don't think anyone's going to eat your heart out in the Citadel, man...

And honestly, why the devil would you EVER take the screen name "Weasel"? (Mr. Weasel, feel free to answer - it's not an attack, I'm just curious).

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:01 pm

[QUOTE=Tower_Master]I don't think anyone's going to eat your heart out in the Citadel, man...

And honestly, why the devil would you EVER take the screen name "Weasel"? (Mr. Weasel, feel free to answer - it's not an attack, I'm just curious).[/QUOTE]

It's a long and exciting tale of adventure, one I'm sure the masses wants to hear again.

During my time in school, I had the "good" habit of ruining any and every game in P.E. The coach (to remedy this) started first by hitting me with a board on the rear. This failed.

He then thought by making me his helper I would then do right...sadly he underestimated my "good" goals. Half way thru the year, he took to calling me Weasel during roll call. The name stuck.

To this day when I visit my home town, most call me by the name Weasel. When in a crowd and someone hollars for Michael, none look my way.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:06 pm

Oh. What a crummy bastard (your gym teacher). Sorry - hey, it's better then "Pants", though, right?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:11 pm

believe it or not, I kind of like the name.

When the FBI starts their search to stamp out my goals of World Domination, I kind of hope they cannot trace it back to my real name.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:35 am

[QUOTE=Weasel]See the true Weasel!! [/QUOTE]

God forbid that!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:06 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]God forbid that!

[/QUOTE]

WHAT!! Did someone spread some foul rumors about my Golden Speedo Dance of Doom??

Yes people sleep with that Horrendous image in your head tonight!!!

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:58 am

What's wrong with a Speedo?

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:25 pm

[QUOTE=Sytze]What's wrong with a Speedo?

[/QUOTE]
when worn by Weasel? everything.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 7:12 pm

...there should be a law against non-swimming men wearing speedos. Especially golden ones with accompanying dances.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:30 am

*yawn*
*where is everybody?*

I think I'm gonna take a nap on the backseat...

*yawn*

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 11:40 am

Living it up to the commandments I see? Good for you!

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:12 am

[QUOTE=Brynn]*yawn*
*where is everybody?*

I think I'm gonna take a nap on the backseat...

*yawn*[/QUOTE]

Here I am here I am I'm gonna shout and scream and no one sleeps on this trip!!!

No nap no nap!!!

YO HEATHEN HOW ARE YOOOOOOU????

Hello Brynn, Sytze, TM, Fas, and the rest of you boys who want to be heathen!!!

So, wazzup?

Luis Antonio · Post by **Luis Antonio** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:16 am

Check me out...

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 11:21 am

[quote="Luis Antonio]wazzup[/quote"]
Not a thing in the whole goddamn world. It has all grinded down to a standstill.

Sytze · Post by **Sytze** » Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:18 pm

[QUOTE=Vicsun]Not a thing in the whole goddamn world. It has all grinded down to a standstill.[/QUOTE]

You seem to be one happy lad

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