Which is better, sex or chocolate? (no spam)

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:39 am

[QUOTE=fable]About a week ago, my wife was laughing at my moans as I consumed a wonderful piece of chocolate cake in a Hungarian restaurant. The subject of sex naturally came up, and I thought a comparison might furnish a decent discussion, here, provided we don't go lapse into the usual flirtatious cliches.[/QUOTE]Um, Fable? Have you considered that your wife may have been laughing at you for an entirely different reason, and that she used a discussion of sex to divert you from the thing about you that really struck her funny bone?

I speak from experience, of course....

frogus23 · Post by **frogus23** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:54 pm

Is Fable certain it was Hungarian chocolate cake he was consuming??

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:38 pm

Guys, I asked Buck in private message before starting this topic whether he felt it was appropriate. He replied, "Go for it. I think the SYM crowd has grown to a maturity and awareness level that should be able to handle a thread like that."

Please prove him right. And me, too.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:23 pm

Cadbury's chocs with almonds...

...how deliriously lovely.

I love chocolate with almonds. It gives me a different feeling whenever I sink my teeth on them.

Comparing it to sex though, is like comparing a beautiful natural scenery in Austria with that of the pleasure I get playing BG2...

...preference-wise however, it's sex over chocolate.

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:03 am

[QUOTE=Sytze]Since I haven't had the one, and don't like the other. I'm afraid I can't vote on this poll.
You do the math which is which.

[/QUOTE]

I recall you saying that you love to eat chocolate... So, you can't say you don't like it if you've never tried. Since you said you like it, you must have tried it, but still, the second part of your sentence is false, then...

Let alone the first part...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:13 am

Sadly I cant answer. Us conservative muslims have to keep in the pants until marriage. Woe the fact that I actually listen to my religion

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:15 am

Are you really a conservative muslim or is it just a joke? (I can't really say when you're kidding and when you're serious

)

In both cases, surely you're allowed to eat chocolate?

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:18 am

I am. Its really odd though. I consider myself a conversative muslim. But to everybody around me I might as well not be muslim. They are all a bunch of fundementalist nutcases. Atleast the ones i know. Some say i am a Liberal like its a bad thing. I personally think i am conservative.

I have chocolate. But i havent had the chance to compare...who will give me that chance?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:21 am

Even if somebody offered the chance, you would have to refuse... It's better not to ask then, just to avoid temptation... Have a piece of chocolate to take your mind off the topic

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:38 am

You are vile!

Put it this way if there was a hot naked female infront of me ready for sex, well hell be damned. I will chance it

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:56 am

Nice to see a good example of a faith that strong

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:55 am

Why thank you. Very few realise my true devotion to my religion

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:59 am

I'm not in that few

OK, I stop teasing you about it. Honestly, I still can't tell if you're serious or not...

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:08 am

Ok seriously, yes i am Muslim. Yes i am conservative. Atleast I consider myself to be conservative. But truly depends on a person to person analysis.

Oh yeah i dont suicide bomb people. I just send in the nukes

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:11 am

Ok. I take the first part seriously

I didn't associate muslims with bombing and stuff

Poor muslims (I mean the innocent ones), the world see all of them as terrorists

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:17 am

Hey! I am serious about the second part as well

You dont. You really are a rare gem arent

well more like mercury

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:24 am

Let's consider it a compliment

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:26 am

Damnit why dont people seem to get what i am hinting at?

Brynn · Post by **Brynn** » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:28 am

I read between the lines

CM · Post by CM » Mon Oct 04, 2004 5:32 am

Well you are definitely not reading the right lines, i dont see a compliment anywhere